Chapter 375 I’M A Turtle, I Can’T Do This With Poisonous Milk!
Chapter 375 I’M A Turtle, I Can’T Do This With Poisonous Milk!
"Dog meat?" Xiao Hei looked around and saw no dog meat. How could he lie to a dog?
"Idiot, that sponge bath towel is talking about you!" Nono picked up the bricks and gave Xiao Hei a big bag, successfully making Xiao Hei wake up.
"Why are you still beating me?" Xiaohei really couldn't bear this girl Nuonuo. She used to beat herself up, but now she is so strong. She also likes to hit herself on the head with a brick, although the beating is not very good. It hurts, but I, Xiaohei, don’t want to lose face?
"Sorry, I'm used to it!" Nuonuo quickly put away the bricks and stuck out his tongue, saying that it was harmless to humans and animals.
"Sponge bath towel?" Admiral Sponge looked at himself, anger bursting out of his eyes, obviously very dissatisfied with this girl's title.
She's just a little human lolita, but her mouth is so smelly and she's spewing feces all over her mouth.
"Huh, isn't it? You look like a bath towel, exactly like the one I use to take a bath at home. However, my sister Lin Ya wiped my butt with the sponge I used last time. Can you lend me some?" "Nono blinked his eyes and said innocently.
"Do I need to lend you some?" Admiral Sponge obviously underestimated Nono's eloquence and was so angry that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage.
"It's just a human doll, it can make you angry, you loser!" The prince of the sea clan rolled his eyes at the sponge and angrily scolded it for embarrassing the sea clan, "Go up and give her a big ass bag, won't she die? You are an ant. That’s all!”
"Yes!" Admiral Sponge didn't dare to say anything and nodded slowly, planning to use some cruel means to strangle this girl.
"Hmph, if you want to bully me, you have to get past my little brother first!" Nuonuo pinched her waist. She was so awesome. She pointed her nostrils at the sea tribe in front of her and said arrogantly, "Xiao Hei, bite me. they!"
"..." Xiao Hei was silent. This girl was really making trouble. When did he become her little brother?
"Still want to leave?" The prince of the sea tribe held the blue harpoon in his hand and stabbed it at his feet. A ripple spread from the bottom of his feet to all directions, turning into invisible tentacles and binding Xiao Hei tightly.
"Tsk, vulnerable!" The Sea Tribe Crown Prince rolled his eyes at Xiao Hei and raised the harpoon in his hand, ready to poke a hundred transparent holes in them.
"Your Highness, please wait, let me do this!" Admiral Sponge pulled the shoulder of the Prince of the Hai Tribe and begged humbly.
He likes to bully the weak and is afraid of the strong. After finally meeting someone who can beat him, he must show his strong strength!
Otherwise, if the strong ones can't defeat them and the weak ones can't get their turn, how can they establish their authority in the sponge clan?
"No! Unless you swear to be loyal to me!" A ray of light shot out of the eyes of the Sea Clan Crown Prince, and he slowly made the request.
Since the last time his father slapped him on the wall and couldn't unbutton it, he had already had the idea of replacing it, and this idea lingered in his mind like a nightmare, getting stronger and stronger.
Therefore, I have to win over these sea clan generals in advance in private to cultivate my own power. When the time comes, I can take advantage of my father's unpreparedness, trick him, and become the boss myself!
"I swear, I am willing to be loyal to the prince!" Admiral Sponge said it didn't matter. He was just a wallflower. He liked this. This was the secret to living a long life!
"Okay!" The Prince of the Sea Tribe nodded with satisfaction. Although Sponge was a bit stupid, he was easy to control and could be considered a good combat power.
"What about them?" Admiral Sponge pointed at the other sea tribes. Is it really okay for him to swear an oath so openly?
Aren't you afraid that Poseidon will find trouble later and commit a treasonous crime?
"Of course they have been loyal to me for a long time!" the Sea Tribe's Crown Prince said calmly, "You are the last one among them!"
"Why am I the last one?" Admiral Sponge asked doubtfully.
"Because you are too weak, I didn't care about you before!" The prince of the Sea Tribe said, exposing his scars.
"Yes, this sponge is so spicy!"
"The Crown Prince of the Sea Clan is gentle, kind, and has a leadership temperament. Once he becomes the new Poseidon, the Sea Clan will definitely achieve greater glory!"
‘. . . ’
Many Sea Tribe generals struck while the iron was hot and flattered him all the time, making the Sea Tribe Crown Prince look confident again.
There is no way, this is my own charm, which is completely incomparable to my father!
"I don't want to play hot!" Admiral Sponge was deeply shocked, thinking that he had such a weak sense of existence, they all looked down on him, right?
"I want to prove myself!" As he said this, General Sponge expanded his body and turned into a huge sponge like a hill, looking down at Xiao Hei in front of him.
"Are you scared? I must be scared to death!" Admiral Sponge said with a slightly raised corner of his mouth in an astonishing arc.
"Hey, brother, help! There is such a big sponge here!" Seeing this, Nuonuo knew the seriousness of the matter and quickly picked up her mobile phone and dialed Lin Yan's phone number.
"Let Xiao Hei answer the phone!"
"Woof?" Xiao Hei bit the phone and barked in question.
"I slipped out of Wen Ya's house, come back quickly!" After saying that, Lin Yan hung up the phone with an indifferent expression.
"Lin Yan, is it really okay? Nono seems to have met the Sea Clan!" Wen Ya was a little worried. After all, none of the Sea Clan are fuel-efficient, and their combat power is ridiculously high.
"Don't worry, Xiao Hei now is not an ordinary dog, but a Phoenix dog. He's so awesome!" Lin Yan said it didn't matter. With Xiao Hei here, Nuonuo's girl should be fine.
Even if he encounters Lao Wang and Poseidon, Xiao Hei's strength won't defeat them, so he should be able to run away without any problem.
After all, it is impossible for SSS-level monsters to defeat opponents of the same level in a short time!
"Clone!" Lin Yan thought, and two clones that were exactly like him came out of his body. They were 1:1 similar in terms of strength and aura.
"???" Wen Ya was also stunned when she saw this.
What the hell is this!
"This, this, this,," Wen Ya looked at the three Lin Yan in front of her, she was so excited that she couldn't speak. The CPU of her brain instantly short-circuited and burned completely.
This is impossible!
"Oh, I almost forgot. I haven't let you see this ability of mine before. In fact, I can summon clones, and I can split up to two of myself. Are you surprised or surprised?" Lin Yan said.
"Three Lin Yan, I fainted!" Wen Ya felt the impact was too great, her face turned red and she fainted on the spot.
"..." Lin Yan caught Wen Ya steadily and ordered to the two clones: "You two, one goes to Nuonuo and takes her back to the Imperial Capital Villa. As for the other one, go to the Imperial Capital. I need one A spy who broke into a hidden family!"
"Yes!" The two clones glanced at Wen Ya in Lin Yan's arms and followed the order.
"Is the clone's ability really so shocking?" Lin Yan held his chin and said thoughtfully, "It's better to use it less in front of Wen Ya in the future!"
"Hey, why did this girl Wen Ya suddenly fall asleep!" Wen Jiu packed his luggage and looked at his daughter curiously.
Mingming just talked to me, asking me to pack some things and go to the imperial capital for a few days.
"Shut up, this young couple is having a sweet time, don't join in the fun!" Wen's mother grabbed Wen Jiu, "Didn't you see Lin Yan holding Xiaoya?"
"Why do I think my sister just fainted?" Wen Wen said.
"What nonsense are you telling the truth!"
"Father-in-law and mother-in-law, Xiaowen, let's go and live in the imperial capital for a few months!" Lin Yan changed the subject and prepared to lead everyone to a safe place first.
"Teleport!"
A portal appeared in front of them, and a group of people filed in and returned to the Imperial Villa.
--
"Eat my sponge palm!"
At this time, in order to show off his power, Admiral Sponge stretched out a palm as big as a hill and pressed it on Xiao Hei.
"Hehe, it's just a black dog, but a sponge can actually hold such a big pussy. This sponge is inferior!" said the Crab General.
"If he is too weak, he will bully the weak and fear the strong! I think he can't beat a dog like this!" The turtle general pinched his white beard and said lightly.
? ? ?
Many sea people were stunned and swallowed silently.
Others say it's all a joke, but General Turtle, he is different!
Although General Turtle is a turtle, he is the Zhuge among the sea tribe. He talks a lot about things, but he is very clever in speaking. He can always hit the right target unintentionally and make perfect plans!
To put it bluntly, he has a bad mouth and a crow's mouth. Even Poseidon keeps telling him to speak more leisurely.
"I'm a turtle, I can't poison my milk at this time!" The other sea tribes covered the turtle general's mouth and shouted.
The turbulent palm wind blew in front of Nono, and the S-level terrifying aura made her unable to breathe.
"Barbie's Q, it's over now!" A look of solemnity flashed in Nono's eyes. It seems that he doesn't have to go home for dinner tonight!
Onii-chan, bye!
"Woof!" A dog's bark tore through the sky, filling the world like a magic sound filling the ears. The sponges in the sky were also affected by the sound waves and almost fell down.
"No way?" Many sea tribesmen looked at the turtle general subconsciously. Damn, he is indeed a crow's mouth!
Really smart!
"Uh, well, you really don't blame me, there's definitely something wrong with this dog!" The turtle general quickly said that he was innocent. Only he knows best whether he has a crow's mouth, and everything is a coincidence!
"What's going on?" Admiral Sponge's palms were trembling a little. The dog barking just now was so unpleasant and so loud that it almost took away his soul.
"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Xiao Hei shouted three times in a row and launched another sonic attack, which shocked the scalps of the sea tribe present and made them dizzy.
"What kind of dog is this? This bark actually has the effect of forcing dizziness!" The Prince of the Sea Tribe rubbed his sore ears and fell into deep thought while looking at the blood marks on his fingertips.
"Your Highness, your face!" General Crab pointed at the prince and exclaimed, "Your orifices are bleeding!"
"Woof woof woof!" Xiao Hei seemed to only know this one move, roaring crazily at the sea tribe in front of him.
"It seems I was careless. This dog has something, but not much! Come on, I want to eat dog meat today!" The prince of the sea clan once again grasped the blue harpoon and turned it into a stream of blue light, traveling at a speed exceeding the speed of light. Run towards Xiao Hei.
"Let's come too!" The other generals of the sea tribe were also unambiguous, using their own unique skills, and dense attacks hit Xiao Hei's position like raindrops!
"Wow!" Xiao Hei smiled like a dragon king, and then calmly used his transformation ability, Suzaku's true form.
The violent phoenix power instantly swept through the entire space, and the heaven and earth were also shaken. The clouds that wanted to rain cursed and went elsewhere when they saw this situation.
"Ah~" Before the attacks of many sea tribes could hit Xiao Hei's body, he was blown two miles away by this violent force. His pants were burned, and electric sounds were made in the air.
"Transformed?" The Prince of the Sea Clan was relatively strong and easily withstood the terrifying air wave. Then he saw that the dog he had originally regarded as an ant had turned into a 100-meter-tall phoenix, except for his head. Except for the dog head, the rest are almost the same as the Phoenix.
"How is this possible?" General Crab also saw the transformed Xiao Hei and exclaimed in disbelief.
"Did Phoenix cheat on Gouzi? Or did Gouzi cheat on Phoenix?" General Turtle asked with soul torture.
"So big!" Nono looked excited as if he had discovered a new world.
"Xiao Hei, what did you do to make you suddenly so strong?" Nuonuo asked as he picked up the brick.
"Woof!" Xiao Hei shouted arrogantly. You ignored me yesterday, but you can't reach me today!
My little black guy is coming out!
"Pah!" Nono picked up a brick and slapped Xiao Hei on the head, saying excitedly: "It turns out that being slapped with a brick has this effect, Thai pants are hot!"
"Woof?" Xiao Hei expressed doubts.
He didn't know whether this girl was really stupid or pretending to be stupid. How could he think that this was taken by Bian Brick?
It was obvious that he had practiced hard and moved God to grant him a fortune. What did it have to do with Nono!
"No! The person has been moved!" Uncle Wang came to the location where Liu Chuan was just now. After searching for two and a half minutes, he came to the conclusion that Liu Chuan ran away again!
"Huh?" Poseidon looked up in the direction he came from, his eyes full of bewilderment. He sensed a terrifying existence, and just by feeling the aura, he knew he was not someone to be trifled with!
Could it be that another monster has broken through to the SSS level?
Poseidon was slightly stunned, "Old Wang, let's go, don't worry about Liu Chuan for now, let's go see this new guy first!"
"That's what I meant!" Uncle Wang was also wondering when such a strong aura suddenly appeared. It was only stronger than himself. Could there be another existence from the big world coming?
"Woof!" After Xiao Hei transformed, he suddenly looked like a god of war and rushed to the noisy sponge just now, intending to give him some good fruit to eat first.
I am a peace-loving dog, but who knew he had to provoke me? He was the one who made the first move!
"What do you want to do? Let me tell you, I am very strong, ordinary attacks can't penetrate my body at all!" Admiral Sponge's voice was trembling, and Xiao Hei looked a little scared.
I thought it was a bronze round, but who knew it would be a king round!
Family members, who knows, dogs can hide their clumsiness these days!
"Huh!" Xiao Hei had an idea in his mind, opened his mouth to reveal his terrifying fangs, then aimed at General Sponge's body and blew hard.
The next moment, a scalding rain of fire shot out from Xiao Hei's mouth. Wherever it passed, there was no grass growing, and the surrounding air instantly rose to thousands of degrees.
"Sponge, get out of the way, this is the natal flame of the Phoenix!" The sea clan prince was more knowledgeable and reminded loudly.
"Oh my god!" Admiral Sponge was suddenly frightened and broke into a cold sweat. He took the initiative to cut off most of his body, and then fled far away with a small part of his body.
"Stab!" Huo Yu touched Admiral Sponge's body in the blink of an eye, and was instantly burned to death.
"What a terrifying flame. The body of the sponge can withstand a high temperature of more than 3,000 degrees. Why did it melt all of a sudden?"
"Woof!" Just when Xiao Hei wanted to take advantage of the victory and kill all the sea tribesmen, two golden figures appeared in front of it.
One person punches!
Xiao Hei was punched in the panda eye.
"Where did the beast come from and actually attacked our Sea Clan!" Poseidon said angrily.
"I happen to be short of a mount here, and it's you!" Uncle Wang said with greedy eyes.
inspire-indiana