Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Chapter 504 Poor Dog Brother

Although they were a little confused about what the two were doing, when Qi Fu and the others came over, they did see them shopping, and they were looking for women's products.

This surprised Qi Fu for a moment.

"He is actually shopping. Could it be that this big and strong guy, Portio, has the legendary girlfriend?" Qi Fu exclaimed in surprise.

"Onii-chan, why do you become the legendary girlfriend in someone else's life?" Illya turned her head to look at Qi Fu.

"Potio is a cyborg. Don't you want a happy life if you choose him as your boyfriend?" Qi Fu said as a matter of course.

"Your happy day should be a happy day in the literal sense." Illya's forehead was covered with sweat.

Liuying blushed and subconsciously glanced at someone somewhere. As for Potio and Lancer, who were listening to the voices behind them, the corners of their mouths twitched a little.

"If it weren't for you, I would have shot him." Potio turned around speechlessly and looked at Qi Fu and the other two.

"You can try it," Qi Fu laughed.

"That will die," Poteo rolled his eyes.

“Woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof” Just then Lancer pointed at Qi Fu and shouted.

However, no one understood the sound.

"Onii-chan, can you understand what Dog-geek is yelling?"

"I'm not a dog, how do I know what Dog Brother is barking?" Qi Fu shrugged.

"This is a headache. How about we find a dog to talk to Dog Brother, and then ask the dog how it is?" Illya suggested.

"Don't we still have to chat with the dog? And can a real dog understand what it says?" A question mark popped up in Liuying's head.

"That's right. We can't understand the barking of a real dog either." Qi Fu nodded seriously.

"But Dog Brother can talk to real dogs, even if he doesn't speak dog language. Isn't that what the Irish mythology says? And Dog Brother's words turn into dog barks, so he can now communicate with real dogs without any obstacles," Illya said again.

"That's right!" Qi Fu said in agreement.

Faced with the teasing of Qi Fu and Illya, Lancer's eyes twitched rapidly, and then he conjured up a red spear in anger.

"Woof woof" he first looked at Poteo and barked twice, then pointed at the command seal in Poteo's hand.

“Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof,” he yelled as he picked up the spear and made a motion of stabbing himself in the stomach.

"Hiss! Illya, I think I understand what Brother Gou said." Qi Fu took a breath.

"I understand too. He's saying, Master, please use your Command Seal to order me to commit suicide. I can't stand this world anymore." Illya shouted, imitating Lancer's tone.

After finishing the lesson, she pretended to wipe away her tears: "Poor Lancer, there was no way he could escape the fate of suicide in the Holy Grail War. Rest in peace, Lancer, we will miss you!"

Seeing Illya's words and actions, Lancer's eyes twitched not only, but also the corners of his mouth. Then, after a brief second of thinking, he threw the red spear in his hand to the ground in front of everyone.

"Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof" (I'm done playing. Whoever wants to fight the Holy Grail War can do it.)

Lancer yelled and just lay on the ground motionless.

"Well, I think I understand. Has he given up on treatment?" Liuying looked at Qi Fu and Illya.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Then Qi Fu, Illya and Tanaka burst into laughter.

Facing these two extremely injured people, no, three people, Potio started sweating, but Liuying thought they were quite friendly and treated everyone equally, and were simply great kind people.

However, Lancer did feel a bit pitiful, so Liuying hugged Qi Fu's arm.

"Honey, you really don't want to help?"

"This is the rule of the Holy Grail. They need to win the first place with their own hands to obtain the wish of the Holy Grail. My unconditional help is too unfair," Qi Fu said to Liuying.

"Yes, it would be unfair if Onii-chan helped. If I had been able to fight the Holy Grail like this before, I wouldn't have been so miserable," Illya followed.

"Then just let them pay something!" Liuying said again.

"Then can you think of something to make them pay?" Qi Fu asked back.

"Ugh!" Liuying was stunned. She looked at Potio and then at Lancer who had given up on treatment.

Finally, I saw the red spear thrown to the ground by Lancer.

“This gun!”

Liuying just pointed at the spear.

Qi Fu began to sweat. "My dear lady, do you want me, a Lancer, to never be able to use a gun again?"

"Uh! Can't we still use that gun?" Liuying pointed at the pistol on Portio's waist.

"This..." Qi Fu looked at the pistol on Potio's waist and was stunned for a few seconds, "It seems to make some sense?"

Perhaps he was really afraid that Qi Fu would take the gun away. Although Lancer was still lying on the ground, he had already held his spear in his arms and even clamped his legs tightly.

"It seems that Brother Gou doesn't want to!" Illya spread her hands.

"How about I give you a gift? Just like Black Tower said, you just need to give me a bottle of that colorful potion to remove Lancer's curse. This way I don't have to bother giving a gift to that genius woman Black Tower." Potio scratched his head.

"Black Tower?" Qi Fu tilted his head, not understanding what this had to do with the Black Tower. Potio was giving a gift to the Black Tower? What was he trying to do?

"Actually, it's like this. Black Tower and Screw Gumu said this morning that they wanted to go check out the Holy Grail, so I went with them..." And so, Potio began to talk about what happened in the morning.

As Potiou told the story, I finally understood what was going on.

It turned out that after Black Tower and Screw Gum went to see the Holy Grail, they heard that Lancer was cursed by Scott's Noble Phantasm, so they took a look as well.

After some investigation, they found that this curse was a bit strange. There was no change in will, nor any hint, but Lancer could only bark like a dog.

In addition, they didn't have the corresponding equipment on them. Even if they did, it would probably take some time to analyze this curse that felt a bit like a concept.

So they really couldn't get rid of this treasure in a short time, but Heita still had the half bottle of blessed water left by Tingyun.

So, at that time, Heita said: "You can use this to break the curse of his treasure, but don't think I will give it to you for no reason. Anyone who asks for help has to bow and scrape to others, just like in a company, subordinates who want to get promoted and make money have to bring gifts to their bosses."

"Although I won't ask you to bow and scrape to me, do you think I would be so generous as to give you this thing?"

So, just like that, Potio came over to choose a small gift for Heita, and this gift gave Potio a headache because he had no idea what Heita liked.

I don’t even know what kind of gift can make Heita give in.