Chapter 339: Under the Skirt
Chapter 339: Under the Skirt
"What's wrong with your Highness? Why do you keep your head covered?" Yuan Qi pulled the quilt twice again.
Zhou Chang felt a chill down his body and was surprised to realize that she was not wearing pants yet. Only a shirt was hanging on her body, and her butt was sticking out.
This posture is as ugly as it can be. It really makes me lose face in front of Yuan Qi.
Yuan Qi didn't pay much attention and was still pulling the quilt: "Your Highness, please come out quickly, you'll get suffocated."
Zhou Chang was indeed holding his breath, and was already short of breath: "I'm coming out, but you are not allowed to laugh..."
"Okay..." Yuan Qi agreed readily, as if he was coaxing a child.
Zhou Chang grabbed the corner of the quilt and slowly sat up, then slowly lifted the quilt from above his head.
Yuan Qi was stunned at first, then his eyes widened: "Pig head?"
"You..." Zhou Chang didn't know what to say and had to support his head with one hand.
"Haha..." Yuan Qi couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Zhou Chang knew this would be the result. How could anyone not laugh when seeing a pig's head on a person's body?
"However, fortunately, I was able to recognize that it was the prince." Yuan Qi did not allow herself to laugh for long in order to save Zhou Chang's face. "This morning, when I heard that the prince came to Yaoyuefang, I thought it was impossible. Men who come to such a place are idiots. I didn't expect that the prince would really become..., haha..."
There were ten thousand dark clouds floating above Zhou Chang's head.
Sure enough, Yuan Qi's mouth was blessed. He had said that everything he said about Prince Duan was true, and now it was Prince Yi's turn, and he was no exception.
No matter who you offend in the future, you must never offend her.
"What's wrong with your Highness? Did you take any pills or powder and suffer from side effects?" Yuan Qi held back his smile and asked with concern.
"Uh..." Zhou Chang was unwilling to admit it. He got out of bed with a pig head and didn't dare to look at Yuan Qi. "Let's go back to the palace first..."
Unable to adapt to the "pig nose" blocking the view for a moment, all he could see was Yuan Qi in a bright pink and purple dress.
Yuan Qi understood and helped to find shoes, sighing: "Alas, now that Yaoyuefang has changed its owner, I heard that this shop has added new toys, but they are very unreliable. You may get sick if you eat them. Your Highness should be careful next time. If you really want to play, the former shopkeeper You Er..."
"No, I'm not..." Zhou Chang knew that she had no way to defend herself in the current situation, but before she could finish her words, she heard the sound of "dong dong dong" footsteps coming from outside.
The thin monkey's voice came before he arrived: "My Lord, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing that there were two people following the skinny monkey, Zhou Chang became anxious and sank his "pig head" forward, hitting the ground with a "bang".
He finally saw the pants under the table. He supported his head with one hand and bent down with the other to pick them up secretly, but he still forgot the weight of the "pig head".
It is said that you should take care of the head rather than the butt, but if you have to choose one, you would still choose the face.
Zhou Chang grabbed the "tablecloth" and covered his head and face.
Yuan Qi was startled when her skirt was pulled, and she instinctively pulled it back.
"Ah, don't..." Zhou Chang then realized what he had caught, but it was too late to find another place to hide.
The skinny monkey came in without even noticing Zhou Chang: "Ah, Princess, what's wrong with you... Where's the prince?"
"The monkey stays, and all the other irrelevant people go out." Zhou Chang was almost crying.
The skinny monkey then noticed Zhou Chang and walked over to help him up: "This..., Your Majesty, Princess, is this a trap..."
Zhou Chang was not sure if there was anyone else in the room and refused to come out.
Yuan Qi's voice was unusually calm: "Those of you who have nothing to do should go out first, and have someone bring the carriage and prepare it. The prince is going back to the palace."
"Well, who is this...?" a voice asked, with no intention of leaving.
Zhou Chang couldn't tell whose voice it was.
Then the voice of Huang San, the shopkeeper, rang out: "Big shopkeeper, this is our young master... No, it's the Yuan family. No, it's not that either. She is now the consort of His Royal Highness Prince Yi. This is Princess Yi."
"Oh, my respects to Princess Yi..." Manager Zhang said in a fearful and trepidation-filled voice.
"I said, don't come in..." Yuan Qi stopped him sternly.
Zhou Chang also heard that the shopkeeper Zhang seemed to be about to step inside, so she shrank back under her skirt.
Yuan Qi stood still, which made Zhou Chang feel inexplicably safe.
Manager Zhang stopped and said, "It is really rare for Her Royal Highness the Princess to come here. Apart from Princess Duan who came last time, you are the second most distinguished person here."
Not only were the people who came to Yaoyuefang all princes and nobles, but it was not uncommon for their wives to come and arrest people.
Zhou Chang sneered in his heart. Now that Yaoyuefang belonged to Prince Duan, coming here was like going home for him. He didn't expect that he would be caught by the princess. He deserved it.
Yuan Qi ignored him and repeated his order: "Manager Zhang, right? Prepare the carriage, the prince is going back to the palace."
I don't know what Manager Zhang did before, but he could always smile flatteringly in any situation: "Your Highness, please be patient. The carriage will be ready immediately. But I believe you know the rules of Yaoyuefang better than I do. The five thousand taels of silver that the prince left on the counter yesterday have already been..."
"Luju, take another five thousand taels." Yuan Qi interrupted directly.
Zhou Chang gently tugged at Yuan Qi's dress from below: "No need for so much, my face is still..."
He wanted to "crawl" out to "defend his rights", but Prince Yi's body refused to obey him.
In front of Yuan Qi, given the choice between money and life, Prince Yi would definitely choose to save face.
Zhou Chang was at his wit's end.
Shopkeeper Zhang bowed and nodded: "Oh, that's enough, that's enough. This is the first time that His Royal Highness Prince Yi has come. We should give him a gift..."
"Ten thousand taels for one night should be the best hospitality, but I see that you not only failed to serve the prince well, but also made him suffer." Yuan Qi's voice was not harsh, but the hearts of those who heard it were lifted up, "However, considering that Yaoyuefang is newly opened and not easy, use the ten thousand taels of silver to buy some rouge and powder for the girls."
Zhou Chang was so anxious under her skirt, but he didn't expect Yuan Qi to wipe it away so generously.
Manager Zhang thanked her repeatedly: "Yes, yes, thank you, Princess Yi, Your Majesty..."
Yuan Qi didn't wait for the other party to finish speaking, and ordered: "By the way, I'd like to trouble Manager Zhang to find two curtains. The bigger the better."
When Zhou Chang heard the words "the bigger the better", he felt his head swell up again.
"Don't bother, don't bother. I'll be right there at the princess's order." Shopkeeper Zhang agreed and left reluctantly.
"You all go out first." Yuan Qi sent them away again.
"The monkey stays." Zhou Chang added in a low voice.
Hearing the sound of the door closing, Zhou Chang finally let go of Yuan Qi's skirt.
"Your Highness, please get up." Yuan Qi suppressed his smile and went to help Zhou Chang. "Thanks to this table blocking the view, Your Highness, don't worry. They didn't see anything."
"Your Highness, what's wrong with you? Are you still drunk?" The skinny monkey came forward to support him, and saw Zhou Chang's face when he was halfway through his words. "Ah, Your Highness, what's wrong with your head? Isn't this the pig's head for making candy figures?"
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