Chapter 255 Lightning Rod Transcend Tribulation
Chapter 255 Lightning Rod Transcend Tribulation
"Vajra's indestructible body?" Leng Rui was delighted.
He is easy-going and easily satisfied, and he is happy to hear that this Vajra is indestructible.
"It's not as good as the top, but it's more than the bottom!" He muttered in his heart.
"That's right! I also remembered the mention of Li Little Sister!" Brother Yu seemed to have realized it.
"However! Xiao Lengzi, don't be too happy, this Vajra's indestructible body is called a mangy dog. Hehe!" Li Little Sister couldn't help but laugh.
Leng Rui had black lines on his face, it doesn't matter if Ge Yu is an old boy, but Little Sister has also followed suit.
"From Little Sister, I think this physique is pretty good. Although it's not a top-notch physique, it's not too bad!" Leng Rui said with a bitter face.
"Not only is it not bad, it is simply heaven-defying. Immortal cultivators are most afraid of this kind of physique and are most annoyed by it. Once it is provoked, it is similar to gum candy. It can't be beaten to death, and it can't be shaken off. That's why everyone calls this kind of physique." People are mangy dogs. Giggles!" Li Little Sister seemed to think of something funny, and laughed to himself.
what! It turned out to be like this, if you can't beat someone, you call him a mangy dog. The quality of this fairy is really not good.
"There used to be an Immortal King, known as `Goubuli', relying on his own mangy dog physique, doing whatever he wanted, unscrupulous. Finally angered the other Immortal Kings.
Later, ten Immortal Kings designed to ambush him, hacked him with knives and axes, and set him on fire.
The ten Immortal Kings thought that they had killed him completely, and thought that nothing happened, but they were reborn by him. ..."
Brother Yu also talked about a past event.
"Can he be reborn after being ashes? How did he do it?" Leng Rui couldn't figure it out.
"Guess! Test your IQ." Brother Yu said with a teasing tone.
"This, this,..., is there a fine hair left?" Leng Rui remembered the story that a monkey's hair can turn into a small monkey.
"Hair? Hehe, those are ten Immortal Kings. If there is only one hair left, this Immortal King doesn't need to be done. Find a piece of tofu and kill it!" Brother Yu said with a lot of disdain.
"Did the lightning strike cleanly? Did the fire burn out?" Leng Rui could only guess wildly.
"Hehe! Kid, you have never seen Immortal King, and you don't know Immortal King's ability at all. If they can make Goubuli leave anything behind, then they won't be called Immortal King!" Yu Ge said with a drawn out tone.
"I can't guess!" Leng Rui shook his head.
To be honest, he really couldn't imagine what kind of person the Immortal King was, and he didn't know what fighting at this level was like.
"It seems that your IQ is really not good. Okay! Let me tell you, you have learned a lot!" Brother Yu sighed.
"Brother Yu, please advise!" Leng Rui knew that Brother Yu was virtuous and liked to show off, so he quickly became modest.
"This dog's life should not be killed if he ignores it. Before the ambush, he had a warning sign in his heart, but he had nowhere to escape. It happened that a four-winged mosquito passed by him. He had an idea and let the mosquito bite him. Later, I was resurrected with this drop of blood in the mosquito's belly." Brother Yu spoke very plainly, but Leng Rui's heart was surging when he heard it.
Fuck! This mangy dog's physique is absolutely heaven-defying.
For a while, I was somewhat complacent.
"What happened afterwards?" Leng Rui couldn't help asking.
"This man with a mangy physique not only has a special physique, but also has a special personality. He is also a mangy dog who never dies. After Goubuli came back to life, he spent 10,000 years besieging all the descendants of the Immortal King who besieged him. Absolutely. Since then, no one dares to provoke a dog, and everyone keeps a respectful distance from people with this kind of physique." Brother Yu said with emotion.
"Oh my god! This Immortal King called Goubuli is really a ruthless person. He could spend 10,000 years to get revenge." Leng Rui was also full of emotion in his heart.
"Xiao Lengzi, God is fair. People with mangy dog physiques have special bodies, but most of them have incomplete souls and low IQs, so it is extremely difficult to cultivate. Only a very small number of people can become talents. Otherwise, in reality, other people would not be able to survive. Go down, the world is full of mangy dogs. Let me tell you, people with mangy dog physique are annoying in Immortal World. If you are not careful, your life will be gone. But I see you, it is a little different, not at all different, It should be possible to practice."
From Little Sister interrupted suddenly.
Leng Rui didn't make a sound, he understood in his heart, what Li Little Sister said made him feel a chill in his heart.
From the few words of Duhu and the others, the real Sangouzi is indeed a bit of a dick, and his reaction is a bit slow, which really makes this Little Sister right.
And in the future, once he ascends to immortality, his life in Immortal World will be even more difficult.
"Hmph! He's the best. He's better at sticking fur than a monkey. The first time daddy saw him, he knew he was a simple-looking man with a treacherous heart." Brother Yu directly poured cold water on him.
"Brother Yu, do you think Huang senior saw my physique?" Leng Rui suddenly shivered and asked hastily.
"Nonsense! You must have seen it! Why else would he teach you the Dafa of Soul Cultivation? Didn't he think you were a bit of a dick!" Brother Yu said impatiently.
Leng Rui is about to cry! f*ck! Daddy, a dignified doctor of chemistry, was thought to be a little bit stupid, and even taught a fairy method to improve it. Where is this going to make sense!
From this point of view, maybe Master Lu Mingxuan also felt that he was a bit of a second-hander, so he refused to teach any advanced and profound methods, and just used some introductory things to fool himself.
"Boy, with your current soul and your physique, practice hard, I am optimistic about you!" Brother Yu said, this time it really doesn't look like a joke.
After listening to Leng Rui, he suddenly came to his senses.
Back then in that big lake, when I got this paper boat and wooden dagger from Liu Qi for the first time, the old boy had already seen through himself. Although he was a bit reluctant, he had been with him for so long, and even rescued him at a critical moment.
Old boy, this is also a bet! Think of daddy as a potential stock.
Maybe, that Little Sister was coaxed here by the old boy in the same way.
There is a saying on the earth that is true: "Don't be afraid of the spirit of the weapon, but be afraid of the spirit of the weapon with culture!"
This old boy has lived a long time and has a super memory. He must still have a lot of dry goods in his head. It's okay to get more out of it.
However, Leng Rui has no time to think about these things now, he has to prepare for the Transcend Tribulation quickly, otherwise, he will die in the first tribulation, which is too shameful!
In any case, this is the unbreakable body of Vajra, who everyone loves and the flowers are blooming.
The old boy said that this cave can't prevent thunderstorms, so he probably isn't talking nonsense, he must improve it.
Staring blankly at the newly dug cave, Leng Rui said to himself: "Oh! The house is built on the top of the mountain, and there seems to be something missing!"
A quarter of an hour later, Leng Rui slapped his thigh, and he remembered that the cave lacked a lightning rod.
Buildings on the earth, taller or built on mountains, are equipped with a lightning rod for lightning protection.
Tribulation thunder is also thunder, why don't I get a lightning rod?
Leng Rui was excited and proud of own whimsy.
These immortal cultivators seem to be liberal arts students, and their heads are twisted. They are all thinking about making treasures and eating Medicine Pill Transcend Tribulation, but they don't know that a lightning rod can solve everything.
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