I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 235: Lar's Special Sense of Smell

"We're in big trouble now..."

Ivan touched his chin and prepared to start doing some brain-intensive work.

"Trouble? What trouble?"

“Stupid goddess, just now a woman you don’t know called your name many times in front of us, and claimed that she has a very high status in the Celebration Church;

If you have no impression of Renata, then I am afraid——

Either something went wrong with you in the astral plane and you lost the ability to sense this;

Or maybe... that weird woman has the power to block the divine perception."

At this point, Lal was completely panicked. Her real body far away in the star realm was frantically testing her own perception power, while her projection was faithfully responding to her master's actions.

"Hey! No, what are you sniffing around for?

Are you a dog? The gods respond to the calls of mortals by their sense of smell, right? "

Lar, with an anxious face, had no time to argue with Ivan. She looked at Ivan with tears in her eyes and a slightly crying tone.

"What should I do? Will I no longer be able to feel the believers' prayers for me...

I, I’m going to become a lonely old god…”

"Shut up - it's true that you're not smart.

If you have lost your ability to sense things, how are you responding to my call now?"

"Huh? That's right!

No, I’ll try again…”

After saying that, this beautiful goddess with amazing looks and touching IQ started sniffing around again.

"It's over... It's over... Eh? Got it!

This is Lilith, the head of Radiant City, doing her daily prayer;

Oh! A bard who travels to the dwarven lands is preparing to compose a song in my name;

Haha! That little believer in the Gray Haze Forest... ahem, Alvin, you didn't hear what I just said!"

Holding his temple which was about to jump out, Alvin stared unhappily at the goddess Lal who was showing off in front of him.

"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough!

Hurry up, tell me what method can allow a creature to escape the detection of a god when calling the god's true name?

Stop sniffing you!

I have to go find Lovita later!"

Hearing the name of his mortal enemy, Lal instantly calmed down.

"Pervert! You are not allowed to go to that evil woman!"

……

On the small path leading to the City Lord's Mansion, two figures wrapped in black cloaks were quietly moving forward along the shadows of the corner of the wall.

Although one of them was wrapped in a cloak, the outline of the armor underneath could still be vaguely seen.

"Lariel, if we leave without saying goodbye, I'm afraid Mr. Ivan and his men will look for us everywhere..."

Another smaller figure put his index finger to his lips.

"Shh... Percy, keep your voice down."

Larrel's voice came from beneath the hood.

"That pervert Ivan is so busy right now, he has no time to take care of us.

Besides, investigating Xiuman is much more important than Ivan and the like."

"Who's Irwin? Irwin Nolihuys?"

"Who else could it be but him?!"

Larriel under the hood was startled by the new sound, while Percy next to him took out his warhammer and then put it back silently.

"I-Butler Ide!"

“Little Larrel… um, is this Percy?

What are you two doing sneaking around here?"

The two men whose identities were revealed had no choice but to take off their hoods, revealing their extremely helpless faces.

"Uncle Ide..."

Although he was not closely related to this uncle, he had received a lot of care from the city master since his family came to Huiyao City.

"Okay, you two.

There is so much grass and wood debris on your faces and bodies as if you have been in the wilderness for ten days.

Come with me, wash up first and change into clean clothes..."

"Lord Ede, we have important--"

"Don't worry, Percy."

The old butler interrupted the Curly-haired city guard's speech.

"I think I can guess what your plan is.

But before you start causing trouble, you need to talk to me first..."

……

"Lal, I notice that you are interfering in many things now--

You should learn from your best friend Morgan, who only asks about this and that, but never asks me where I'm going."

Alvin, who was caught by a goddess projection and not allowed to leave the party, looked at this not-so-bright goddess of celebration with a bit of amusement.

"No! Anything soft is fine, but not Lovita!

Where is that bad woman? Did she follow us too? "

"Huh? Follow me?

Isn’t she in the same star realm as you? Where did she come from?..."

"So how did you establish a connection with her?

ah! I see!

You, a perverted human being, must also like the style of playing with a whip!"

There was a gleam of clear stupidity in Lal's eyes, mixed with a hint of malicious anticipation.

Ivan, who obviously heard that someone was imagining things about him again, was not happy about it.

"What a mess—

I recently accepted a new follower, a follower of Lovita... Oh, it's really hard to explain this.

Lovita! The girl is in pain, Lovita! "

[I'm...don't shout...]

"Come on, come on, help me check if Revo is still alive, and then you two can battle as you wish..."

[Human Ivan... I am not your lover Lar. If you call me by the wrong name next time...]

"Okay, hurry up--"

【…】

"..."

Because Lian was taking the drone pilot license exam at Neild, the role of eavesdropping outside the room was replaced by the smaller Annie.

"It's so strange that Ivan can talk to a goddess like this--

Is he really not favored by the goddess of celebration? "

Xiling behind her shook her head.

"He should indeed be the one favored by a powerful god, but it certainly can't be Lal—

Their relationship is a bit... um... similar to... um..."

Xiling seemed to have thought of something bad, so she walked closer to the door and put her ear close to it through the hood.

Sami, the halfling warrior who was resting next door, heard the noise outside the room and stuck his head out with his dagger in hand.

"What? It's Annie—

What are you doing here? Isn't this Mr. Irving's room? "

"Shh! Shhhhhh!"

The two men, who were already feeling guilty, hurriedly covered the half-orc warrior's mouth.

"Sammy! Keep your voice down!

We are...uh, Miss Xiling, why are you running over there?

You won't continue listening?"

Under the "unconscious" shouting of a halfling maid with a soft but loud voice, Ivan's door finally opened, revealing the speechless face of a human.

"Next time you can make a little more noise..."

Ivan looked at Annie who was at a loss.

"I could barely hear what Lal and Lovita were saying in there—

Also, Annie, if you don’t let go of your hand first, Sammy has already started rolling his eyes…”