inspire-indiana Chapter 305 What A Fart!
Chapter 305 What A Fart!
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Does this really work?
Hua Qing's mind was filled with questions, and she was stunned by Lin Yan's sexy moves.
"Forget it, let's treat a dead horse like a living doctor!" Dango is Raikage's favorite food, maybe it will actually work!
"Kill!" Lei Ying's eyes were scarlet and he shouted with his mouth wide open.
"Good opportunity! Xiaoying, it's time to eat the dumplings!" Hua Qing stuffed the dumplings in while Lei Ying wasn't paying attention, and then observed Lei Ying's reaction.
"Bah, bah!" Lei Ying's eyes became confused, and suddenly he no longer had any hatred for this world.
it works!
Hua Qing called Lin Yan a genius in her heart, then grabbed the soft dumplings with both hands and fed them one after another.
Although Raikage resisted in every possible way, he was finally defeated by the temptation of Tuanzi.
Miserable failure!
Lin Yan: This girl has another dark history, not bad!
Three minutes later, "Hiccup!"
Raikage burped and woke up completely, "What's wrong with me?"
My stomach is so full, what's going on?
"Shit, you two, you look like a ghost! It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your fault that you come out to scare people! It's up to you to see if Brother Yan takes it or not!"
Lin Yan's body was in tatters. He stood in the air and launched a foul-mouthed attack at the top of his lungs.
"Young brat, do you really think you can be lawless with divine fire? That's unreasonable. I'll do it to you!" The old man in black robe was burned all over by Lin Yan. He was already angry, but now he's even more angry. "Old woman, use That move!”
"Come on, fight him!" The old woman in white robe was hit in the face by Lin Yan's brick, and all her teeth fell out. She was not willing to be humiliated and fell into madness.
After all, he is also a big shot in the world, but he has never been chased and beaten by a junior and an ant.
Even if it’s a projection, that won’t work!
All the teeth were knocked out from the beating, and all the pants were burned. It was absolutely disgusting!
"Combined! Senluo Faxiang!" The two hugged each other tightly, as if they were about to launch some powerful move.
Lin Yan saw the spiritual energy around them gathering towards the two of them, and their evil laughter became louder and louder.
It's a pity that the thunder is loud and the raindrops are light
"Quack!" A team of crows flew by, but nothing happened!
"This is impossible!" the old man in black robe said angrily, "My posture must be wrong, come again!"
"I didn't expect that the most useful ability is the art of language. Silence is still wonderful!" Lin Yan took a deep breath.
Ever since my branches improved, no, after I had my daughter, I stopped scolding people so much, I almost forgot about this ability!
Now, it’s still just as easy to use!
"My urine is yellow, I'm here to wake them up!" Fire Man shouted, turning into blazing flames again and rushing towards the enemy.
"Let me add some ingredients to you!" Lin Yan grabbed the bright divine fire and threw it towards the fire man.
Like ink dripping into a water glass, the fire man instantly transformed into the shape of a divine fire, and also transformed into what the white-robed old woman and the black-robed old man were most afraid of.
Sacred and majestic, it seems to drive away all darkness and filth in the world.
"Run!" The two old men saw that something was not going well and planned to forcefully tear the void yo-yo apart again.
It's a pity that Lin Yan didn't have any branches this time, so he silenced them.
"How is it possible? It can't be opened!" The old man in black robe didn't understand the situation in front of him. This is impossible!
"Damn old man, you are so inferior! Get out of the way, I'll do it!" The old woman didn't care, she tore her hands in front of her, and a huge gash opened in front of her.
"Garden of Thorns!" Hua Qing knew that if he didn't take action, he would have to leave the group. His teammates had already beaten him, and he still had to beat him!
Therefore, what I can do now is to hold these two guys back!
Countless vines spread out from Hua Qing's body and wrapped around the bodies of the two enemies as quickly as possible.
"Damn it!" The old woman cursed secretly. She was really unlucky today. If she had known she would have ignored this old thing!
By the way, how did they find themselves? How evil!
"Aha!" The fire man controlled the flames to pour on the bodies of the two old men. Just like mice, the two met their biggest natural enemy, and they howled in pain!
"You can't kill me, your parents are still in our hands!"
"Tch!" Lin Yan sneered. He was not a fool. Would he let them go and let them shit on his head?
"I'm not willing to give in!"
Like ice and snow melting away, these two bad guys were completely burned by the God of Light's fire, leaving no trace of their pants left.
"Haha, my fire man is invincible in the world!" After this battle, the fire man tasted the sweetness. With the divine fire in hand, I have the world.
I am invincible!
"Give it to me!" Lin Yan hooked his hand, and the bright divine fire disappeared from Huo Man's body and returned to its rightful place.
"Oh, my little master will definitely burst into tears!" Hua Qing said with a disappointed look on his face.
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After Lin Yan and the others left,
A chain woven with green branches appeared in the sky, carrying a wisp of order power that quickly recovered the fluctuating spiritual energy here and at the same time sent the scattered souls into reincarnation.
"As for you, come with me!" The woman's sigh came from the chain, and she left with the two souls that were about to disappear.
"It's finally over!" Lin Yan sat on the sofa, looked at the two corpses next to him, and sighed.
Although he couldn't resurrect them, he helped them take revenge, which could be regarded as fulfilling Lin Yan's wish in this world!
"What's over?" Wen Ya knew that Lin Yan was sad, so she turned into a kitten and lay on him, playing with him casually!
I don't know how to fight, but when it comes to comforting people, I am second to none, and no one dares to be first!
"The two bad guys this morning are dead!" Lin Yan said suddenly.
"Dead?" Wen Ya released her superpower and asked curiously.
Why didn't you tell me about such a big thing earlier? You have to have a blast and celebrate!
The scratch on my neck was really painful. When I got home, I didn’t do anything but change my pants first, which was very embarrassing!
I am still too weak after all!
Wen Ya sometimes thinks that if she had not met Lin Yan, she would not have been admitted to Tokyo University, but would have been admitted to a similar school. After graduation, she would save money to buy a house, build a small medical clinic in her hometown, and live an ordinary life. days.
This is my dream life, what I have been longing for since I was a child.
Now, I have embarked on another path, completely opposite to my dream.
"Lin Yan, I want to become stronger!" Wen Ya suddenly hugged Lin Yan's head and placed it on her chest, saying with determination.
"..." Lin Yan's mind went blank and he didn't know what to say!
Actually, Wen Ya is already very good.
The ability on the ceiling of the auxiliary world can increase the power, and can also be used as a wet nurse.
Her powers are not suitable for combat. There can't be a nanny who crazily hits the enemy's head with a healing staff!
No. . . etc!
Gambler's Armor!
Lin Yan suddenly thought of a problem. The current gambler's armor can allow the wearer to gain up to two points of strength every day.
After dressing it yourself, wouldn't it be possible for Wen Ya to wear it? After she wears it, she will wear it for her sister, and then Hua Qing, Huo Nan, Raikage...
There won't be any changes in a short period of time, but as time goes by, wouldn't everyone become numerically weird?
【Dah! If the host is used in this way, it may be forcibly taken back by the system company! 】The system noticed that Lin Yan was trying to get stuck and quickly stepped forward to stop it.
"No?" Lin Yan asked.
【no! ] The system said seriously.
"Wouldn't it destroy the balance if you use it on me?" Lin Yan asked.
【Forehead. . . That's because this world is extremely difficult, and I secretly tricked the host! 】
"System, can you communicate with systems in other planes?" Lin Yan suddenly asked.
[Host, why do you ask this? 】
"It's nothing, I just sometimes hear you talking to yourself in your head, like secretly playing poker with other friends!"
[The host heard wrong! I never play cards! Please ask the host to actively complete the task. Later, the host group chat will be unlocked and you can chat with hosts from all over the world! 】
"So stupid?"
[Hey, I'm hacking the system company's program, and I'm almost successful! 】
"You punish me!"
"Do you want to become stronger?" Lin Yan looked at Wen Ya and said softly, "Do you want to practice your courage first?"
"Yes, I just want to exercise my courage!" Wen Ya nodded frantically, it was so embarrassing to be scared to death or something like that!
"Take it, don't be afraid!" Lin Yan threw a small furry object to Wen Ya and left with a smile.
"What is it?" Wen Ya looked at the "gift" given by Lin Yan on her body, stood up suddenly, and screamed, "Ah~ Mouse! Help!"
"There's something wrong!" Nuonuo, who was worried that there were no small animals to bully, heard Wen Ya's cry for help and heard a mouse, so he rushed over happily holding bricks.
When he went up, QWER didn't explain his combos, and Shushu, who was a little proud just now, died at the speed of light.
"Woof!" Xiao Hei, whose head was wrapped in gauze, also rushed over and swallowed it in one gulp. It was a delicious meal. Lingshu, good stuff, a great supplement!
"Lin Yan, can you give me a simple test?" Wen Ya, who had stabilized her mood, found Lin Yan and discussed the way to become stronger again.
There are so many paths, there is always one that suits you!
"Is there any simpler task than killing a mouse?" Lin Yan frowned. Wen Ya was now a C-level superpower. Not to mention mice, even tigers could be killed with one punch.
"No?" Wen Ya said timidly.
"Follow me!" Lin Yan sighed, what can I do, my wife, just bear with it!
Lin Yan took Wen Ya to the Imperial City bus stop, stole two coins and squeezed into a bus with more people.
Lin Yan searched in the car for a while, "It's not in vain, I finally have a target!"
A pervert took advantage of the crowded traffic and reached out to the girl, but no one around him dared to take action. The girl was afraid of getting into trouble and did not dare to speak out. After all, she had the badge of the Association of Superpowers on her chest. D Super superpower!
"Learn more!" Lin Yan nodded to the cat on his shoulder and faced the daring wolf friend.
What does Lin Yan want to do?
Wen Ya stretched her neck and observed carefully!
"Don't make any noise, otherwise, you will look good!" the pervert said with a fierce look on his face.
"What are you looking at? Believe it or not, I'm going to bully you. I'm a superpower, who am I afraid of?" He was very arrogant.
Lin Yan came behind the pervert and stood firm.
Then he reached out and touched the pervert's butt, and then gave it a hard buckle!
Suddenly, the pervert was stunned!
Wen Ya was also confused!
The troubled girl was also confused!
Everyone in the car was stunned!
The pervert turned around in anger, planning to get angry, but then he saw Lin Yan's narrow eyes, "Hey, man, you have a good figure!"
Is this how you develop your courage? Kitten's eyes widened, feeling that something was wrong, but yes, it made sense!
After all, anyone who can do this must be very courageous!
How perverted!
"Damn it!" The pervert clenched his fist and hit Lin Yan on the chest.
Then Lin Yan caught his fist and said, "Wow, you are so naughty, you are so strong!", and patted the pervert's butt again with his other hand!
Bystander: I don’t understand, but I’m shocked!
Girl: Although it feels weird, it feels so good! Is he helping me?
Ten minutes later, the perverted comrade was forced into a corner by Lin Yan, crying out that he was a perverted pervert.
"My name is Ayan, and I just want to be your friend!" After Lin Yan finished speaking, he reached out and slapped the pervert on the butt.
The pervert could clearly feel that his butt was swollen, and it was probably bleeding from being slapped by this pervert!
"Hey, uncle from the 110 police? I want to surrender. I can't stay outside anymore. Take me back quickly!"
. . .
In a restaurant, Lin Yan and Wen Ya sat face to face at the dining table.
"What did you learn?" Lin Yan looked at Wen Ya with a smile on his lips.
"I, I can't learn..." Wen Ya hesitated for a moment and then said, "Touching someone's butt is too much!"
"It's really too much!" Lin Yan didn't say much, "Eat!"
"Okay!" Wen Ya is not discouraged, there must be another way!
Soon, a gangster with an unconventional hairstyle patted Wen Ya's shoulder, then grabbed Wen Ya's arm, "Little sister, I'm alone, do you want to make a date?"
"I have a boyfriend!" Wen Ya pointed to Lin Yan's position.
"Are you kidding me! Where is the person?" The gangster laughed. He met a silly guy who was so attractive. He didn't have to find any more sex partners this month!
"Don't touch me!" Wen Ya was a little angry and pushed the gangster's hands away.
"Hey, you're pretty strong!" The little gangster saw that he was too soft, so he just hit hard!
He took out a small carving knife from his pocket, played with it, and then took a lick: "My knife is poisonous!"
Where did Lin Yan go? Wen Ya was a little worried.
Do you want to take action yourself? Will he be beaten to death? Or maybe I can't beat him and get bullied by him?
In the past, it was his parents, then it was Wang Mengmeng, and now it is Lin Yan. If they can't help him, then he can only do it himself!
No matter what, I, Wen Ya, am not a coward!
Thinking of this, Wen Ya gained courage.
Although Wen Ya was determined, Wen Ya's attack methods were really shocking. She took out a top-quality spiritual sword from her pocket and stabbed him randomly with her eyes closed, instantly defeating the gangster.
Damn it, this is pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger. After looking at the spiritual weapon in Wen Ya's hand and then at his own small carving knife, the little gangster ran away.
What a fart!