The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Chapter 2391 The Weird Bat Family (2)

Chapter 2422 Weird Bat Family (2)

The Batmans received an unimaginably warm welcome.

Batman has always been very good at judging people, and Nightwing is indeed a good and polite boy, because now Damian has jumped onto the back of Bat-Tyrannosaurus.

"Wow, that's so cool!" Damian lowered his head and looked left and right. The bat dragon raised his head and roared, but because his two short hands couldn't reach the back directly above him, he could only He was able to shake his head and tail in an attempt to get the thing off his back.

Red Hood is obviously more interested in the Bat-Car. This car is actually very big, taller than Red Hood, and the huge tires almost reach the top of his head. Red Hood seems to be standing in front of a small black hole.

"Hey, don't touch my tires, no, stay away from that screw, kid." The Batmobile twisted the tires, trying to get away from the Red Hood, but at this time, Red Robin had already climbed into the car along the door. Inside.

"Oh my God, Jason, look." Red Robin shouted downwards: "There are really steering wheels and brakes here."

The Batmobile sighed heavily and said, "I am a car. How could I not have a steering wheel and brakes? Or is it that Batman in your universe controls his Batmobile through his thoughts?"

"I guess he's been planning on doing this all along." Red Robin started to do things in the cab, twisting his butt left and right like needles, and finally had to admit, "Oh my God! Damian!" , you’re right, this is so cool, a talking Batmobile!”

"I'll say it again, I'm not a talking Batmobile, I'm Batman in car form!" the Batmobile raised his voice and emphasized.

Before bringing these Batmans back, the Batman of the main universe obviously didn't introduce them to the Bat-Family. In fact, he didn't know how to introduce them at all. It was really difficult to describe, so he only said that he would bring some Things go back.

This has led to the current members of the Bat family thinking that these strange things are large-scale Batman peripherals, similar to when their father went home to work for a day and brought back a lot of toys for himself. Otherwise, how about Bats? The whole family is here, even Barbara is here?

What's even worse is that because Damian couldn't keep his mouth shut, he told all about it when he was proud, and then it spread to the ears of the Arkham Heavenly Group. Who else in this world would do it? The only people who like Batman peripherals more than the Bat-family are probably the madmen from Arkham.

So the reason why so many people came this time was not because they really welcomed Batman back, but because the fanatic fans came here to grab the peripherals.

With a bang, Damian was directly hammered off the back of the whippasaurus with a sledgehammer. Harley Quinn jumped on the back of the whippasaurus and jumped up happily.

"Oh! I warned the clown last night that he must come, but he still overslept, so this cute big toy belongs to me alone. He can't take it away from me again. Can you imagine? A big dinosaur in Batman colors!”

"Come down! Come down! Come down!!" Bat-saurus roared: "I'm not a big dinosaur with Batman colors, I'm Bat-saurus!"

Cole Norton next to him knocked Harley Quinn down with his head, and Damian jumped up again, hugging the Bat-Tyrannosaurus' head tightly and not letting go, and shouted to Red Robin on the other side: "Quickly Come on, we can ride this dinosaur around the city, my classmates will be so jealous of me!”

"No, we're going to drive!" Red Robin replied as he prepared to short-circuit the car and ignite it: "It's too childish to ride a dinosaur. Drag racing is a man's romance. Jason, go check the gas tank. How much gas is left in it? Maybe we can take a swim along the Gotham River!"

"Hello." Barbara is obviously more interested in the mechanical Batman, because this body has an exposed mechanical transformation form. From the clavicle on the left to the waist on the right, it looks like a complete mechanical arm. The circuit pattern decoration is shining brightly and looks full of science fiction.

"Sorry, but can I ask, is this an exoskeleton or..."

"This is a mechanical body."

"It's perfect." Barbara commented: "And the aesthetic style is very unique. It doesn't look like the kind of mechanical product that Batman would build."

"Because this is indeed not made by Batman." Mechanical Batman replied: "And I am not a mechanical product, I am Batman."

Of course, Doomsday Batman, the most eye-catching of all Batmans, has become the object of interest to other madmen in Arkham.

When Batman was still Batman, he was full of majesty when facing this group of madmen. At that time, except for a few criminals, most people ran away when they saw him. Their main emotion towards him was fear. He had never seen him before. He was surrounded by a large group of criminals, who looked at him like a steak about to be cut up.

Batwoman and Batman Flash are relatively quiet because their appearance is not outstanding, but the Bat Family seems to regard them as Batman's new friends, or they may be new members of the Bat Family, thinking that they are similar to Robin and wear clothes. Join other new heroes in uniform to fight crime.

Nightwing thought that as the elder brother of the Bat-family, he should express their welcome, so he walked up to shake hands with the two of them and said: "Hello, welcome to Gotham."

Batwoman and Batman Flash obviously wanted to say something, but in the end they held it back. Being told welcome to Gotham was indeed a novel experience.

Batman Flash hadn't said anything yet, but Batwoman was in a happy-go-lucky mood of beating the kids on a rainy day and having nothing to do, so she played the role of a new hero very well.

"Hello, you're dressed like an agent. Which department do you work in?"

"I am indeed an agent, but I think now is not a good time to talk about work. Alfred should have prepared a sumptuous welcome banquet in the manor. I think we can go there now. Maybe Thomas and Martha will come back. ”

"I've sent them a text message." Batman remained silent for a long time, not stopping the Bat Family's nonsense. In fact, it was because he was checking about 999 unread messages that Thomas sent him.

"They will come back for dinner at 10 o'clock in the morning." Batman continued: "We will have brunch in the restaurant in the garden, and then they will pick up Damian to the company."

"No, I'm not going." Damian began to wail: "I want to take a day off! How can I leave a super cool big dinosaur alone to read some real estate report?"

Batman feels that Damian is becoming more and more like a child, and he should be happy about this, because sometimes he really feels that Damian is more bitter and hateful than him, and he thinks this is not good.

But Damian's childishness came at the wrong time. Batman wasn't sure whether Thomas and Martha would have enough patience to deal with Damian's sudden rebellion after seeing so many weird Batmans. , and if not, which one of the 256 hiding spots in the garden would be better for you to hide in?

They finally began to march toward Wayne Manor in a mighty manner, and Batman began to stare at the unconscious Arkham group with a death gaze, looking like they were going with them.

"Hey, don't be like this, handsome guy." Harley Quinn began to use coquettish tricks to deceive her. "We are working for you now. Don't you even want to treat us to a small brunch? Or we can take some souvenirs with us now. Okay, I just want one of the spikes on that big guy, help me hold him down."

Normally, Batman's way to deal with being entangled by this group of people is to knock them unconscious with a punch and then throw them into Arkham Asylum, but now he can't do that because the two major companies are busy with real estate and rebuilding Gotham. There is a shortage of manpower, and this group of lunatics are the mainstay. If they are knocked unconscious, no one will work.

"No way," Batman replied, "I can't hold him down."

However, this group of mentally ill people obviously had no intention of letting him go. They expressed their dissatisfaction one after another and told bitterly that as a mentally ill person, they bravely took on responsibilities when Gotham needed them most and stayed at their posts despite their illness. If you can't even get a small souvenir, can this city be better?

Batman really had no choice, so he had to ask Batman Flash to run to Wayne Manor as fast as possible and bring over a lot of bat peripherals that he had bought when he attended the Gotham Music Festival.

Yes, during the Gotham Music Festival, the Batman also contributed to Gotham's GDP this year, and it was a big contribution.

It can only be said that if you give him a chance to eat the grain, he can eat his own grain and leave other fans without grain. Give him the status of the world's richest man and he can buy out all the products produced by an entire assembly line. Roy was so excited that he almost had a heart attack. The high revenue report was just the tip of the iceberg of his strength. The expense bill that could make Thomas' blood pressure soar again was just a small stumbling block on the road to his love.

Even the Arkham Knight, a five-star general from the Arkham Knight universe, commented that he never dreamed that after spending nearly 30 years living and dying, he would receive so much His first birthday gift will be an oversized Bat-doll given to him by Batman.

After unpacking the boxes of well-packed peripherals, the group of lunatics and Robins finally calmed down, but Batman soon regretted his decision.

Batman's number one fanatic fan is Arkham and members of the Bat-family, but Bat's number one fanatic fan is Batman. Once the box is opened, the lunatics and Robins are still there, and this group of weird Batman... Come on.

Batwoman stretched out her arms and took out something from the huge box. She patted the dust on it, looked up and down at the cute bat doll made into a dumpling, and said, "I didn't expect you to be so good. Take a bite, what is this? A pillow?"

Bat-Tyrannosaurus simply used her head to beat everyone away, and Cole Norton used her superpower to steal things from the box, including dolls, pillows, movable blocks, notebooks, keychains, and bat-themed backpacks.

Day of Destruction Batman squatted next to the box, like a blind man breaking corns. He picked up a stamp album, looked at it, put it down, and then looked at a set of seals next to it.

The perimeter of a square box with a side length of 1.5 meters was carved up at a dizzying speed in just a few dozen seconds. Every Batman gained a lot.

But Batman only felt his heart bleeding, and Batman knew Batman best. They knew that if Batman had bat peripherals, there wouldn't be only this box. They began to look at him more and more like he was looking at a piece of cake. The steak is in urgent need of cutting.