I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 501 Fulfilling a Male's Responsibility

Xiuman knew that he was no match for Qina.

Just two putts broke so many bones.

This kind of power is no longer considered normal for humans.

Xiuman's consciousness was a little fuzzy.

He glanced at the hazy figure of Nordman not far away. This spoiled headmaster was still chanting spells.

Didn't she hear what Qina just said...

Then he saw Nordman approaching him quickly and then slapped him on the forehead.

Then, a comfortable warm spell flowed through his whole body.

"Hold on... Xiuman... No matter what... Hold on for now..."

Xiuman looked at Nordman suspiciously.

Why is this woman talking so intermittently...

Looking at Xiuman's somewhat dull eyes, Nordman was very clear about his current state.

Qina’s attack just now was not as simple as it seemed.

Xiuman's body was full of broken bones, and his back was bleeding from being scratched by the sharp stones on the ground.

The most terrifying thing is not these, but the back of his head.

There, the entire skull disappeared completely, revealing the fragile brain underneath...

Nordman used his shoulder to support the young city lord, making the other party's center of gravity lean on him.

Her eyes became clearer and clearer.

Now, I am the only one who can fight in the entire battlefield.

If she couldn't save the paladins, then at least she had to bring Shuman back.

Nordman looked ahead nervously; his sister's face became extremely unfamiliar.

What made the girl who loved flowers and plants become like this...

Very abruptly, a tall but not strong body blocked his way.

“Rivo…what are you doing?

Run away! She's not targeting you!"

Nordman felt a little dry in the mouth.

Ruiwo, this loser, is not a professional at all. The hammer in his hand has difficulty even being used to crack walnuts.

What is this guy going to do...

As if he didn't hear Nordman's shout, River didn't turn around, and his calm voice fell into Nordman's ears.

"Nordman, it's your turn to escape this time...

Liz Toomba's cavalry arrived soon.

And just now, I have informed Lovita of what happened here through prayer.

The rescue team from the Elf Courtyard should also set out.

Don't be stunned, Nordman, I am a viscount of the kingdom and a landed noble.

They don’t dare to do anything to me…”

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of hurried horse hooves came closer and closer.

The blonde Liz rode on a warhorse, crossed the burning flames, and quickly rushed to Nordman.

“Quick! Quick!

Give me your hand! "

Liz's cry suddenly rang out.

Nordman looked at River with some reluctance.

She couldn't understand how a man who couldn't even perform fancy moves could have the courage to face an existence that was beyond the legendary level.

"Revo, don't be stupid! She doesn't even care about Xiuman's identity..."

"Little Nordman... you are the one who shouldn't be so stupid...

I know how bad my reputation is among the royal aristocrats. The time I was with you was probably the most honest time for me...

I am useless, I don't know how to govern the territory, I ran to Nield and was stripped of my power by those halflings;

I don't know martial arts or magic, so compared to you who are favored by divine arts, I am indeed not worthy of you.

But, in the end, let me still fulfill my responsibilities as a boyfriend... ahem, ex-boyfriend, okay..."

Before Nordman could speak, River's voice suddenly rose high.

"Liz! Take them and evacuate!"

Then, without paying any more attention to Nordman who was already talking incoherently, he walked towards Qina, holding the small mace.

……

Ivan's consciousness floated in an extremely empty enemy area.

Everything around was white and foggy. There was no sound, no matter, not even air.

He didn't know how long he had been in this place.

If he couldn't still feel the ground beneath his feet, he would have thought this was the world after death.

Alvin was completely unaware of everything around him, not even his own body.

He just wandered there alone, like a ghost.

If he hadn't heard some faint mumbling occasionally, Alvin would probably have schizophrenia.

However, the content of those mumblings was too weird.

What about "You have to believe that Irving is a pervert", "The ambiguity between Irving and Lal is all a cover, the real object is actually Bol"...

Such dirty words made Alvin very angry.

I would rather you all call me a pervert than have anything more than friendship with Paul, okay!

However, in the empty space, no one could respond to his complaints.

Alvin had no choice but to interpret these scattered mumblings in a disjointed manner.

Today, just after he finished reading a less lethal whisper, a flash of light appeared not far from him.

Like a groundhog in the desert, Alvin stood up suddenly and ran excitedly towards the flashing light.

Whatever it was, even if it was just static in the fog, anything to give him something different to see would be fine.

Not long after, Alvin saw a creature with a look of astonishment on its face.

"Rivo? How did you get here...

Back off! Why are you still naked? "

"Clam?!

Lord Irving—Uh no, wait!

You’re not wearing anything either…”

After a commotion, the two men sat on the ground at a distance, trying to cover their vital parts with fog.

"So, River, you're dead?"

Ivan asked in disbelief.

"Yes, that damn woman!

She totally disregards my kingdom's status as a noble!

And she knew that I was her sister's ex-boyfriend, but she still did that to me...

She crushed my head! How cruel!

What a pity for my face that I spent so much money on maintaining..."

“Stop, stop, stop—who crushed your head?

Never mind, it’s not important. If you die, does that mean I’ve already…”

"Huh? Sir Ivan, what are you talking about?

Isn’t this your kingdom of God?

I also want to ask, according to normal procedures, shouldn't I enter Ms. Lovita's kingdom of God?

How did I end up in a man’s kingdom of God—eh?

Alvin, have you become a god?"

……

The Templar camp was in a mess.

The Paladins and the Kingdom's cavalry had been ravaged by several fireballs, and their limbs could not be distinguished from each other.

Zeller covered her nose with a handkerchief. The smell of blood and burnt food in the air made her want to cough.

"Why did you kill all these people?"

The Second Princess, with a changed expression, looked at the thin Qina with some resentment.

This thin woman was holding a headless corpse with a broken head in her hand, and was smiling at him with a crazy look on her face.

Cile pursed his lips and rolled his eyes helplessly.

"Alright, alright, none of you titled knights are normal."

A cavalryman who was responsible for cleaning the battlefield suddenly stood up and shouted loudly to Cile.

"Captain Tsiller! There's still someone alive here!"

The second princess ignored Qina's crazy look and mumbling, carefully avoided the blood and flesh on the ground, and walked to the cavalryman who was shouting.

"Oh? A young paladin... Judging from his attire, he's a noble...

Take him back.

We have already lost two titled knights, so it’s just right to fill the vacancies…”