Chapter 296 It’S Funny, I Wrote It!
Chapter 296 It’S Funny, I Wrote It!
"You also like to watch?" Lei Ying suddenly became alert, his eyes full of incredulity.
Suddenly, she had a bold idea.
"How about we change the bookshelf?" Lei Ying became interested and suggested to Lin Yan.
It happened that I was short of books. The content of a book that Lin Yan could read should not be bad!
"Change the bookshelf?" Lin Yan looked at Lei Ying for a while and said slowly, "Deal!"
After some operations, Raikage sighed in disbelief.
"What is this?" Three points are incomprehensible, seven points are incredible.
Just looking at this name, it is very extraordinary, outrageous, and out of the ordinary.
"The title of the book "Nine Treasures in One Birth, ****" is a little bit like that."
"Lin Yan, look at this bracelet!" Wen Ya handed the bracelet given by her eldest son to Lin Yan, and then asked curiously, "What's that?"
"That's it. Look at what crap your husband has read. Just this name, I can laugh at him forever!" Lei Ying couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.
"Haha, is it that funny?" Wen Ya was also amused by Lei Ying and walked up to see Lin Yan's dark history.
"Look!" Lei Ying shared her information. She wished that a few more people would laugh at Lin Yan together.
"..." Wen Ya looked at the title of the book, her face suddenly turned red, and she was momentarily confused.
"What's wrong, isn't it funny?" Lei Ying was very dissatisfied with Wen Ya's reaction. Shouldn't normal people laugh?
"It's funny, it's really funny!" Wen Ya smiled fakely a few times, then her eyes were empty and she lay on the sofa doubting life.
Funny, I wrote it, it was careless!
[Host, this bracelet is of good quality, one can be exchanged for 500,000 redemption points! ] Just as Lin Yan was looking back and forth at the bracelet, the system asked.
"Don't change it!" Lin Yan was not a fool. Although he didn't know how to refine weapons, he could feel the incredible effect of this bracelet.
What a perverted spiritual weapon. This kind of half a million yuan is recycled to the system. If it comes back next time, it will probably be worth several million in exchange points!
Profiteer!
"Bao, where did you get it?" Lin Yan put his arms around Wen Ya's waist and asked.
"Isn't this a gift from God?" Wen Ya raised her head and met Lin Yan's eyes.
"I didn't give it to you. Even if I had it, I would definitely give it to you!"
"Glib tongue!" Wen Ya pinched Lin Yan's nose and said with a slight blush on her face: "Isn't it really you who gave it to me?"
"It's true that I didn't give it to you!" Lin Yan's expression became serious when he saw that Wen Ya didn't believe it.
"Impossible!" Wen Ya was caught in doubt. If it wasn't Lin Yan, who could it be?
"You said you got this thing from your son?" Lin Yan sat up and looked at the room where his son and daughter were.
Lin Tianci was lying on the crib, sleeping soundly. Apart from his sleeping position, which was very eye-catching, there was nothing unusual about him.
As for her daughter Lin Ya, she was playing with a bunch of shiny objects, nothing unusual. . . Bar?
Um? Where did those things come from?
Lin Yan discovered the blind spot and stood up immediately.
"What's wrong?" Wen Ya blinked, a little confused.
"I'll go up and have a look!" After Lin Yan said that, he went up the stairs.
"The children have just been coaxed to sleep, please go upstairs gently!" Wen Ya said
"knew!"
"Can you let me see this bracelet?" Lei Ying broke away from the novel world for a long time and was very interested in Wen Ya's bracelet.
"Here you go!" Wen Ya took off the bracelet and handed it to Lei Ying.
Lei Ying glanced at Wen Ya silently, this girl is really innocent, is she not defensive at all?
At best he is innocent and kind, at worst he is heartless.
I really don’t know how that guy Lin Yan fell in love with such a silly and sweet person!
"Thank you!" Lei Ying thanked him.
"You're welcome!" Wen Ya bent down and touched Lei Ying's head.
"It seems I'm still too young!" Lei Ying, who couldn't figure it out at first, suddenly became enlightened after seeing Wen Ya's terrifying abyss.
Well, she won so much!
"This bracelet is so powerful!" Lei Ying sent a ray of spiritual energy into the bracelet, and the lines on the bracelet's surface glowed golden.
"Holy shit, it's so outrageous!" Lei Ying became more and more frightened as he felt it.
After wearing the bracelet, his spiritual energy reserves increased tenfold, and the spiritual energy running speed also improved qualitatively.
If you can wear it, your combat power can be doubled.
The fastest person in the world is probably none other than myself!
The supernatural thunder inherently gives him extremely fast speed and explosive power, and he can use it as he pleases. When paired with a thunder knife, it becomes a crispy nightmare.
If there is another super BUFF that speeds up the speed of spiritual energy, I can draw two swords in an instant.
What should I do? Suddenly I don’t want to pay it back!
"Yaya, can you let me see what you have in your hand?" Lin Yan came to Lin Ya, held her in his arms, pointed to the rare objects on her body, and asked in a gentle tone.
"Okay!" Lin Ya nodded. She was tired of playing with these things anyway. They were useless except that they looked good. Moreover, they were so heavy that it took too much effort to pick them up.
There are four rare objects on Lin Ya's body. One is a small golden ring, another is a golden fork, one is a hairpin, and another is a jade pendant.
The decorations on it are gaudy and very different from those of Blue Star.
At least the workmanship is great. Using double pupils to observe carefully, Lin Yan can clearly feel the existence of advanced formations.
If we say that the spiritual weapons refined by Blue Star's own weapon refiners can only be blessed by ten formations at most.
Those few spiritual weapons can be said to be blessed by twenty or even thirty wonderful formations, one after another, extremely exquisite.
This is simply a dimensionality reduction attack!
"My dear daughter, who gave this to you?"
"Willow!" Lin Ya remembered her brother Lin Tianci's request to help hide it, otherwise she would not play with him in the future.
So in order to help her brother cover up, she pushed Willow out without hesitation.
Willow: Slander, this is Hong Guoguo’s slander!
"Is that so?" Lin Yan looked at Lin Ya inquiringly. Just when Lin Ya could no longer resist Lin Yan's serious gaze and was about to reveal everything, Lin Yan rubbed her head with a smile.
Huh, just hide it?
So easy!
willow?
"System, your tree can still bear fruit, and what it bears is a spiritual weapon!" Lin Yan firmly believed in Lin Ya's words. After all, his daughter was so cute, she would never lie to him.
Moreover, he also knew that the tree at home was really powerful.
It used to be called Home Guard, but now there is a core fragment of Blue Star living in Shu's body. Maybe she laid the egg!
[Impossible, absolutely impossible! 】The system is also puzzled by this phenomenon. It pays attention to the proportion of things it gives to the host, and it is absolutely impossible to give him items that can cause bugs.
If trees can produce the best spiritual weapons, will Lin Yan's redemption points be all spent?
This kind of thing that destroys the balance will not make a mistake.
Otherwise, if you are caught by the system company, you will not be fined for thousands or tens of thousands of years. You may face the risk of erasing your memory and rebuilding it.
The system checked the willow tree at Lin Yan's house. There was no problem. It was absolutely impossible for it to grow from a willow tree. So, the only possibility was...
The system placed the object of suspicion on Lin Tianci. Could it be that the gift of blessing has awakened?
As the highest reward in the mythical treasure chest, it will definitely unlock some extremely abnormal abilities. Generally speaking, I can feel it, but I can't sense Lin Tianci's second talent.
As long as it is something in this plane, I can feel it, but this kid is a surprise. What exactly did he awaken!
I don’t know what the hell the talent is!
"Dad, these are for you!" Seeing Lin Yan's interest in these four small shining objects, Lin Ya gave them to Lin Yan with a very generous wave of her hand.
Anyway, they are just useless things that don’t get in the way.
"I can't have this, but I can keep it for you!" After Lin Yan said that, he put away the four spiritual weapons, planning to test their functions later!
For things of unknown origin, please observe more!
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a certain plane,
"Ah, Immortal King Guiyi has revived!"
"He recovered this time thousands of years earlier than before, and his temperament has changed drastically. Will there be any problems?"
"I think something has gone wrong now. Immortal King Guiyi is actually robbing families and homes. This is already the twentieth time he has openly robbed saints from various sects. It's so bullying!"
"Hey! Everyone, please make the decision for me. That day, I was traveling outside and happened to meet the Immortal King Guiyi. I originally wanted to form a good relationship and ask for advice on cultivation and see if I could take a shortcut! "
"Then, he took off all his clothes."
"Then what?" Everyone asked with inexplicable expectation as they looked at the beautiful girl of Tianshui Sect who was crying.
"Then he got excited and took away my clothes and many magic weapons, woo hoo!" The girl said more and more aggrieved. Those were all her belongings, and the sect's top-quality jade pendant was also taken away by others. The most important thing is Yes, he was stripped naked and he didn't even look at it. It was so insulting!
"This is unreasonable!" An emperor-level powerhouse slapped the table angrily, "Tianxue is the saint of our sect. We must seek justice for this matter!"
"Seeking justice, ah! I'll knock you down." Most people here sneered at this.
That's the Immortal King. He can seize the plane and smash your existence, and reason with others. It's good that they didn't destroy your sect directly!
Moreover, that is recognized as the strongest Immortal King, who dares to attack him?
"Baby, where is the baby!" At this time, Lin Tianci was sleeping on the surface, but in reality he was controlling his clone to travel around the world. When he saw beautiful spiritual weapons, he grabbed them regardless of the consequences.
Of course, not everyone is qualified to be robbed by him.
Don’t steal it if it’s ugly!
Men don’t steal!
If there is an airport, don’t grab it!
Of course, he had to keep his eyes open and make a careful selection of the spiritual weapons chosen by his mother and sister.
As for dad Lin Yan, we’ll talk about it later!
"Stop, Guiyi Immortal King, I want to accuse you of robbing people and property, you are not worthy of being an Immortal King!"
At this time, a fool blocked Lin Tianci's way and said he thought he was handsome.
This has also attracted the prying eyes of many big bosses, and the unified approach will determine everyone's attitude towards him.
Lin Tianci just frowned secretly, then his eyes lit up and said: "The sword in your hand is quite good, and there is also a jade pendant on your waist!"
"..." The man was stunned for a moment and was confused on the spot. What was going on?
I came to condemn him, but he actually took a fancy to me, oh no, he took a liking to his baby.
Gan!
Lin Tianci didn't say anything. He opened his big hand and the man was sucked in front of him. Then, like peeling a banana, he stripped off all the treasures on his body and then threw it away and walked away.
"Ah this..." There was a wisp of sweat on the faces of the many big guys who were peeping from thousands of miles away, and they were frightened by Lin Tianci's professional methods.
All movements are done in one go, without any unnecessary movements.
But if people do this, everyone can still feel the breath of the great road.
"Is this the legendary powerful way? I understand!"
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Lin Yan came to the yard with the little golden fork. After absorbing his own spiritual energy, the shape of the little fork changed drastically, slowly elongating and turning into a golden harpoon.
"Oh shit, isn't this similar to what the Poseidon Phantom was holding that day?" Lin Yan tilted his head and asked in confusion. Could it be that this is the Poseidon's exclusive weapon? However, this one seems to be the real thing.
No matter what, as long as it works!
Lin Yan held the harpoon in his hand, and a magnificent picture appeared in his mind.
Countless sea creatures, including lobsters, crabs, octopuses, and mermaids, all stared at the god in the sky. The god held a golden harpoon and waved his hand, and the entire sea surface was divided into two, in a physical sense.
Amazing!
This spiritual weapon is suitable for fighting at sea. It can mobilize the power of the sea and give its owner powerful combat capabilities on the sea.
For example, you can breathe in sea water without worrying about drowning. It’s very useful!
Wen Ya was bored and turned on the TV.
"The latest news is that the neighboring countries of China, Mian North and Mian Nan, are cut off by the sea water. Mian Bei, which has always boasted of its simple folk customs, is submerged in the sea. Let us laugh at it, oh no, remember it for two seconds!"
"That holy land of kidneys, where millions of fresh kidneys are sold every year, is gone?" Wen Ya smacked her lips, feeling that things in the world are impermanent, and the big intestine wraps up the small intestine.
If it's gone, it's gone, so that no more Chinese people will be deceived and suffer inhuman torture there.
Wen Ya changed the channel, and it happened to be the live broadcast of the Prince and Princess of the Sea Tribe.
"We, the Sea Tribe, are a very peace-loving race and will never kill innocent people indiscriminately." said the Prince of the Sea Tribe.
"Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance. We, the sea people, will seek justice for all our fellow seafood people. If you have any difficulties, please call the hotline, 000123455!"
Ah, can’t we eat seafood in the future?
Wen Ya looked at the declaration of the Sea Clan on TV and suddenly became confused.
To eat or not to eat?
"It's time to eat. I made delicious fish. It's so delicious. I'm so slow!" After Jiuwei had eaten and drank enough in advance, he started to call everyone to eat together.
"Gululu!" Wen Ya thought, now she didn't have to worry about it.
Mr. Fish is already dead. If you don’t eat it, that would be disrespectful to life. At least it will make your departure worthwhile!
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