Chapter 411 I’M So Stupid, Really!
Chapter 411 I’M So Stupid, Really!
"Su Yan, what's wrong? Is there anything funny?" Qin Wu stuck her head out of the window and looked in the direction of Su Yan's eyes. She didn't see anything interesting!
"There's a clown down there!" Su Yan stood up from his seat and waved his hand, "I'm going out and I'll be back soon!"
"I'll go too!" Qin Wu stood up and volunteered.
"As your secretary, I naturally have to follow you and never leave!" Thinking that this was a bit abrupt, Qin Wu explained again.
"Whatever you want!" Su Yan walked downstairs without stopping, and jumped to the bottom of the building in one step.
"Hey, why are you going downstairs like this? Don't you know how to be careful?" Qin Wu whispered.
Although he said this, he still followed Su Yan's method and jumped down.
Um?
After Su Yan stood firm at the bottom of the building, he heard Qin Wu's exclamation coming downstairs. His eyes were attracted by the magical power and he subconsciously raised his head to look up.
"Yes, the one with the bear pattern! Be particular about it!" Su Yan wiped his nose, "Thank you for the gift from nature!"
"Catch me, ah!~~" Qin Wu shouted in the air.
In fact, she can fly, but who can understand a girl's little thoughts?
As a masculine girl, it is reasonable to pretend to be weak sometimes!
In response, Su Yan just moved his steps slightly and had no intention of intervening.
Damn it, are you so disrespectful?
Qin Wu was shocked. Judging from this distance, it was already too late to spread her wings. If Su Yan didn't help, she might have taken a fifteen-day trip to the ICU.
Is this girl serious?
Su Yan frowned, and with a casual grab, he easily caught Qin Wu who was in free fall.
"Don't do difficult moves if you don't have the skills. You can't learn them!" Su Yan let go of Qin Wu and strode towards Brother Hu.
"Isn't it because the power level is higher than mine? Just wait, sooner or later, I will become an S-class power user!" Qin Wu gritted her teeth and swore secretly.
Then he followed up with his long legs and a bump on his toes.
"Leader of the Brick Gang, you must be the singer!" Here, Brother Hu is still showing off his talents.
In today's society, everyone wants to watch something exciting and interesting. Brother Hu's performance deeply touched people's hearts.
Just now, two good brothers couldn't stand hearing Brother Tiger's yelling, so they stepped up to challenge Brother Tiger's authority. As a result, Brother Tiger struck him three times and divided them into two, beating him into a pig's head. They came here intact, but were beaten when they left. Carried away by ambulance.
Since I signed a fighting agreement with superpowers before the fight, it was not illegal.
Children love to watch it, and so do adults.
Liu Chuan loves to watch, and Su Yan naturally loves to watch too!
Liu Chuan stood on tiptoes and watched here for a long time. There was no other reason. It was just that the system told him that there was going to be a fierce fight here. If he could intervene in the fight between the two sides and knock them down, he would be the winner. You can get 30,000 justice points at once.
That’s thirty thousand!
Suck!
"Dog system, I can get something good this time, right?" Liu Chuan asked the system in his mind while observing Brother Tiger.
This kid just vowed that he would get a mysterious grand prize in the next lottery, and he believed it.
Now everything is ready, all that's left is justice.
[Of course, host, I am a principled leader. Unlike those garbage systems that like to cheat and open plug-ins for the host, I do everything in accordance with the regulations and never mess around. It can be said to be the most righteous system! 】
"Hey, that's not necessary!" Liu Chuan sighed. He hoped to get a system that could be cheated, instead of this rubbish system.
Even if you don't say that you can't help, you still keep making cakes for yourself. Aren't you afraid of pushing yourself to death?
"Liu Chuan?"
When he heard someone calling him, Liu Chuan quickly turned around to see who he met again.
Snapped! With a slap, Liu Chuan's face was covered with a plate of cake.
? ? ?
Just when Liu Chuan was about to get angry, the man shook Liu Chuan's hand and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I admitted the wrong person!"
"Can you call someone else's face with a cake if you admit the wrong person? Didn't your mother teach you to save food since you were a child?"
"My mother died when I was little. She was starved to death by food!" Su Yan said with an expressionless face, as if he was sad. "But before she died, she asked me to save food."
So miserable?
Liu Chuan felt a little touched in his heart and felt a little sorry for the man in front of him.
No, no, he provoked me, can’t I educate him?
Thinking of this, Liu Chuan said again.
"What about your dad? Didn't he teach you to apologize if you did something wrong?"
"My father was bullied when I was very young because he was too cowardly. When he apologized, he was slapped with a watermelon!" Su Yan added.
"..." I am really nothing!
Liu Chuan suddenly wanted to slap himself. Looking at it this way, this guy was quite pitiful, and he didn't seem to blame him.
On the contrary, he is exposing others' scars and is simply a bad guy.
Thinking of this, Liu Chuan suddenly wanted to comfort this man, he was still a handsome guy.
"It's okay, as long as you believe in the light, your life will get better and better!" Liu Chuan comforted.
"I believe in light! My grandma died when I was very young due to exposure to strong light!" Su Yan added.
"I'm really nothing!" Liu Chuan slapped himself, "Brother, this is the only nine hundred yuan I have left. Go back and buy some delicious food to express condolences to our grandpa!"
"My grandfather..."
"Stop!" Liu Chuan knew what Su Yan was going to fart as soon as he heard his tone, and immediately covered his ears, "Brother, then give it to your girlfriend! A girlfriend will never..."
"That's not the case!" Su Yan put the nine hundred yuan into his pocket and left with a calm expression.
Play for fun, make trouble for trouble, Liu Chuan is still having fun!
"Hey, I have to eat fish again these days!" Liu Chuan touched his pocket. His pocket was cleaner than his face. Now he had nothing left!
"Everyone's eyes are on me. I am Brother Hu, a high-level superpower in Suzulan City. If the fans who support me need help in the future, just come to me. There is nothing that Brother Hu can't settle!" Brother Hu patted his chest and said boldly, "Understand the applause!"
Thunderous applause suddenly erupted from the surroundings!
Ajie and Awei looked at each other and got mad. Now they really got mad!
I spent 300 yuan to hire ten trustees, and it was just a good idea. I earned at least ten times my principal back in one fell swoop!
It smells delicious!
"Stop, setting up a stall here, do you have the consent of my leader of Hunyuan Taiji, Ma Daiguo?" At this moment, Master Ma walked up with a step of disowning his relatives, his hands and feet flashed with thunderous thunder, and the people around him stepped back one after another. He took a few steps, fearing that he would be hit by his five lightning whips.
"Do you agree?" Brother Hu has never been afraid of a few people in his life. Lin Yan is one of them, but other than that, there is no one.
He had heard about this Ma Dai country for a long time. He had C-level superpowers decades ago, but he still had it now. He probably didn't have enough talent.
His education is only at the elementary school level and he doesn't know a few Chinese characters. At the last engagement ceremony of his good brother Li Gang, Master Ma abruptly called his good brother Mu Zigang, which made people laugh out loud.
Not to mention combat ability, he ranks last among C-level superpowers, and he doesn't dare to dominate among D-level superpowers.
If you can't beat someone, you will say that young people don't have martial ethics. If you can beat someone, they will call themselves martial arts masters. They are only interested in money in life.
Cheating, abducting, stealing, cheating one and killing the other.
Brother Hu once had a younger brother, Abao, who took his five-shot lightning whip training. After he came out, he thought he was invincible, so he went to a secret realm and was bitten to death by a demonic wolf.
It is said that he used five consecutive lightning whips, which had no effect. Then he made a sliding shovel and was caught by the demon wolf and took out the anus. It was very miserable.
"Do you agree? Let me tell you, the leader of Hunyuan Tai Chi, you must be a singer!" Brother Hu picked up the microphone, shook the flesh on his face, and mocked.
"Young people don't have martial ethics, they only use their words! Look at my five lightning whips!" Master Ma gritted his teeth and quickly activated his powers.
boom!
"Have you had enough trouble?" Su Yan came out and slapped Master Ma on the forehead.
Master Ma's body kept moving, and then he fell to the ground.
"The elderly are in good spirits, so go to bed as soon as you want!"
"Haha, family members, did you see that the Hunyuan Tai Chi Sect was just like this, and was slapped down by my good brother!" Brother Hu smiled boldly and said to the camera.
"This brother is my fan and has extraordinary skills. I will allow you to hang out with me from now on!" Brother Hu came over and entrusted Su Yan with an important task.
"Who are you talking to, Brother Dao and Brother Batsu!" Su Yanren didn't say much, and slapped Brother Tiger down again.
"Hey, why are you like this!" Ah Wei stretched out his middle finger and pointed.
"Where are you sissy!" Su Yan slapped him again, and Ah Wei kicked off his legs and fainted on the spot.
"Awei~" Brother Jie picked up the guy and wanted to ask for an explanation, but Su Yan slapped him against the wall and couldn't unbutton it.
"Hey, you..."
Snapped!
"Why haven't I seen you before..."
boom!
After a while, a bunch of people were lying in front of Su Yan, forming a hill. The scene was very tragic.
Qin Wu was on the side with a big mouth, obviously shocked.
"Stop, colorful flowers, red, yellow and blue, entangled!!" Liu Chuan knew that if he didn't take action, Su Yan would become the biggest disaster in Suzuli City.
The most important thing is, didn't this guy just say that his parents and grandparents were dead?
He must be lying to himself if he is so strong!
"Give me back my nine hundred yuan!" Liu Chuan shouted, with himself as the center, a radius of 100 meters was covered with dense flowers, like a fan diagram, three points yellow, three points blue, and four points red, the scene Extraordinarily spectacular.
[That’s it, both the host and the bad guys will be punished with justice! ] Little System encouraged loudly.
Su Yan looked at the three colors of flowers all over his body and frowned slightly.
Although he is Lin Yan's true body, Liu Chuan's superpowers are also very clear, Colorful Flower.
A super power that can control the elements within it will be very powerful if used properly.
But I've never seen him use it.
It would be better not to see her today.
Something, but not much!
Liu Chuan transformed into the King of Plants and controlled countless plants to launch a fierce attack on Su Yan.
The red flower can control fire, the blue flower can control ice, and the yellow flower can control rock and earth. The three attacks hit Su Yan like raindrops.
Boom, boom!
Even Su Yan had to show some real strength under this intensive attack.
"Bang!" Su Yan burst out and rushed towards him with an astonishing speed that Liu Chuan could not match. In his stunned expression, Su Yan launched a serious and ordinary punch at him.
This punch almost killed his soul.
Damn it, how could it be possible? This familiar force reminded me of Lin Yan's beating again!
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"Ah, who missed me again!" Lin Yan, who was far away in the imperial capital, rubbed his nose. Every day, there were always people talking about him. Doesn't it bother him?
"Is it you?" Lin Yan raised his head, his eyes were instantly blocked by the huge evil, and said with a contented look on his face.
"Yes, yes, it's me!" Wen Ya pinched Lin Yan's face and blocked it unceremoniously.
"Brother, I made a breakthrough again, great!" Lin Miaomiao came over and looked down, okay, today is another day of eating dog food.
These two are real!
"Well, just make a breakthrough. What's the big deal? Just learn from your sister-in-law, who is already a B-level superpower, and Nono is already a D-level one. Work harder!" Lin Yan narrowed his eyes and said casually. .
"I'm going back to practice!" Lin Miaomiao's mood suddenly went cold, and the self-confidence she had just cultivated disappeared instantly.
Looking at her sister-in-law's disappointed back, Wen Ya felt a little sympathetic.
Really, this girl is outstanding in every aspect, but at home, she just doesn't stand out. She lives in a state of excellence where she can't be brilliant.
"Lin Yan, why don't you help Miaomiao!" Wen Ya said.
"How can I help?" Lin Yan winced and expressed that he was helpless, "My sister, she hides her monthly pocket money until she can't spend it all. She can't buy anything? If there is a good way, I will definitely be the first to use it for her. Don't Forgot, that’s my sister!”
"Hey, forget it then!"
Lin Miaomiao looked disappointed and felt very sad.
After all, I am already 16 years old and will soon be 17, but I can't even compare to a little girl. That girl Nono is higher than me, and her fighting power is even more terrifying.
It is said that she can single-handedly defeat D-level monsters with impressive results.
So Lin Miaomiao sat on the grass with Lin Tianci in her arms and whispered to herself quietly.
"I'm so stupid, really!" He said it like an old emo!
Afterwards, the big one and the small one talked to each other, the big one talked and the little ones listened, and they had a great time.
Shit!
If it weren't for the inappropriateness, Lin Tianci would definitely follow his father's example and give his aunt a big bag, give her good things, give her opportunities, but she's useless!
But she still had to complain that she was just a child and couldn't sleep even if she wanted to. It was simply torture!
Thinking of this, Lin Tianci reluctantly took out the inventory prepared for his mother.
The fingertips moved, and a green ring appeared on the grass not far away from Lin Miaomiao, which was very conspicuous.
You can always find it this way!
Lin Tianci thought this way.
Ten minutes passed, half an hour passed, and an hour passed.
In the end, Lin Tianci broke free from his aunt's hand and crawled to the ring. Only then did Lin Miaomiao discover this thing.
"Godsend, you are such a genius, you actually found a storage ring!" Lin Miaomiao exclaimed while hugging her eldest nephew.
"..." Ah, yes, yes, I found it, or I released it!
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