Resurrection Of Spiritual Energy: I Am Really Not The Sixth Child

Chapter 338 The God Of War In The Toilet, Right?



Chapter 338 The God Of War In The Toilet, Right?

Jingle Bell!

"Forget it, let's talk about it after class or school. It's time for me to go to class! Bye!" After Lin Yan said this, he turned into a gust of wind and rushed into the corridor.

"Don't leave, listen to me!!" Wen Ya shook her head and chased after him.

In classrooms,

"Hey, our classmate Lin Yan didn't come to class again, well done!" In class, Zhao Ritian gestured with his thumbs, with a cruel smile on his face, "Lu Chu, do you know where Lin Yan is? Yet?"

"Go...to the toilet!" Lu Chu picked his nose and covered Lin Yan. He had just seen it by the window. Lin Yan was indeed here, and there was a girl beside him. Her figure was super awesome!

Help him cover yourself, and then add some super trust or something, it'll be worth it!

"The God of War in the toilet, right? Go to the toilet and pull him out. If you can't find him, don't come back!" Zhao Ritian didn't give Lu Chu a good look. This brat is quite loyal, so go to the toilet and show your loyalty!

"Okay! The bathroom is a wonderful place, much better than the classroom! It's so big and free there. I like it there so much!" Lu Chu stood up and planned to walk out without looking back.

"You..." Zhao Hao frowned fiercely. Is this brat out of his mind? His brain circuitry is different from that of a normal person?

You wanted to punish him, but instead rewarded him?

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, just sit there, I'm afraid you'll blow up the school toilet!" Zhao Hao looked up at the sky, how could there be such a young girl in the class?

As for Wolong, of course it is!

"Report!"

Boom!

Lin Yan was a little too fast and accidentally touched the door. It screamed and fell down.

Then there was a silence in the class, and no words were spoken for a long time.

"Teacher, the door of our class is broken. Why did it break when I touched it!" Seeing that everyone was silent, Lin Yan spoke to relieve the embarrassment.

Damn it, I forgot my own strength!

If I push harder, the door won't fly?

"Trash, you can even break the door!" Li Gang would not miss any opportunity to laugh at Lin Yan and shouted.

"Ha ha!"

"Ha ha!"

The classmate who played well with Li Gang in class echoed with a laugh without understanding the current affairs.

But sensible students are already thinking, is this door so easy to break?

It always feels a bit scary!

"This door is a special tempered door, and the joints are all specially made. Not to mention being damaged, even a strong man cannot damage it at all!" At this time, Zhao Ritian looked at Lin Yan very calmly and said slowly, "Lin Yan, come in. There is something wrong with this door and it needs to be fixed!"

As expected of Wolong, he started causing trouble as soon as he came to the class!

"Okay!" Lin Yan glanced at the door, then ran to his seat and sat down.

"Tell me about your absence from class yesterday. Come to the office after class and tell me. There will be a transfer student in the class today. Count the time, it's almost time!" Zhao Ritian looked at the time and looked out the door.

"Report!" Wen Ya rushed in and made a sliding shovel!

thump!

Zhao Ritian was shaken by Wen Ya's sudden "attack", lost his balance and fell to the ground!

Zhao Ritian dared to say that this was going to be the most embarrassing scene in his teaching career, bar none!

This new classmate is great! I gave myself such a big gift as soon as I came up!

Crouching dragon and phoenix are ready, and there is one more Sima Yi, right?

I didn’t look at the almanac when I went out today, so bad luck!

In a daze, Zhao Ritian saw Lin Yan stand up from his seat and rush towards him with inhuman speed.

According to physics, the fall time can be calculated by dividing distance by speed,

There's still time!

Lin Yan, since you are so reliable, the teacher will forgive you this time!

boom!

Zhao Ritian fell heavily to the ground, grimacing in pain all over his body. When he looked back, his face turned black!

"Are you okay?" Lin Yan asked after picking up Wen Ya who was about to fall.

"I'm fine, thank you!" Wen Ya said shyly, pretending to be Xiaojiabiyu.

"Kill him!" Li Gang gritted his teeth after seeing this, "Damn it, all the good things have been taken advantage of by this kid Lin Yan. I should have known he was taken advantage of!"

"Why didn't you tell me about such a big thing earlier?" The eyes of the other male compatriots were always surprisingly consistent, and they were instantly attracted to this new transfer girl.

This condition is absolutely perfect!

Lin Yuehan in the audience quietly compared her size, then shook her head, forget it, she is asking for trouble, there is no way to compare!

"Hello everyone, my name is Wen Ya, Wen Ya's Wen, Wen Ya's Ya, I hope you all will take care of me in the next month or so!" Wen Ya bit her lip lightly and said shyly.

"..." Zhao Hao, the head teacher who got up, originally wanted to scold her, but when he saw that the girl was as soft and weak as a kitten, he immediately shut up.

Hey, consider yourself unlucky!

"Okay, just find a seat and sit wherever you want! It's getting late, we have to start class quickly!" Zhao Hao cleared his throat and took the initiative in the class again.

Wen Ya looked around but couldn't find her favorite seat.

The place next to Lin Yan was full!

"Wen Ya, come to my place!" Lin Yuehan waved to Wen Ya and motioned for her to come and sit.

"Thank you!" Wen Ya didn't think much and followed.

"As usual, take out the test paper you wrote yesterday and let's talk about the questions!"

As soon as they heard that Lao Zhao was serious, everyone took back their thoughts. The college entrance examination was in one month and they must not be seduced by women!

Thinking of this, everyone cooperated and took out the papers that were corrected yesterday.

"Lin Yan, look at my test paper!" Lu Chu knew that Lin Yan did not have a test paper, so he very generously took out the test paper that he had crumpled into a ball and stretched out his palm to press the folds.

"0 points?" Lin Yan looked at the results above and was stunned!

Wonderful!

There is not a single blank spot in the entire paper, but the red cross on it proves that this test paper is extremely complicated and completely misses the correct answer.

Twenty multiple-choice questions, if you can get all of them wrong, that’s a talent!

From a probability perspective, this is an extremely small probability event!

"Choose all A's, then everything will be fine!"

Lin Yan glanced at Liu Chuan behind him, "The answers are all C?"

Well, this kid Lu Chu is not wrong!

If you do the questions yourself, you should get full marks!

After all, I like to write all C’s!

"Multi-choice question, question five, focus on explanation. You will definitely take the college entrance examination this year. Even if you don't take the exam this year, you will definitely take the exam next year!" Zhao Hao sweated on the podium with the test paper.

"Pfft!" Lu Chu accidentally laughed.

"Lu Chu, why are you laughing? Make a bet, the latest model of Yaosi mobile phone!" Zhao Hao raised the corner of his mouth and smiled.

"Teacher...me!" Lu Chu waved his hands quickly, "I just thought of happy things!"

"What happy thing?" Lin Yan interrupted and asked.

"My dad wants to buy me the latest Yaosi mobile phone!" Lu Chu said with a smile.

"Okay, it's settled, if this question comes up in this year's college entrance examination, just bring over your phone!"

"Teacher, I have a question!" At this time, Wen Ya suddenly raised her hand and asked a question.

"Classmate Wen Ya, then, okay!" To be honest, Zhao Hao was a little afraid of this new classmate, mainly because of her sliding shovel, which was too sixty!

If they don't agree with each other, they will slide and shovel. It's so scary!

"Teacher, do you believe that there are other forces in this world that are independent of science?" Wen Ya suddenly said.

"For example?" Zhao Hao couldn't bear to hurt the imagination of his female classmates and asked thoughtfully.

"Superpower!" Wen Ya said with stern eyes and a sure look on her face.

If you hint more at Lin Yan, there should be no problem!

Anyway, everyone here is an NPC, there are only three players: myself, Lin Yan and Uncle Wang.

Rounding things off, what I said was meant for Lin Yan to hear!

"O(∩_∩)O haha~!" Lin Yuehan covered her mouth and laughed, "Wen Ya, sit down quickly, otherwise the teacher will be angry!"

"The new transfer student doesn't look very bright. He couldn't be confused after reading a novel. He also has super powers! The zombies are still pretty much the same. Lin Yan, Resident Evil 20 is coming out soon. Do you want to go and check it out? "Lu Chu whispered while taking advantage of the emptiness.

"Superpowers?" Lin Yan shook his head, "How is that possible? How can there be superpowers in this world!"

"Yes, yes!" Lu Chuzan said.

"However, Ultraman still exists!" Lin Yan firmly believed in this!

"Classmate Wen Ya, we must believe in science! For example, human power has its limits. No matter how great it is, it is impossible to knock down a house or kick over a large truck, reaching the level of one ton."

"Yesterday, I don't know if you have seen the news. It went viral on the Internet that a man and a woman worked together to punch a large truck driving at high speed. Isn't it awesome?"

"Teacher, let me tell you, this is all a marketing account strategy, and it is impossible to exist in reality!"

"So, study hard, Saonian. In the future, you can rely on the power of science when driving excavators and cranes, and you will be able to do it easily."

"(⊙o⊙)...!" Lin Yan, who was sitting in the audience, was silent. Wasn't he the one he was talking about?

Could it be that everything that happened yesterday was fake?

accidental? The door just now was probably an accident!

There is a saying that the teacher’s knowledge is indeed broader than mine, and you can still believe it!

I really want to verify it!

Subconsciously, Lin Yan looked at the wall beside him.

"Lu Chu, how much force do you think it takes to punch through this wall?" Lin Yan asked unexpectedly.

"Lin Yan, you are serious! If you can break the wall into pieces, from now on I will call you brother, oh no, I can call you dad!"

Are you kidding? Do you really think you are a superhero?

"Then let me try?"

boom!

Lin Yan used a little strength and lightly tapped the wall with his left hand.

In the classroom, many students and teachers clearly felt the ground shake, "An earthquake?"

"I'm so stupid!" Lu Chu's eyes were as wide as copper bells. He was so angry.

Obviously, I was greatly shocked.

Oh my god, it's true, Lin Yan punched a hole in the wall with one punch.

You could clearly see that Lin Yan's fist had penetrated.

"Be good, Brother Yan! From now on, I won't pay homage to Mr. Guan before the exam. I will pay homage to you!"

"It seems like it's not a coincidence..." To be honest, Lin Yan was a little surprised. This was already the third time. There was no need to test it again!

After confirming the situation, I suddenly cheated. How amazing!

With this ability, Lin Yan has already thought of a hundred easy ways to get rich, and it seems that he doesn't have to worry about failing the college entrance examination.

He went directly to demolish the shrine in the Kingdom of the Sun. Lin Yan believed that the country would give him a banner and a reward of 500 yuan.

Or, represent China in the Olympics, weightlifting, barbell, and shot put, all of which are guaranteed to win medals.

No matter what happens, go to the national football team and develop a wave. With this strength, no one can stop him with one kick.

It is estimated that the ball flew with the person.

"Brother Yan, what should we do? This wall..."

"Teacher, I reported that Lin Yan poked a hole in the wall!" Suddenly, Liu Chuan stood up, pointed at Lin Yan and made a small report.

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes turned from the transfer student to Lin Yan.

"Really? The wall in our school is so hard, I can't break it no matter how hard I poke it!" said a classmate.

"What did you stab it with?"

"This topic is too sensitive, I'll tell you after class!"

"Let me take a look..." Zhao Ritian put down the handout in his hand and came to Lin Yan's side, "Lin Yan, take your hand out of the hole!"

"Teacher, isn't this good? The wall is a bit tight and I can't pull it out!" Lin Yan lowered his head and said like a child who made a mistake.

Really, this was not his intention!

I just wanted to try it, who knew it would work! It was very sudden.

The head teacher stuck his head out and looked at the hole where Lin Yan's fist was. From the cracks around the hole, it was easy to see that the wall was indeed cracked!

This kid is a bit weird!

Zhao Ritian couldn't help but glance at Lin Yan, thinking that the boy had easily broken the door just now, and now he had poked a hole in the wall, and he came to a conclusion!

This guy wants to attract his own attention!

Absolutely!

"Pull it out!" Zhao Ritian ordered with a serious expression.

"Teacher, I'm afraid the wall will be destroyed!" Lin Yan said, "Why don't you go find someone with a chainsaw to remove the wall?"

"Come on, you are just a clown. I think you just want to attract the attention of the transfer students and the monitor. Lin Yan, let me tell you, these two people are not what you can imagine!" At this time, Li Gang's head twitched and he started to become mentally retarded. speak.

"..." Lin Yuehan was silent. This Li Gang didn't eat fried cakes and just talked. Why did he have to bully himself!

I didn't have much interaction with Lin Yan. At most, he helped me buy sanitary napkins once, and he had been thinking about this guy for three years!

Compared with Lin Yuehan's humility as the squad leader, Wen Ya was not used to Li Gang. She picked up the mineral water on the table and poured it directly on Li Gang's head.

Wen Ya had experienced Li Gang's bad breath more than a hundred times before. This guy liked Lin Yuehan, and then mistakenly thought that Lin Yuehan liked Lin Yan, so he targeted Lin Yan everywhere.

Swearing is not a big deal, but this guy also asked the gangsters in the society to intercept Lin Yan. Because his family had a little money, he was lawless and had to give Lin Yan good luck.

"Well done!" Lin Yan secretly praised Wen Ya for doing a great job.

Good guy! What's going on? Didn't the principal say that the new classmate is kind-hearted, has excellent grades, is gentle, and is a timid and shy cute little girl?

This is totally irrelevant!

Zhao Hao took a deep breath, it was over, the class was in a state of panic!

"Damn it, how dare you..." Li Gang quickly recovered from his drowned state and looked at Wen Ya with a ferocious face.

"Who gave you the courage? Don't you know who my father is?"


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