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Chapter 158 Crazy Fans and Crazier Crazy Lee

Chapter 158 Crazy Fans and Crazier Crazy Lee

In the first round of this season's confrontation, Puyol was easily broken by Ronaldo in a one-on-one situation. Therefore, the Barcelona team, having learned the lesson, did not rush to close to press, but lowered their center of gravity and concentrated on observing Ronaldo's foot movements.

Unfortunately, for the Barcelona captain, the tragedy is that it is precisely because of this attention that the fat alien fat man has enough time to observe the running positions of his teammates, and comfortably rubs the football into an arc and sends it over the head of Puyol, who is not tall!

Fuck you, Ronaldo!

Comrade Puyol, the golden lion king, wants to cry at this moment, but he can't defend the breakthrough and can't prevent the pass. What the hell is this?

The Barcelona captain staggered and forcibly turned around in a hurry, hoping that his teammates could replay the ball in time to destroy the ball, but a strong figure in a white uniform leaped high in his sight, and sent the football from the panicked Valdes head into the goal behind him like a god descending from the sky!

Boom~~

In the Bernabéu stands, the flash flood broke out again!

"Header... Ruud van Nistelrooy... the goal is scored...the goal is scored" In the commentary booth, countless people cheered unrestrainedly, and brother Duan Xuan, the big head, was the most unrestrained one among them: "From Ronaldo's attack, Real Madrid scored with the first shot. This kind of efficiency is unmatched by Barcelona..."

"...GOOOOOOOOOOOAL... GOAL..., Van Nistelrooy, Van Nistelrooy... the king of the small penalty area showed his power." Dutch commentator Lewent's vital capacity made his peers very envious: "The state of Van Nistelrooy is a super insurance for the national team's qualification for the 08 European Cup. Maybe Mr. Van Basten is secretly laughing in the stands...

Levante was right. This Spanish national derby attracted many national team coaches to the Bernabeu to watch the game. Some came to observe the players, and some came to observe the madman Li. The myth of Lao Li's complete victory attracted many coaches and fellow coaches to come to learn from them. Everyone wants to know what it is like to remain undefeated on the court!

And Lao Li on the sidelines clenched his fists tightly at the moment Ruud van Nistelrooy scored, and waved desperately at the night sky of the Bernabéu!

Open your eyes and take a good look, this is just the beginning!

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1: 0!

In the 25th minute of the game, the king of the small penalty area took the lead for the home team Real Madrid!

The Bernabéu stand became a sea of ​​joy, and the long-suppressed excitement of the fans finally reached its climax. Just when Ruud van Nistelrooy and his teammates were still posing coolly to the people of the world in front of the broadcast camera, an interesting scene suddenly happened on the stadium. A fan wearing only triangle Superman pants suddenly appeared in the stadium!

streaking?

In public?

Perhaps it was the first time he saw someone shameless than himself. Li Tongfan was a little unprepared. The "triangular superman pants" walked around on the lawn like an old hen teasing chickens, leading three or four security guards with teeth and claws, and then ran towards Lao Li in a daze...

boom!

Lao Li was knocked down by Yang Tian, ​​and the "Triangle Superman Underpants" hurriedly helped Li Tongfan up, and then performed a foot-kiss ceremony of courtiers kneeling down to the king under the watchful eyes of more than 70000 fans, and then lay down on the lawn beside the court!

"Wow, this is definitely a representative scene. Is Superman bowing down to Madman Lee?" Seth, the famous mouthpiece of British BBC Radio, couldn't help but tease: "This fanatic Real Madrid fan regards the head coach as a king... To be honest, Madman Lee's performance in leading the team is indeed unparalleled, and even I have become his admirer... Uh, what should I say by the title of fans of Madman Lee all over the world? Yes, I am also a loser..."

Rude, the guest commentator next to Sester, interjected without losing the opportunity: "I heard that Madman Lee hasn't renewed his contract with Real Madrid. The owners of English clubs, learn from this superman, it's time to act!!!!"

Brother Duan Xuan seemed to have had his blood pumped: "Run naked, run naked...",

Khan, in fact, what he wanted to say was that there was a streaking fan who was bowing down to his compatriot Crazy Li with great reverence!As a result, the words turned into inappropriate words after they came out of the mouth!

Before he could finish his sentence, the Chinese [fans] who stayed up late watching the game in front of the TV were annoyed when they discovered this wonderful scene "Xiao He just showed her sharp corners", and the CCTV director cut off the camera, and Duan Xuan's passionate commentary was like a cock stuck in the neck.

"My day, what happened?"

"MLGBD, what did Duan Xuan just say about streaking? Did the idiot run naked? No way?"

"Damn it, Xixi shaves 5 to die, what the hell are you doing..."

The grievances of countless idiots reached the sky. The directors of CCTV5, from three generations of blood relatives to ancient ancestors, were cordially greeted countless times. Soon someone posted this scene on Crazy Li’s personal website [We are all big idiots], triggering countless replies...

……

The "Triangle Superman Underpants" were quickly set up by angry security guards and "forked" away from the Bernabeu. The tense atmosphere of the national derby was diluted by the brave behavior of this old man. By the time the referee Klaus Mills blew the whistle to restart the game, more than 10 minutes had passed!

force force force force ~

Iceland striker Gudjohnsen knocked the ball back to teammate Alex behind him, turned around and ran towards Real Madrid's penalty area. Fans from both sides in the stands cheered and booed continuously, and the game started again!

After conceding the goal, Rijkaard did not make any adjustments to his tactics. The current lineup is already the strongest lineup that Barcelona can field. Except for the injured Ronaldinho and Eto'o, as well as the red card and suspension of Deco, all the main players are on the field!

You must know that Black Swan is not a head coach known for his on-the-spot command. After the homework of tactical preparation before the game is perfect, the rest can only be performed by the stars on the spot!

Fortunately, in addition to Ronaldinho and Cheetah, there are Xavi, Messi and Iniesta among the players on the field. These people are all players who can decide the game on their own. Rijkaard is waiting for his disciples to shine!

On the field, Barcelona used the ball to launch an attack!

This time, Uncle Harvey on the ventilator no longer "takes care" of the newcomer Alex, but uses a light turn to get rid of Beckham's pressing, and sends the football to Messi on the right side of the penalty area with a long pass!

Real Madrid's defense did not dare to neglect this talented Argentine boy who scored a hat-trick in the last confrontation between the two sides. After losing the first point, Marcelo carefully took small steps to adjust his body's center of gravity back and forth, while preventing Messi from suddenly changing direction and breaking through, while waiting for his teammates to come to help defend!

What Marcelo waited for was the fat Ronaldo, and the two Brazilians attacked Messi, the archenemy of the national team, one after the other.In the center of the Real Madrid penalty area, Alex was already raising his hand to ask for the ball. Messi made a fake pass, suddenly started on the spot at high speed and rushed forward two steps, shaking off the pull of Ronaldo behind him. When Marcelo had already half-turned his body, he suddenly changed from motion to stillness inconceivably!

In this way, Marcelo was completely fooled, stepped on the "brake" to the highest level without stopping his body, and watched himself being involuntarily thrown aside by Messi under the influence of inertia...

Get out of the way of Marcelo, Messi flicks the football to the bottom line, and instantly increases the speed to the fastest, cutting the bottom line and smearing into Real Madrid's penalty area!

This is the high-speed and high-frequency direction-changing stunt of the Argentine Golden Boy. It can be said that in today's football, there is no defender who can defend Messi one-on-one. What's more, Marcelo's hammer defense is not a strong point!

"...Messi, Messi, opportunity, Marcelo was easily swayed by Messi, and has already entered the penalty area. Look at this ball, how to deal with it..."

"Unbelievable, a genius performance, even Maradona's ability is nothing more than that, Messi's performance at this moment is worthy of the title of Maradona's successor..."

Real Madrid's penalty area was in chaos. Joel Luca came to defend with his long legs, but was still thrown aside by Messi's emergency stop in disguise. However, Joel Luca's attack was not in vain. Messi's first shot angle was blocked, and Kompany and Mohamed Diarra had already blocked all shot angles...

At this moment, the 19-year-old Messi showed his terrifying judgment and overall view. Facing the siege like a forest of muscles, the little flea poked lightly with his toes.

There, there was a small man who was ignored by everyone, quietly appeared in a deadly position, and gently pushed the football that was slowly rolling over...

"...Iniesta, the back post is empty, great chance... shot, God, saved by Iker Casillas, how could it be possible?"

"Hey, look at this ball...it's dangerous." Brother Duan Xuan was introducing the coaches of various countries in the stands like a Chinese idiot in front of the TV. His voice was raised by an octave after being stimulated by the wonderful scene that suddenly qualified: "Real Madrid's defense has a fatal loophole, and Iniesta is unmarked...Opportunity!!! Casillas, Banks-style save...a miracle...Real Madrid's third captain saved the team's leading position!"

"Iniesta's shot is too straight..." The Catalan commentator's tone was not without regret!

On the field, Casillas held the football tightly in his arms, his handsome face was filled with the joy of surviving the disaster. If the boss hadn't reminded himself in the tactical arrangement before the game to stand as far as possible to the right of the goal in about 35 minutes, the goal would have been scored!

What a fucking hang!

Casillas is not the only one who survived the catastrophe. The four hammers of Marcelo, Joel Luka, Kompany and Mohamed Diarra couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on their foreheads.

There was a wave of applause from the stands, and the fans cheered for Casillas' incredible save!

In front of the Barcelona bench beside the court, Rijkaard held his head in his hands in disbelief and turned around in a circle. Not far away, Li Tongfan pinched his fingers white with excitement!

Next, in the exclamation of more than 70000 people, Madman Li suddenly rushed out of the bench and ran wildly along the sideline of the lawn like a donkey. Finally, he knelt on his knees like a landing Boeing 747 and slid to the right corner where Real Madrid gathered!

"It's an interesting scene. Crazy Li's performance is even crazier than Real Madrid's goal just now. I think this scene must have won the favor of many Madrid fans." The Catalan commentator's tone was full of jealousy: "He is really an actor with climax..."

The other commentators were also puzzled by this, Duan Xuan explained to the idiots in front of the TV with "This is a save that determines the trend of the game, no wonder Li Tongfan is so excited"!

In addition to the commentator, Lao Li's extraordinary celebration this time caused endless boos from more than 10000 Barcelona fans. Even the on-duty referee Klaus Mills had to go to the sidelines to warn a sullen guy to criticize his words and deeds, otherwise I will have to draw cards!

With the help of the second leader "Greed", Li Tongfan rubbed his knees and returned to the bench: His uncle, which shameless bastard actually hid a lighter in the corner flag area, it kills me...

force~~

Casillas sends the goal kick and the game continues!

Li Tongfan sat on the seat and rubbed his legs, while carefully concealing the shock in his heart. No one knew the reason why Li Tongfan was so excited. A wonderful save would never make Lao Li so excited. The real reason was—to count points as he wanted!

In the FM2007 system deduction before the game, Iniesta's goal was scored!

But what about the actual results?

With Li Tongfan's special arrangement for Casillas before the game, he actually obliterated the goal.This is the first time since he started using the FM2007 system five months ago, Li Tongfan successfully obliterated a goal that should have qualified in reality through the pre-known deduction results!

Breaking the irreversible law of system deduction results! ——

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