I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 284 Decline

“Will this really work…?”

A soldier who looked young was holding a halberd in his hand and staring at the other side of the bunker in disbelief.

He was a burly half-dragon, with some disgusting mucus hanging on his ferocious teeth. At the front of his long crocodile-like mouth, two protruding nostrils were breathing out hot air.

"Stop talking so much nonsense, wait for the wizard to finish releasing these colorful things.

If the lizard's head hadn't fallen down yet, wouldn't you know if it worked or not?"

Another soldier with a sword slung over his shoulder and a shield on his back said beside him.

In addition to the glowing holy mountain image of Huiyao City engraved on his armor, there was also an obvious mark of military rank, which seemed to be a captain's position.

Just after arguing with this soldier, he saw that the legs of another one of his men had been shattered into pieces.

"Hold on, kid."

The captain held the soldier's head and gently turned it left and right to help this guy, who was obviously a new recruit, adjust the direction of his helmet.

"Didn't you hear what the priests of the Tyr Church said?

We will return with glory and victory from this expedition!

I don't want to go back to those girls throwing bouquets at me with a trembling little kid standing next to me!"

"Pfft-"

Several soldiers who were picking ears nearby couldn't help but laugh out loud, which eased the tension of this group of soldiers a little.

In fact, the captain and the soldiers themselves had sweaty palms.

He is a veteran who participated in the Orc War and has his own way of judging the battlefield.

The spell that just flew over lasted at least ten rounds, and it hasn’t ended yet.

Regardless of what these spells were used for, the enemy still had no reaction after taking ten rounds of spell volleys. This meant that the enemy's individual ability this time was ten times higher than that of a normal creature.

Maybe by the time the first round of spell volleys is over, this multiplier will increase significantly.

Maybe this time I should really listen to the advice of my old friend, the one who works as a guard in the congressman's house - don't come to Nield to die.

Sigh... But, if even veterans like me don't come, wouldn't Nield be lost if he only relies on these new recruits...

Although I don't have any noble sentiments, Huiyao City has paid me a salary for twenty years. It doesn't seem good to only care about protecting myself at this time.

Just as the captain and the soldiers were daydreaming, the new recruit with shaking legs pointed to the sky and whispered in a low voice:

"Captain! Look up in the sky! There's a big monster chasing a person... that looks like a human?"

The captain soldier raised his head and looked up with squinted eyes.

Yes, it was indeed a human being, the boy who was being sung by bards not long ago, although the stories he was singing about were not about glorious deeds.

Come to think of it, I was the one who escorted this kid to the Haze Forest...

……

Ivan in the sky was flying backwards quickly.

It was not that he finally mastered the secret of flying, but that when Alvin came face to face with the giant half-dragon, he was fanned away by the other party's wings.

This made Ivan scramble to maintain his [Floatation Technique] to avoid falling down accidentally;

At the same time, he kept cursing himself in his heart.

This novel and movie is really harmful to people——

Who says that villains have to show off their superior intelligence and talk to you before beating you up?

I was planning to give the other party a surprise by using the half-dragon's language, but in the end, the other party didn't say anything and just came up with a big bitch.

Fortunately, I was beaten into a back-facing position. If I was facing downwards... No, no, I couldn't think about it any further.

Ivan raised his head slightly, looked at the giant monster flapping its wings madly at him, and couldn't help but say in the half-dragon language:

"Sniff...hiss...Valam?"

Sure enough, verbal provocation during battle is still very useful.

The huge monster rushed over and grabbed Ivan's neck.

Because of the size difference, he actually grabbed Ivan's entire shoulder.

This feeling was particularly familiar to Alvin - Hejia, who was not much different in size from this guy, had pinched him like this before.

"Primitive creature...how do you know the dragon language?"

The Reptilian accent is very distinctive.

If you pay a little attention, you can hear that almost every single word has a hissing sound.

This also resulted in few people from other races learning this unpopular alien language.

"Sniff... I said this is a bug... Do you believe it... Sniff..."

But Alvin was, after all, a creature evolved from a primate, and could not make the hissing sound that was unique to reptiles, so the whole story just turned into a sucking sound.

"Interesting primitive human... Hmm? This smell..."

The giant half-dragon held Ivan closer and put the creature, who seemed to have lost the ability to resist, under his nostrils.

"Are you the creature that destroyed my advance team?"

Ivan, whose shoulders were pinched, didn't know what expression to show for a moment.

He was thinking about something else now—why did this guy have the same habit as Lal, both of them recognized people by their noses…

……

In the astral world, in Morgan's kingdom of God, Lal's projection was walking back and forth anxiously.

Morgan lost a lot of strength due to the death of Gruumsh, but it was also a blessing in disguise as she was able to completely get rid of the main god who held the power of life and death over her.

Therefore, during this period of time, the Morgan Divine Kingdom has been in a state of disrepair and need to be rebuilt.

This goddess with the appearance of an orc girl was completely focused on the research of ecological farmland and plant manipulation technologies, and seldom noticed the changes in her best friend.

But this kind of anxiety, to the point of banging the projection against the wall in someone else's kingdom of God, no matter how inattentive Morgan was, could see how wrong something was with her best friend.

"Lal...you wouldn't have developed any inappropriate feelings for that perverted human because of that kiss, right?"

She completely pulled her attention away from Luna, walked over to her best friend, and gently patted her shoulder.

"Ah... I almost forgot, you are in projection mode now, I can't take a picture of you...

Lal, mortal creatures and gods cannot be together after all..."

"What are you talking about Morgan?"

Lal's projection stopped and turned around angrily.

"I'm just regretting why I didn't put an avatar with some combat capabilities in the main material plane!"

The beautiful goddess' expression is as clear and silly as ever.

"How could I possibly have such thoughts about a pervert!

Everything I am doing now is for... um... for... for revenge on him!

Yes! Just to take revenge on him!"