Chapter 306 How Many Flower Girls Are There Like You In Your Hometown?
Chapter 306 How Many Flower Girls Are There Like You In Your Hometown?
This is no longer a difference in weapons. He was born in Rome, but I was born in a garbage dump. There is a huge difference!
hiss!
Lin Yan also hid in the dark to keep secrets of the situation and did not dare to compliment Wen Ya's operation.
How can anyone fight with their eyes closed? Is this girl serious about wanting to become stronger?
A C-level superpower wielding a top-grade spiritual sword is like a cannon against an ordinary person. Even if the difficulty level is low enough, this will not work. It seems that she is really not the material.
Lin Yan shook his head, Wen Ya should continue to lie down and become stronger!
Maybe there will be a turning point one day or something.
"Ghost, drag him out and beat him up!"
"Yes, Master!" The ghost ran out of Wen Ya's shadow and teleported in front of the little gangster. He suddenly twisted his neck and distorted his face, "Ah!"
If you dare to offend Master Wen Ya, you'll be fine just to see if I scare you!
"Ah, ghost, ghost!" The little gangster was so frightened that he couldn't hold the knife in his hand. He collapsed to the ground, foamed at the mouth, and passed out on the spot.
"..." Lin Yan's face darkened. He was like this, and he still came out to bully others. It was hard for this brother!
"Master, this..." Ghost said, before he made a move, the other party was already frightened. It was so boring!
"Contact a fair-weather friend to send him to Heizhou overnight to dig coal!" Lin Yan waved his hand and dedicated a labor force to Heizhou.
"Don't come here!" Wen Ya closed her eyes and shouted while waving the knife. In her own imagination, she was very brave, but in Lin Yan's opinion, it was nothing more than a gangster's excited punch.
There are also performances!
"Okay!" Lin Yan walked over and grabbed Wen Ya's hand.
"Lin Yan, how am I doing?" Wen Ya opened her eyes and saw Lin Yan, and asked quickly.
"Go back and rest!" Lin Yan just glanced at Wen Ya without commenting too much.
"I want to become stronger!" Wen Ya bit her lip and said stubbornly.
"I know, but you are already very strong now!" Lin Yan said.
"Then you can train me again! I can do it!" Wen Ya insisted.
She hates being timid and cowardly and must make changes!
"I just don't want to drag you down, tsk tsk!" At this time, an old man swung his wine glass and said in a sly tone, imitating a gentle tone.
"Where are you, old man? Do you want to be beaten?" Lin Yan used his telekinesis to throw the plate on the table.
"Grandpa!" Wen Ya rubbed her red eyes and looked at the old man beside her in shock!
Isn't this her grandfather who has been away from home for more than ten years?
"Ah!" As a scream rang out, Wen Ya saw her grandfather being cooked by Lin Yan.
"You don't have martial ethics. I was joking with my granddaughter, but you actually carried out a sneak attack!" Wenya's grandfather wiped the rice from his face and said speechlessly.
What did this girl find? Such a kind and lovely girl actually found such a violent partner!
The family is unfortunate!
"Grandpa?" Lin Yan was also a little confused and didn't know what to say!
"Don't call me grandpa. I can't bear it. I'm afraid my life will be shortened!" Wenya's grandpa, Wen Buping, blew his beard and glared at Lin Yan with an unkind look on his face.
He had been wandering around for more than ten years, and suddenly he wanted to go home. He learned that his granddaughter had a partner.
Now, don't look any further, your temper is too explosive!
"I don't agree with this marriage!" Wen Buping said.
"Grandpa, I can explain that Lin Yan is not like this at home, he has a good temper!" Seeing that grandpa was a little angry, Wen Ya quickly explained.
"Come with me!" Wen Buping glanced at Lin Yan and pulled Wen Ya aside.
"Grandpa, Lin Yan is very good!" Wen Ya tried her best to explain to her family.
I have received my certificate, I have done everything I need to do, and I still have two cubs who live a harmonious and beautiful life. It is too late to give up now!
"Girl, there's something wrong with this kid, he's a dead man!" Wen Buping frowned and explained truthfully.
"Grandpa, you must have a fever!" Wen Ya smacked her lips and said angrily: "How could Lin Yan be a dead person! If you keep doing this, I will ignore you!"
It's broad daylight and you can't say such unlucky words.
"Girl, you also know that I am a fortune teller. I have lived for more than one hundred and sixty years, and I have never made any mistakes in my calculations. However, he is supposed to be a dead person, but now, it is indeed strange!" Wen Buping murmured.
"Ignore you!" Wen Ya pouted and ran to Lin Yan, "Lin Yan, let's go home and leave this weird old man alone!"
"Okay!" Lin Yan replied.
This girl's pain is not in vain, her elbow is not turned out!
However, whatever the old man said to her, Wen Ya's expression was always a bit strange!
"Oh, this girl!" Wen Buping shook his head, then closed his eyes, "Did I really make a mistake?"
After a while, Wen Buping opened his eyes and said, "No, I didn't make a mistake. It seems I have to go talk to that old man!"
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"Bao, what are you angry about?" Lin Yan asked as he brought Wen Ya home.
"My grandpa, he said you are a dead person!" Wen Ya crossed her arms with an annoyed look on her face, "He has been saying weird things since he was a child! Lin Yan, don't worry about it!"
hiss!
Even though he is a dead man, he is not wrong, that old guy still has something!
Lin Yan sensed the weirdness of the guy just outside. His eyes could not see anything but his age, which was an astonishing two thousand years old.
It's probably broken!
"Then do you believe it? I'd rather hear your opinion!" Lin Yan held Wen Ya's face and asked.
"I definitely don't believe it, how could you be a dead person!" Wen Ya pouted, "How could a dead person speak!"
"What dead person?" Raikage, wearing a crocodile cartoon suit and holding a basin of colorful dumplings in his hand, asked as he passed by.
This girl is getting more and more over the top. How can she eat dumplings like this?
Lin Yan and Wen Ya sighed at the same time and said in unison: "You go ahead and eat the dumplings!"
"..." Lei Ying was silent for a long time, took the plate and left.
Humph, I was originally thinking of sharing a few for you two, but there’s no way!
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Night in the East China Sea,
Lin Yan's clone No. 1 was still fishing leisurely on the beach. He didn't catch the mermaid, but he dropped a bunch of strange things.
For example, a pink triangle piece, a pair of ultra-thin underwear, and a lucky little balloon.
"Alas, it is imperative to control ocean pollution!" Lin Yan sighed, threw the stupid fish on the hook back into the sea, and threw the hook in again.
"What a strange human being!" Miss Nana, the mermaid, did not leave after singing. Instead, she huddled in the water and secretly observed the strange humans on the shore.
Without a hook, I was able to fish for a whole afternoon, just in one position, so interesting!
or. . . ?
A bold idea emerged in Miss Nana's mind.
"Nana, it's time for us to go back and do business!" The other mermaids moved closer to Nana, planning to go back to the Sea Tribe to do business together.
"I have to say, human things are so easy to earn. I just twisted my waist a few times, and their rewards were thrown over as if they were free, just like picking up money!" A pink-haired mermaid said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, what a bunch of stupid humans!"
"Zhenzhen, I remember the leader of the shark clan said, let us bring back a human!"
"Oh, I almost forgot!" Mermaid Zhenzhen covered her mouth, "What should I do? Everyone is almost gone, where can I find them?"
You know, when the Shark Clan invites humans over, it’s not to invite them as guests, but to eat.
This requires thin skin and tender flesh, good looks, and at least a D-level superpower. For ordinary people, if the performance is not up to standard, everyone will definitely receive inhuman treatment after returning.
For example, eat half of your own body, grow it again, and torture it over and over again all night long.
"How about we don't go back and just live here among humans!" Nana looked at the bright and bustling city in the distance with some inexplicable expectation.
How wonderful a carefree life is!
Although mermaids are fish, they can also turn their tails into two legs on land, just like humans.
Nana believes that she will definitely be able to live a prosperous life in the human world!
Find someone who sees you all the way and be happy.
"Don't be stupid, my Nana, if we don't go back today, within a few days, there will be an army of sea people chasing us. Once we are caught, it will not be the end of being eaten, but we will definitely suffer a worse life. Die!" A mermaid said soberly.
"Hey, there is a fool over there. He is fishing on the beach at night and there is no bait. How about we take him back?" Zhenzhen glanced in Lin Yan's direction and couldn't help but suggest.
"No, you are a bit stupid. If you eat it, you will become stupid. Can the leader of the shark tribe agree?"
"No, no!" Nana quickly stopped her.
"Nana, what's wrong? Why are you so excited?" Zhenzhen was a little confused.
"No, it's nothing!"
"It seems like this guy has been listening to Nana singing all afternoon. If he's not leaving now, could he be... a fan of Nana?"
"I see that he also has spiritual energy fluctuations on his body. He should also be a superpower!"
"Well, Nana, you go and trick him over, and we can use him when we go back to work!" Zhenzhen suggested.
"Ah? I can't do this!" Nana waved her hands quickly, resisting.
"You have to do it even if you don't. Go quickly. The sisters are waiting for you. It's getting late!"
"Hurry up, go back as soon as you're done!" At this moment, a tiger shark swam over and urged us with human words.
"Okay, Nana, go quickly!" Many mermaids pushed Nana over.
"Go early and come back early!"
"Okay then!" Nana sighed, feeling very irritated.
Even though he works for the Sea Clan every day, he still hopes to make a few human friends.
Friends, not hot friends, perverts don't care.
I finally met an interesting person, a handsome guy, and actually let myself seduce him, and then tricked him back into the Sea Clan.
Thinking of this, Nana felt very bad.
In the end, Nana swung her fish tail and slowly swam towards Lin Yan.
"Huh?" Lin Yan's clone was sitting on the beach, always observing every move around him, so when Nana swam over, Lin Yan cheered up instantly.
After waiting for so long, the target finally took the bait!
"Hey, human, what are you doing here?" The rope on the harpoon moved. Lin Yan looked down and saw a watery mermaid pulling her own fishhook and talking to him.
Lin Yan had quick eyes and quick hands. Without saying a word, he hit Nana on the head with a harpoon. A big bump appeared on her forehead. Then Lin Yan walked away with the mermaid on his back.
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Many mermaids who secretly looked here were dumbfounded. What is going on?
Tiger Shark: Ah, this is such a superb technique. He is even more of a thieves than the sharks, and he robs people in public!
You know, the Sea Clan is so powerful, but they just trick some humans into visiting their homes every day and then eat them.
I've never used force before, doesn't it sound good to deceive?
"Bold!" As the tiger shark roared, its body floated from the sea to the surface, and it flapped its fins and flew towards Lin Yan.
The scene was shocking!
"Damn it, sharks can fly, what is this?" Lin Yan glanced behind him and couldn't help but clicked his tongue.
"Stop, I am the Shark Arm of the Shark Clan. Quickly put down the fish in your hands, fight without mercy, and come back to the Sea Clan with me to apologize. Otherwise, you will be rewarded!" Seeing Lin Yan running faster and faster, the Tiger Shark shouted from behind. road.
"I caught this, do you care about it?" Lin Yan complained as he ran.
"Are you fishing? I'm embarrassed to tell you! It's reasonable to snatch the fish, put her down quickly!" Shark Arm shouted.
Ouch!
A dragon roar sounded, and a huge blue dragon tail stretched out from the sea and threw it on Shark Arm.
The shark arm was hit hard, spitting out a mouthful of blood on the spot, and was thrown hundreds of meters away.
"Water Demon, this is your fault!" Lin Yan stopped, looked at the dying Shark Arm on the beach, and couldn't help scolding him.
What's wrong? Is it wrong for me to wipe your butt?
Although the water demon thought so, he did not dare to refute it.
Everything the boss said was right!
"Human, just wait and see, our sea tribe won't let you go, eh!" Shark Arm said his last harsh words and died.
"Oh, it's really not my fault. Don't mess with the porcelain!" Lin Yan was speechless. This is too fragile!
"Water Demon, take it back and eat grilled fish. It's still hot and fresh!" After Lin Yan asked, he took a small leather whip and prepared to interrogate the prisoner.
"..." Who is not a human being? If someone dies, you still have to be responsible for filling your stomach, right?
Nana woke up from her sleep and wanted to rub her sleepy eyes. Unexpectedly, she couldn't move. After looking at everything around her, she realized that she was tied up.
"Are you awake?" Lin Yan came over and whipped a small leather whip, "There is an old saying in China, the West is the material of the Wei Junjie."
"You, what do you want to do?" Nana suddenly panicked when she saw Lin Yan.
The scene in front of them was inexplicably familiar. In their sea tribe, there were a bunch of humans with mustaches, and they liked to play role-playing.
Bondage, small whip, solitary confinement room, this is not right!
"I'll ask you the answer, otherwise, bang!" Lin Yan's little leather whip started to whip like a giant snake.
ah!
"Fuck, if you're interrogating Nana, you're interrogating Nana. Why do you have to beat me?" A male mermaid said in confusion, holding his stomach.
What a bully to the fish!
"Shut up!"
Male mermaids are so annoying to the eyes, shouldn’t they be beaten?
"I said, I said!" Nana saw Lin Yan's power and did not dare to disobey.
"How tall are you? What's your waist circumference? How old are you? How old are you? How many flower girls are there like you in your hometown? ... Do you have a partner? How old is your child? Are you interested in working in the foot-washing city? Jiujiu Liufu Want to know more about it?"
Lin Yan's mouth was like a machine gun, and he asked a lot of questions, which immediately confused Nana.
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