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Chapter 472

Chapter 472

"...Madman Lee is like an omnipotent pyrotechnician. Every game is the stage for his magical and eye-catching fireworks display. At Old Trafford on March 3, [Lightning Killer] Michael Owen bloomed the most magnificent patterns, and the young Manchester United prodigy Frederick Macheda was caught by a small accident in his fireworks display. He helped his opponents ignite gorgeous flames one after another..."

This is after the end of each round of the Premier League, the BBC TV special TV program-"Passion Green" commented on the Battle of Old Trafford on March 3.

Before the game, no one expected that the Magpies, which had already been caught in the "civil strife" and was about to fall apart, would break out such a powerful battle. In 10 minutes, it swept Old Trafford mercilessly like a hurricane landing from the Newcastle harbor...

Manchester United coach Ferguson had a dark face at the press conference after the game, and ended the 15-minute press conference with just five seconds of "I am very disappointed in the game"...

The news media, at this time, remembered Ferguson's repeated psychological tactics before the game, and the thick dark circles under the eyes of Madman Li when he attended the pre-match press conference...

From March 3th to 10th, Ferguson tirelessly talked about Newcastle's "civil unrest" in the newspapers, and continued to give advice to the "young and immature" lunatic Lee, while Newcastle officials kept a rare silence. Almost the whole of England thought that this time, the wily Ferguson finally grasped the weakness of lunatic Lee.

But now it seems that the fact is exactly the opposite. The godfather of a generation of red devils stumbled and happily jumped into the hole dug by Madman Li, still saying thank you loudly...

In the 65th minute of the game, Li Tongfan used mineral water to wash off his 'smoky makeup'. Some sharp-eyed reporters saw it. The game video after the game also confirmed this point. Thinking of the sad look on the face of Madman Li before the game and the triumphant expression after washing off the 'smoky makeup', everyone suddenly realized that the people who were deceived by Madman Li's performance were not only Ferguson, but even the whole of Great Britain...

"Oscar New Best Actor Crazy Li! "

This is the news headline that the local media in Manchester angrily typed out. The press officer of the Manchester United club scolded: "Madman Lee is simply engaging in a farce. This is an act of blasphemy against football culture..."

"Let 'God' tell you that you must start 'preparing' from the outside to beat your opponent"

This is the news headline most used by the Newcastle media. In the eyes of fans, Li Tongfan's wonderful performance in this psychological tactic even surprised them even more than raising the famous "cursed middle finger" during the game!

Decades old rival Ferguson's psychological tactics of stealing chickens and losing a handful of rice has become the joke of Newcastle people after dinner, and the wonderful performance of "God" Li Tongfan on and off the court is a happy topic that many fans of the Magpies are talking about...

The former England legend Gascoigne, who is receiving alcohol treatment in the hospital, couldn't wait to jump out after this prank by Madman Li: "That little bastard did a great job, I think we are the same kind of people... Wahahahaha, smoky makeup? It's so creative! This is simply a genius performance..."

Fans think about the classic scene of Gascoigne showing a red card to the referee after taking out a red card from the referee's pocket, and then think about the smoky makeup of Madman Lee in the focus match yesterday, and think that Madman Lee is really a bit like the cutest and most hated fat man in England history...

Both are two funny bastards!

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After defeating Manchester United, Newcastle has taken another step towards winning the championship!

After 30 games, the Magpies have accumulated 81 points, leading No. 2 Manchester United by 8 points in the Premier League standings. Chelsea and Arsenal, who are third and fourth ahead, have 12 points and 15 points respectively. In the 08-09 season, there are only 8 rounds of the Premier League.

After the battle at Old Trafford, the so-called "locker room conflict" of the Magpies was never brought up again. Even the best reporters could understand it. Even Ferguson suffered a dumb loss, let alone them...

The past has passed, and the media and fans have turned their attention to the Stamford Bridge Stadium, home of the Blues Chelsea on March 3, because Madman Lee's Magpies are about to conquer there!

In this battle, the media found far more gimmicks than the Old Trafford battle!

Among them, the most eye-catching one is naturally [Nuclear Warhead] Shevchenko's second comeback after the transfer!

Before joining Chelsea, Shevchenko was one of the top five super strikers in the world. His career was full of flowers and applause. Everywhere he appeared, fans frantically sought after him. Countless giants waved checks and promised all kinds of good things, just to win the favor of Shevchenko...

In that era, Shevchenko's name was enough to make every defender who heard these four words frightened, even in Serie A, which is famous for its defense in the five major leagues, wherever the nuclear warhead went, it was invincible!

After staring at the halo of the superstar and joining Chelsea, the former brilliance was irretrievably gone from him in a minute and a second, even if he scored his first goal in the Community Shield Cup on behalf of the Blues for the first time, but everything that followed was like the final result of that Community Shield Cup, which can only be described in two words——

failure!

The halfway through the first season is not over yet, and the media in England can't wait to impose the title of the largest parallel importer in the history of the Premier League on Shevchenko's name!

At that time, he used various methods to try to regain his state, even at the age of 30, he followed an unknown sprinter to learn how to make himself run faster...

Coach Mourinho doesn't like him, and his teammates think he is a "spies" in the locker room, the eyes and ears of the boss Abramovich, and a bomb that destroys the atmosphere of the locker room. Captain Terry condemns him, and his teammates reject him...

The former superstar, who was in constant fear all day long, turned out to be down and out like a bereaved dog!

How embarrassing to teach people?

With Stamford Bridge no longer having his foothold, Shevchenko, like a child who made a mistake, reluctantly switched to San Siro, the once famous place in the cold wind and rain. Originally, Shevchenko also hoped to be able to find everything lost in the former glorious place...

However, this land of glory that once brought him the greatest glory, when he came back for the second time, brought him only cynicism and a cold bench. Friends Gattuso and Inzaghi who were called brothers in the past were not ashamed of his betrayal at the most critical moment in Milan, and looked at each other coldly. The fans in the stands treated the former heroes with endless boos...

Serie A belonging to Shevchenko, another magnificent opening, but such a sloppy ending!

Just when the whole world thought that this Ukrainian nuclear warhead was about to rust in the corner of history and be forgotten by the continent of Europa, Shevchenko, in his fallen land of England, announced his return as king with consecutive goals in five consecutive games...

When such a Shevchenko appears in a place that was once neglected, what kind of interesting story will happen? Is it a story of the prince's revenge, or Napoleon's second Waterloo?

Before the start of the game, the media reported that Shevchenko and Shevchenko would return to Stamford Bridge, and facing the reporter's interview camera, Chelsea's superstars expressed their views——

Captain John Terry: "Andrei Shevchenko is a good player, but he is not suitable for Chelsea. He performed well at Newcastle, but don't try to take victory from Stamford Bridge..."

Obviously, the captain of the blue army is not very cold about this former superstar teammate. It was Terry who broke the news that Shevchenko was the "ear" of the owner's locker room and the team's unity destroyer...

Team deputy Frank Lampard is much more kind than Terry: "Andre has recovered his form in St. James, I am happy for this, congratulations to him!"

The forthright [Warcraft] Drogba, although he was once the most direct striker competitor with Shevchenko, but Ivory Coast Warcraft showed enough goodwill when facing the reporter's microphone: "I have known him for a long time. He is a great guy. I am very glad that he has finally found a team that suits me. I am looking forward to being able to confront him in the game..."

Another person who is not interested in Shevchenko is the French striker Nicolas Anelka.The devil in the world disdains the media for comparing him with Shevchenko: "I have achieved success at Chelsea, but what about Shevchenko? Haha..."

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Aside from Shevchenko's comeback gimmick, there were plenty of highlights from the Stamford Bridge battle -

For example [Eastern European Ronaldinho] Yuri Zhirkov, who just moved to Chelsea, faced his former owner, such as the revenge of Gus Hiddink who was kicked out of the European Cup finals by Crazy Lee, such as the relationship between Crazy Lee and Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, and whether Stamford Bridge, which has maintained its unbeaten season, will maintain its record under the clutches of Crazy Lee...

All this seems to indicate that the battle between the Blue Army and the Magpies is far more exciting than the Red Devils against the Magpies!

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Something went wrong in this chapter, Magpies are not actually 30 win streak, Knife got it wrong, sorry.

It has been modified now, please forgive me!

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