inspire-indiana Chapter 421 Isn’t this a benefit?
Chapter 421 Isn’t this a benefit?
"Ding, today's second creation "Life is Colorful, Part One: Poverty Alleviation" has been loaded."
As the video unfolded, the liveliness in the group instantly cooled down a lot, and then became lively again with the appearance of Zhongli in the video.
In the group:
Hu Tao: Hey, it's you again today, Zhongli.
Ruota: And it’s also poverty alleviation
Qi Fu: Hahahaha, everyone has seen through Uncle Zhongli’s poverty.
Ying: Are you the one being helped or the one helping?
Wendy: Of course it’s the one being helped.
Yae Shenzi: Hahahaha
Jing Yuan: Hahahaha
Diluk: Lord Venti, you also want to be helped, right?
Wendy: Hehe, I was discovered by Master Diluk, so, good people in the group, is there anyone who can help me?
Diona: Just go and work by yourself, no one will help you!
Walnut: Stop talking, stop talking, let’s start
Following Hu Tao's reminder, everyone turned their attention to the video again.
Zhongli appeared, wearing a flowery shirt and shorts and looking shabby and shabby. He was looking at the person walking towards him with excitement.
The man was wearing ordinary clothes. Although he had a handsome face, he seemed to be exhausted from traveling.
And this person is also an old acquaintance, Villette.
Navilette came over and put some rice, oil and salt in Zhongli's hands, and Zhongli was extremely excited when he saw these gifts.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you Lord Villette for caring about me, a foreign old man."
"Well, it's as I should. After all, everyone knows that I, Villette, care the most about retired old men. Even if they are old men from foreign countries, as long as they are famous but still unsuccessful, I will come to comfort them to demonstrate my law of equality for all in Fontainebleau." Villette laughed and looked at Charlotte behind him.
"Charlotte, come on, take a picture and put it on the front page of the Steambird newspaper later."
Just as Charlotte was about to take a photo, Zhongli suddenly called out Charlotte.
"Wait, you guys want to take pictures, right?"
"That's right!" Navelette nodded.
"Hold it for me, I'm going to change my clothes." Zhongli said as he handed the firewood and rice in his hand to Villette, then he rushed into the hut.
After a while, Zhongli came out. His initial poor and wretched look was gone. He was wearing a luxurious golden dragon suit, and his face was full of righteousness and calmness.
Zhongli looked like a superior in this state.
Then Zhongli walked back to the front of Navilette and stood on the left, with half of his body facing Navilette who was holding the daily necessities.
This position, coupled with Zhongli's shocking outfit, and Navillade who deliberately dressed like a civilian, and finally Navillade's dusty appearance.
It seems that the one who is being helped out of poverty is no longer Zhongli, but Villette.
"Okay, we can start shooting." After Zhongli said these words, Villette's expression became confused.
The video stopped here, and in the still picture, Villette's face showed a pair of special white eyes and mouth.
Then these special white eyes and mouth spoke.
"Tsk, what's the password?"
"What do you mean?"
"I am the Water Dragon King. Villette, the Supreme Judge of Fontaine and the Water God of Fontaine, has come to this shabby place of Liyue to visit a down-and-out retired old man."
"I heard he was very poor and lived on credit every day, so I kindly brought him some rice and a bucket of oil. I was also worried that he wouldn't enjoy his meal and would always eat at other people's houses, so I kindly gave him some salt to marinate his black and shameless face. When he eats, he can just lick it and it will be tasty."
"That's what I thought, but in the end, he just didn't want to be criticized. I was supposed to be the only one making headlines, but how come you ended up taking up most of them?"
"What is this?"
"In ancient times, Morax conquered the world, and now Master Zhongli has a clever plan to capture Fengdan."
"If you don't know me, you might think I'm a spy sent to Fontaine by Morax hundreds of years ago. I'm here today to report to my superiors and collect rice."
"I, Villette, the dignified Water Dragon King, should I tell Master Zhongli that I don't want to play Infernal Affairs anymore?"
"Vadasi, I finally managed to get rid of that shameless Fukaros and become the Water God. I don't want to listen to your criticism anymore, you 'Acting God'!"
"Vadasi, I'm going to fight you today! Wahahahaha!!!"
"Ding, "A Colorful Life: Poverty Alleviation" is finished."
"Ding, "Life is Colorful Part 2 Blind Date" is loading."
In the group:
Funina: Hahahaha, what is this, hahahaha
Navilette: …………
Zhongli: …………
Wendy: He’s an acting god, hahahaha, he’s not even acting, hahahaha
Hu Tao: In ancient times, Morax conquered all corners of the world. Now, Master Zhongli has a clever plan to capture Fontaine. Hahahaha, if this gets out, Fontaine's surname will be Li now.
Ganyu: Puff!
Jing Yuan: I never thought that a picture with a pair of white eyes and a mouth could start talking, hahahaha
Gui Naifen: This... this is a completely new track for internet celebrities, dear sisters, come and act with me
Su Shang: No, starting today, I will go on a business trip to the United States
Gui Naifen: Ah, what a pity, I can only find another way to find someone else. Oh, Huo Huo is not bad!
Huo Huo: Alas!
Tartaglia: Acting like a god, it's really not acting
Qi Fu: This word has multiple meanings.
Paimon: Hahahaha
Ruota: Oh, I thought it was Zhongli who made a fool of himself, but it turned out to be that guy Villette, huh, wait?
Ruota: That Villette made a fool of herself, ah, hahahaha, great, great, great, hahahaha
Navillaite: Ruotu, don’t be too happy too soon, you might be the next one
Ruota: The next title is blind date, which is definitely not me, hahahahaha
Xitrali: Blind date, why does it feel dangerous?
Nilu: I also feel a sense of danger
Falushan: It can’t be the same as above, right?
Hanabi: Hahahahahaha, isn't that very interesting? Hahahaha
Xier: How should I complain about blind dates?
Bronya: I don't know
Silver Wolf: @Qi Fu
Qi Fu: What are you doing?
Silver Wolf: Give me benefits
Qi Fu: Why should I give you benefits? Just give it to me if you want.
Silver Wolf: I have given benefits to your wife, why can't you give me benefits?
Qi Fu: …………
Ying: ??? When did I receive your Silver Wolf benefits? Did you guys receive them?
Coral Palace Heart Sea: No
Kamisato Ayaka: No
Barbara: Me neither.
Hanabi: Me neither, hehehe
Silver Wolf: @Hua Huo, you shameless bastard, who gave you the benefits? I would rather throw it into the trash can than give it to you.
Xing: Trash can!!! Which trash can did you throw it in? I’ll pick it up!
March 7: Xing, please stop embarrassing yourself.
Qi Fu: Okay, it’s a benefit, right? I sent you a private message, keep it well and don’t show it to others.
Silver Wolf: So generous! !
a few seconds later
Silver Wolf: @Qi Fu, who wants this kind of welfare from you? (mad)
Ying: Hahahahaha
Paimon: Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter
Jingyuan: What are you laughing at?
Fu Xuan: Yes, what are you laughing at?
Qi Fu: @Silver Wolf, isn’t this a benefit? I’ve even sacrificed my looks.
Silver Wolf: This is a ghost's sexual welfare, taking a selfie at yourself, deliberately exposing your shoulders, do you think you are a super beautiful girl? My own photos look more like welfare than yours
Qi Fu: I have exposed my shoulders
Keqing: Poof, those shoulders!
Silver Wolf: Those are the ghost's shoulders. These are what I call shoulders.
Kaiya: Hahahaha, so this is the kind of benefit.
Ahaha: Hahahaha, @SilverWolf, I also gave you my shoulder benefits
Silver Wolf: Aha, why are you joining in the fun?
Ahaha: Hahahahaha
Hanabi: Hahahahaha
Three seconds later
Silver Wolf: Wait, aha, you really sent me the photo of your old shoulder!
Kafka: Poof!
Himeko: Poof!
Sunday: Poof!
Gold Dust: Poof!
Sambo: Hahahaha, this is so funny, hahahaha
Hanabi: Hahahahaha
"Ding, "Life is Colorful Part 2: Blind Date"
After a burst of laughter in the group, the system prompt sounded.
Everyone also looked at the video again with a grin on their faces.
This time the video first shows Xing’s face.
In the group:
Xing: Oh, this time it’s finally my turn to play against Big Brother
Qi Fu: Are you so sure that I am your opponent?
Xing: The secondary creations are changing, but the male lead remains the same. If not you, who else could it be?
Qi Fu: No, if it were me, then my face should appear first, not your face, so it should be you who goes on a blind date, not me. Even if I show up, I’ll probably be a supporting role.
Xing: Oh, that seems to make some sense. Could it be that I was really the one going on a blind date and there was no rivalry? Oh, why do I feel like something is wrong?
Black Tower: Oh, you big idiot!
Himeko: ………
Looking at the video again, I saw that after Xing appeared, a beautiful girl dressed as a pink-haired knight appeared.
In the group:
March 7: Oh, is this me?
Qi Fu: Hiss, this March 7th is beautiful, much more beautiful than now. In March, do you want to make a wish? As long as you wear the outfit in the video and dance with a sword for me, I will fulfill your small wish.
Chiori: It looks good to you because I’m wearing white silk stockings, right? You’re a hopeless pervert who loves white silk stockings!
March 7: I’m happy to make a wish, but why do I feel unwilling that a super beautiful girl lost to a tiny white silk stocking?
Heita: @Qifu, hey, you're not ignoring me just because I'm wearing black stockings, are you? Apologize to the black stockings!
Qi Fu: Haha, black stockings are so seductive and indecent, while white stockings are pure. I am a very kind person and don’t like to make trouble. I just like pure and cute things. What’s wrong?
Kaia: 6
Jingyuan: 6
Placer gold: 6
When everyone in the group was speechless after hearing Qi Fu's words, the video officially started.
When March 7th appeared, Xing's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Hiss, I like this little beauty!" So Xing walked straight over and stared at San Yue Qi with a slightly obscene look.
"Hey, beautiful lady, are you here for a blind date too?"
After hearing Xing's voice, the young heroine San Yue Qi looked at Xing first, then nodded: "Yes, I am indeed here to participate in this blind date party."
(Headache, maybe heatstroke, I endured the headache and coded 3,000, this is all I can do today)