inspire-indiana Chapter 667 Huai Shi's Unfortunate Adventure
Chapter 667 Huai Shi's Unfortunate Adventure
Chapter 667 Huai Shi's Unfortunate Adventure
"You really like Irena."
That same face was saying the same words that he had just heard, but now the expression was quite arrogant, which made Su Lin a little angry and unhappy.
"Are you planning to cover the whole room with Irena elements? Yeah, I understand. If I see such a cute and beautiful witch as the first thing I see when I wake up every day, my mood will be better for the whole day."
"This is what I look like in the mirror every morning when I wash my face."
The witch poked Su Lin's face with a dead look in her eyes while holding her magic wand, and said proudly, "This proves that movies are all fictional. The truth is that you had a crush on me first. I really can't do anything about you, Mr. Su Lin~"
Su Lin had the wand pressed against his face, and asked suspiciously, "How did you get in without a door card?"
Logically speaking, except for a few permanent residents, no one else should be allowed to enter the Tiandao Library, especially the private bedrooms upstairs.
"Of course Yufeng brought me in." Irena said as a matter of course: "Didn't you ask me to take some time to help you reinforce the permanent dimensional crack?"
“There’s no such thing as procrastination for me.”
"Yufeng?" Su Lin suddenly reacted.
He followed an undisguised line of sight and looked back at the gap behind the door. In the darkness, there was a child with a look of deep resentment.
"Slurp!" Yufeng wiped his nose and tears and said:
"After I became a Great Sage, I flew for a day before returning from the depths of the universe."
Su Lin: "."
It's a relief that you found your way back.
"I sensed a powerful space force outside the Milky Way."
Yu Feng's voice became even more resentful: "I found Song Shuhang's body and a flying sword. I used a resurrection tool you gave me. He brought me back after he was resurrected."
That's a really sad story.
If I had known this earlier, I would have replaced the access control recognition system as well.
Because he had gone to eat before, he forgot about Wolong, one of the two greatest geniuses of the Tianyi Sect who was transcending the tribulation.
But there was nothing that could be done about it. There was the newly arrived Taibai Jinxing, Xiao Yan playing with fire and burning the house, and there was also the Magic Girl Dress-up Party and many other things.
"In short, it was due to various force majeure factors."
Su Lin showed a hearty smile: "Let the past be the past."
"Master's wife, Lao Deng bullied me again!" Yu Feng sobbed and sniffled.
Mistress! ?
I shouldn't accept you as my apprentice, you little bastard.
"Cough cough..." Irena coughed lightly.
Su Lin's eye twitched, and he interrupted the spell before the other party was about to say something. He waved his hand, threw Yu Feng and a bank card out of the house, and locked the door with a bang.
Irena put away her wand, pulled out a poster of a duck wearing a white sweater and sitting, raised her fingers and placed them on her cheeks, pretending to be cute.
"The real person is right here, but you're still wasting money on posters. Are you ashamed?"
"Paper people are paper people. No one can compare to the you in my memory, and no one can compare to you now."
Hearing this, the witch with gray hair and glassy eyes teased:
"Which one do you choose, me or the paper version of me?"
What is the fatal question of the new era?
"You're so brave." Su Lin put his hands on the other's head and rubbed it a few times:
"Didn't you also ask the decadent Irena to help you buy Mr. Bright's posters and merchandise?"
The witch's gray hair is very smooth, especially the slightly curled hair, which feels really good to touch.
Logically speaking, this sudden and somewhat aggressive action would cause the other party to struggle after three seconds. After all, his hair was already completely messed up, like a gray-haired kitten with its fur standing on end.
However.
Irena just stared at Su Lin blankly.
"Uh huh, where did she buy it?"
"The monks' gathering area, the movie-related souvenir shop."
There is no difference between giving something away for free and promoting it.
"I'm right." Irena slapped Su Lin's hand away, a look of surprise flashed across her eyes, and she smiled and said:
"Speaking of which, perverted doctor, you shouldn't have taken advantage of the situation and attacked the three Irenas who were psychologically injured, right?"
Are you questioning Dr. Su's professionalism in his more than ten years of work as a psychotherapist?
Instead, it is a certain witch who needs to reflect.
The patients chasing after Dr. Su line up from here to France. He destroyed so many worlds to play with you, but the favorability of the Goddess of Light is actually ten points higher.
Irena looked at Su Lin and said helplessly: "Okay, but can't you just heal them directly?"
"That's no different than changing a personality." Su Lin waved his hand and said, "There are still three courses of treatment left before returning to normal."
"What if I develop a special liking for him?" Irena narrowed her eyes and said, "Mr. Central Air Conditioning Solar Warm Male Owner."
"It's the male antibody engraved in your DNA, hahahaha." Su Lin thought of what was happening with Irena in front of him, and his smile disappeared instantly. He said seriously:
"I chose a counseling program to help them recover from the psychological trauma of the trip."
"Although they may develop a little bit of dependence during the treatment of autism and depression, in the final analysis, they have no feelings for men and don't have any thoughts about it from the root."
"So don't worry. At best, you will think that this person is a good person. You can communicate and trust him. After the treatment, he will return to normal."
Although it is somewhat interesting to see the other person being jealous of their counterpart in a parallel world, if you think about it carefully, this logic is unlikely to hold true.
"That's good." Irena nodded, looked around, and walked towards the door:
"I've already finished the transformation for you before you came back. I have something else to do, so I'll go back first."
There are three Irenas who are in decadence and depression. Which one of them made such an unreasonable move?
Help her buy the God of Light’s peripherals and posters?
Obviously, I bought it a long time ago, why should I ask her to buy such a personal item?
Something is wrong, something is extremely wrong!!!
"Hey, why can't the door be opened?" Irena tried to pull the door, but found that it didn't move at all. She turned back to look at the man with a faint smile on his face: "You won't..."
Su Lin used the One Qi Transformation into Three Purities to let several incarnations filled with the will of heaven to the outside of Shuijing Peak. The Chaos, Origin, Tianyan and other types of Genesis in his hands were already charged, ensuring that they could trigger a critical strike in the first place and deal real damage.
"Did Lu Mingfei interrupt you last time because you had something unfinished?"
Su Lin walked forward.
"Eh ha ha, is there?"
Irena took two steps back and leaned against the door, smiling forcibly: "And this kind of thing depends on the atmosphere, right?"
"Are you saying that we need to find another multiverse to destroy as a background?" Su Lin suddenly realized.
Why did this man become proactive again?
"Is it because spring has arrived that your hormones are overactive?"
"Whatever you say."
Just because you haven’t eaten pork doesn’t mean you haven’t seen a pig run.
Su Lin leaned on the wall with one hand, and the gray-haired witch who was blocked did not seem too restrained. She was just a little uncomfortable at first, but then she looked at Su Lin calmly.
"Do you usually watch the domineering president?" Irena asked puzzledly.
"If you're not ready, I won't continue." Su Lin smiled and said, "Isn't this a bit of atmosphere?"
Irena shook her head slowly and said, "Except for a girl who is obsessed with love, how can this environment have an atmosphere?"
Hearing this, Su Lin just smiled and withdrew his hand, but at the same time
Her slender white arms were wrapped around his neck.
A touch of cloud-like softness lingered on the lips for two seconds, then dissipated with the remaining warmth.
"It just so happens that I'm a little bit in love right now."
Irena took out the cross-border talisman, stepped back halfway and jumped in: "But the rest will have to wait until after we get married!"
Su Lin asked: "But didn't you propose to me?"
"." Irena's mouth twitched and she said, "That's the opposite, right?"
Su Lin ignored it and continued:
"Nowadays, you don't need a household registration book to register for marriage, so it's better to choose a date."
Before she finished her words, Irena had disappeared from this world, and as if she was afraid that Su Lin would catch up, she closed the portal at the same time.
Seeing the other party disappear, Su Lin, whose rhythm was disrupted, shrugged his shoulders, touched his lips, and murmured:
"This woman is quite capable of doing this"
Feng Xiaoxiao: "I'll take Li Chang away first. We still need him to help us out here. He'll come back when he's done.
By the way, I just found an Erlang Shen on the road. Do you want him, Emperor Tian? @苏霖"
Su Lin woke up from his dream and yawned. Even though he no longer needed to rely on sleep to rest, maintaining his daily living habits was a good choice.
After all, even if he works and rests according to 007 schedule, no one will pay him overtime pay.
After looking at the message record that had just been sent in the chat group, Su Lin replied: "Five spirit stones a day."
Feng Xiaoxiao: “[Picture]”
The picture shows a handsome young man covered in mud, with grass in his hair and bruises on his face.
He stared at the 'camera' in a daze, gesturing stupidly, while Taibai Jinxing Li Chang was standing aside, holding a pig's trotter in both hands, staring blankly in the same direction.
"How come such a handsome guy is so different from that Li Chang?"
Feng Xiaoxiao was very confused and tried to bargain: "Boss, look at this Erlang Shen, and then look at Taibai Jinxing. If it's not expensive, at least give me the same price, right?!"
Zhou Mingrui: "The young man has a tattoo of a "Third Eye" on his body, which means "Life is long and hateful, and the water flows eastward". At first glance, he is a spirited young man who likes to fight."
Feng Xiaoxiao: "How do you know he often got into fights before he awakened? When I just picked him up, he was beaten black and blue."
Yang Jian: “.”
Li Changshou: “.”
Su Lin: "If I bring it back to Heaven, I have to feed it the upgrade materials myself. This is too much of a loss."
Feng Xiaoxiao: "Don't, after all, he is Yang Jian, a high-level combat force in the Heavenly Court."
Fang Zheng: "I woke up so fast and saw Nuwa selling Erlang Shen."
Su Lin: "There are already two people who obey orders but not announcements."
Yang Jian: "Boss, I will definitely obey orders and announcements from now on!"
Feng Xiaoxiao: "Then I'll charge you only half of the price of Taibai Jinxing. Heavenly Emperor, take a look at this quality. Once it recovers its Dharma body, it will be very powerful!"
Su Lin: "If I'm in a good mood today, I can get you ten yuan."
Feng Xiaoxiao was watching Yang Yan wolfing down his lunch box. After receiving Su Lin's reply, she slowly typed a question mark.
Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at Li Chang, who was still doubting his life, and said, "This is not even a fraction of yours."
"The Book of Life and Death's Opinion Complaint Box. Sage and Great Wizard" Li Chang muttered to himself.
Feng Xiaoxiao patted Li Chang, causing him to tremble all over and the pig's trotter in his hand almost fell to the ground.
"Didn't I just take you to employee training? Why do you act like you were brainwashed by the ship sales organization and became stupid?" Feng Xiaoxiao muttered.
I clearly gave it to Li Chang out of good intentions, so that he could have a better development platform. His boss is still the Emperor of Heaven, and his workplace is still Heaven. But after I brought him back, he seemed to have been offline.
"No, Xiaoxiao, you don't know."
Li Chang opened his mouth and organized his words: "They took me to the underworld, where there is a complaint box filled with complaint letters. They asked me to handle it."
"It's very modern." Feng Xiaoxiao said.
"The Book of Life and Death contains the names of saints such as Fuxi, Nuwa, Houtu, Dijun, Gonggong, and Zhu Jiuyin. Some of them are powerful beings that I have never seen before!" Li Chang said in a trembling voice:
"The saints and many gods encountered a great disaster and all went into reincarnation."
Feng Xiaoxiao nodded: "Isn't it the same as here?"
"One day in heaven is one year on earth." Li Chang said:
"The Emperor of Heaven sent them into the reincarnation cycle and arranged all kinds of bloody love affairs and polyamorous relationships. All the complaints in the suggestion box are from the saints."
"Some have complained for three lifetimes."
Yang Yan, who was eating a box lunch, coughed and the food sprayed all over the floor. He stared at Li Chang with Feng Xiaoxiao.
"How dare he?!"
In their world, gods such as Fuxi, Nuwa, and Pangu are the most powerful beings, while the heaven where Taibai Jinxing is located and the Emperor of Heaven to whom he is loyal only appeared later.
Even after some saints were reincarnated, they only knew about the demon clan’s heavenly court and the Emperor Di Jun.
Even if there are differences in worldview, this is
"Isn't he afraid of those saints looking for him?" Feng Xiaoxiao looked at Li Chang with a guilty look, as if she had pushed him into the fire pit.
"Some of the great ones regained some consciousness in their first life. With the merits and blessings of heaven and earth, they made a big fuss in the underworld and sought to settle accounts with the Emperor of Heaven."
Li Chang said in disbelief: "Then the Emperor of Heaven used some unknown method to help them temporarily recover to their peak state."
"Give in?" Yang Yan frowned and said, "This Heavenly Emperor is courting death."
Li Chang shook his head and said slowly:
"Then the Emperor of Heaven personally sent them into reincarnation."
“From then on, there was only a complaint box.”
Yang Yan: “.”
Feng Xiaoxiao: "."
No wonder he is so good at fighting. This Emperor of Heaven is so good at fighting.
"Yufeng made you some red bean rice and asked me to bring it to you."
"He also said that a certain mistress went into the house last night and didn't come out."
Meng Qi raised his eyebrows and observed Su Lin's expression. Finally, he shook his head and said, "I overestimated you. Why don't you give me the food?"
The looks around were quite strange.
Su Lin picked up a watch and looked at Huai Shi and the others, and asked, "Are you sure you want to go too?"
"A ten-year-old fan of Infinite Horror came uninvited." Huai Shi nodded.
In fact, after he stayed up all night to finish reading the contents of the Book of Destiny, he felt that he needed to find a place to calm down. It would be best if there was a life-and-death crisis, something new, and a little bit of Huai Shi's bad adventure, so that a woman who was about to wake up would have no time to talk to him about life.
"All right."
Su Lin looked at the other people again. Iwamori didn't care, but Kaname Madoka
There is no problem with this.
Now, except Feng Xiaoxiao who has not recovered, all new group members have to join the team.
"Let's go then."
After Su Lin handed the watch to a few people, he disappeared from the spot.
Reincarnation Space 72nd Era Area IX.
A middle-aged man wearing sunglasses came to the Zhatian Chamber of Commerce. He stopped Ruhua who was entertaining guests and said:
"I'm looking for Robert Downey Jr."
(End of this chapter)