Chapter 321 Why Don’T You Have Any Feet?
Chapter 321 Why Don’T You Have Any Feet?
"Master, isn't it good for us? We have just made a big fuss in the imperial capital, and now we are looking for trouble with the Sea Clan. Could it be..." The water demon looked at Lin Yan's clone, feeling a little uneasy.
The strength of the Sea Clan is stronger than expected, but the others are just fine. Once they encounter that Poseidon, they won't be able to escape!
No matter how many tricks Lin Yan has and how powerful he is, he is still no match for that Poseidon!
Taking ten thousand steps back, Lin Yan can run away, but everyone else can't!
"What's wrong? The Sea Clan attacks so many hermit families in the imperial capital. As a hermit family, shouldn't we, as a hermit family, fight for humanity and teach them a lesson?"
"...hermits? Are we?"
"It wasn't just now, but it is now!"
"Don't worry, I'm sure this time, there won't be any danger!" Lin Yan nodded and took out a pile of clothes from his arms.
"This dress... is very good!" The water demon looked at the clothes Lin Yan snatched and immediately understood what he wanted to do.
So that’s it!
"Master, you really like to deceive and frame others as always!" Huo Nan glanced at the side and said with a sigh on his face.
"Stop talking nonsense, put them all on for me, and go to the first place first!" Lin Yan's clone rolled his eyes at Huo Nan and handed the clothes over.
There used to be an island country in Oriental China that sank for three hundred years. Recently, it appeared on Blue Star's map again. Satellites from many countries discovered this island that had resurfaced, and they suddenly found it incredible.
It's just a pity that the people living here are no longer the Xiaohe people who love nuclear peace, but the Hai people.
"This is it!" Lin Yan led many of his men to a small island. "Remember, we will only attack sea tribes below S level and B level or above. Catch them and beat them severely. Do not kill them." , put them back alive, and let them see your clothes as much as possible!"
"Check the props that block the aura!"
"Check the rope!"
"Check weapons!"
"Are you ready?"
"OK!"
"Let's go!" Lin Yan gave the order, and more than a dozen S-class humanoid monsters broke into the Hai Clan's chassis, burning, killing, looting, and committing all kinds of evil.
"Why don't you have any legs?" Fire Man pinched the neck of a catfish and said with an unhappy look on his face.
"Because I am a catfish!" The catfish spirit was speechless for a while, and responded lightly, what can I do, I am also desperate!
How could something like feet grow on a catfish?
"You don't have long legs, do you look down on me? You're so bullying! I'm so angry!"
"Bang!" Fire Man hates people who look down on him the most. He will hit them hard wherever they are vulnerable.
The catfish spirit spit out ink from the beating and couldn't find its way.
"Damn humans, I&
"Sauga, we learned!"
The other subordinates also imitated the hot man's operation, pretending to make up a reason before the fight, and then reported their famous names.
"I am Sansui Sect Aizen! Why do you have no arms!"
"I am Zen Dragon Subduing! Monster, I can tell at a glance that you are not human!"
"I am the Shenhuo Meow Meow Sect, so is Meow Meow! You are a crocodile, why don't you have a fish tail? It's so bullying!"
Everyone is doing it so passionately that it can be said to be releasing their true nature!
Before many sea people could react, they were stunned by this group of despicable foreigners.
If it were a weaker superpower, everyone would still be able to react, but this group of elegantly dressed, dignified and gentle scum are just the tough ones.
The situation became one-sided, and many sea tribesmen were beaten and fled away with their heads in their hands.
"Holy shit, they are more ruthless than the boss like me!" Lin Yan quietly hid aside to observe the battle. They had finally figured out the business of robbing families and homes.
"Then I can't fall behind!"
Lin Yan's clone wore a blond wig and a five-star general's badge on his clothes, disguised as a senior agent of the Free State, and carried a God-killing cannon on his shoulder.
Boom, boom, boom!
There are no bells and whistles, and the artillery fire is poured out without hesitation. With each shot, a few unlucky ones will change from prawns to shrimps, and crabs to crab roe.
Five minutes later, Lin Yan quickly flew into the portal with many of his men, followed by thousands of sea clan elites, including many powerful S-class sea clansmen.
"Damn it! Let them run away!" A sea tribe general looked at the sky and couldn't help but curse.
Human beings are really despicable. They just run away after a sneak attack. They really don’t follow martial ethics!
"Report to the general, they all seem to be high-level superpowers from China!"
"Blonde hair, five-star general, are there still free countrymen?"
"Damn it, humans have formed an alliance!"
"If I don't avenge this, I swear I won't be a lobster!" The lobster general's eyes erupted with blazing fire, and he wanted to eat the humans who came to attack him.
"Huh, it's so exciting!" Huo Man breathed a sigh of relief, "Boss, you have such awesome powers. It's much stronger than the void beast's wormhole. It's stable and fast!"
"Tch, rest for half an hour and get ready to go to the second location!"
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[Ding dong! Congratulations to the host's clone for blaming the Sea Clan, and congratulations to the host's clone for blaming the Chinese hermit. For achieving the achievement "Shit Trouble", you will be rewarded with an epic treasure chest! 】
"After such a long time, I finally got another good reward!" Lin Yan nodded with satisfaction, very satisfied with the dog system.
Thinking about it this way, the avatar is actually very useful. You can enjoy life with a beautiful woman in your arms, while the avatar is responsible for going out to do things. You can maintain your career and family, and you can also improve your strength.
Just very comfortable.
"Acridine!" Lin Ya crawled up and down Lin Yan's lap with her bare feet, enjoying it endlessly.
"Bao, do you know where Wang Mengmeng is now?" Lin Yan rubbed Wen Ya's head and asked suddenly.
"Mengmeng?" Wen Ya was stunned for a moment, wondering why Lin Yan suddenly thought of her best friend.
"She told me a few days ago that she went to explore the secret realm of Lily of the Valley. She should still be in the secret realm now!" Wen Ya said lightly.
"Not doing your job properly!" Lin Yan curled his lips, becoming more and more certain of the dog author's identity.
Sure enough, it's this guy. Instead of writing a novel at home, he goes to fight monsters?
"Not doing your job properly?" Wen Ya turned over and rolled her eyes at Lin Yan.
If Wang Mengmeng was not doing his job properly, then he would be just hanging around and waiting to die!
No, it seems that I am just eating and waiting to die!
I ate and slept all day long, and even when I went out I wanted to count my steps or plant a tree on a certain treasure, but I couldn't save much energy.
"It's all because of your teleportation ability, I've become lazy and my body has become fat!"
"You want to exercise?" Lin Yan pinched Wen Ya's little face and said calmly.
"That's not what I meant!" Wen Ya's face turned red. She was just talking about business. Why did he drive when he disagreed?
"Then what do you mean?" Lin Yan blinked and said.
"I mean, I want to exercise!" Wen Ya was afraid that Lin Yan wouldn't understand, so Wen Ya explained, "Lose weight!"
"What's the point of losing weight? Come on, eat some dumplings to replenish your energy!" Lei Ying happened to go downstairs, opened his personal refrigerator and came over with a basket of dumplings.
"Xiao Ying, how come you don't gain weight by eating?" Wen Ya cast an envious look at Lei Ying. She destroyed hundreds of dumplings a day. For a normal person, her figure would have been out of shape long ago, but it didn't affect her at all.
Not only that, but he also has handsome abdominal muscles that don't look out of place at all.
"Don't look at her like this, this girl is still a roll king! Secretly roll!" Lin Yan looked at Lei Ying and explained, "At one or two o'clock in the middle of the night, swing the sword ten thousand times in half an hour!"
"Tch, they're all useless!" Lei Ying tilted his head and said arrogantly.
"Ten thousand times in half an hour?" Wen Ya suddenly stood up and hit Lei Ying with the ball, "Boss, kneel down!"
"What, you want to practice with me?" Lei Ying looked at Wen Ya and asked doubtfully.
Although Wen Ya is a C-level superpower, her fighting ability is really not good enough. She was stunned when she performed a good punch, and she performed the gangster excitement punch.
Although it can be taught, it definitely requires hard work. However, this requires Lin Yan's consent and Wen Ya's persistence.
"I do!" Wen Ya nodded and agreed happily.
From this day on, Wen Ya lived a hard life.
"Lin Yan, what do you think?" Wen Ya asked Lin Yan's opinion.
"You can try it!" Lin Yan grabbed Lin Ya's little hand and said while making his daughter happy.
Regarding Lei Ying, Lin Yan was still very relieved and acted in a measured manner.
If Wen Ya follows her, she should be able to learn something real!
It's best if you can persevere. If you practice it a bit, it doesn't matter if you can't persevere. People with auxiliary abilities don't expect her to run in front of the enemy and deal damage.
It doesn't matter!
"Wait for me for a moment!" Lei Ying walked to the refrigerator, took out a bunch of colorful dumplings, and slowly walked towards Wen Ya.
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"Eat all these at ten o'clock in the evening!" Lei Ying gave a big order to his apprentice like a master.
"Eat? So much?" Wen Ya was dumbfounded. She wanted to lose weight. If she ate so much, she would become a fat girl in the future!
"Eat them all!" Lei Ying pushed the frame to Wen Ya, "Come to my room to find me at one o'clock in the evening!"
"Does it have to be at night?" Wen Ya looked at Lin Yan. She still had to practice at night. If possible, it would be best during the day and leave herself some private space at night.
"I don't have time during the day!" Lei Ying took a bite of the dumplings and said silently, "I want to read novels, eat dumplings, sleep, and I can just leave the cultivation until night!"
"..." Wen Ya fell silent. This was indeed very like Raikage's style. What she said made sense, but she was speechless.
"Didn't I give you a novel company? Don't you need to take care of it?" At this time, Lin Yan suddenly interrupted.
"Oh, that's what you're talking about!" Lei Ying tilted his head and showed a cold smile like a domineering female president, "I'm only responsible for reading. I just need to explain everything in writing. I don't need to worry too much!"
"hiss!"
Is this girl really just giving a random explanation? I feel a little uneasy for no reason!
"Ding dong! Ding dong!" At this moment, Lei Ying's mobile phone beeped. Lei Ying picked it up and smiled with satisfaction, "Okay, no more, I'm going back to the room!"
Sure enough, if you put a knife to the necks of those bad authors, they won’t dare to increase the word count!
This time, I have spent a lot of money. Every two dog authors will be guarded by a shadow elite, using Hengshui's latest management methods. Even if you eat and go to the toilet, you have to hold the computer and code honestly!
Nowadays, I can read novels all day long, and my mother no longer has to worry about me not being able to see that shitty yellow button!
"She's really busy!" Wen Ya smiled awkwardly to ease the embarrassment.
"You lose your mind by playing with things!" Lin Yan shook his head, unable to get Lei Ying's happiness.
"I feel a little disappointed for no reason. It seems that novels are not as important to me as Xiaoying!" Wen Ya hugged Lin Yan for comfort.
"Fool, how can you compare with novels?" Lin Yan thought Wen Ya was too stupid and rubbed his head to comfort him.
Of course, one code equals another, novels are indeed important!
At this time, Lin Yan was planning to find Wang Mengmeng and make a real appearance offline.
Wang Mengmeng, you don’t want Wen Ya to know who you are, right? You’ve already thought of your lines!
"These dumplings..." Wen Ya hesitated for a moment, picked up a dumpling and took a bite.
"Fuck, this dumpling..." Wen Ya seemed to understand Lei Ying's fun. She originally thought that her liking to eat dumplings was a disease, but who knew she was superficial. This is not a dumpling, no matter the ingredients, taste, or... The nutrition is more than ten times more powerful than ordinary food!
What a luxury!
Lei Ying: The five-star chef Miaomiao found is worth 10,000 Huaxia coins per dumpling. Can it not be delicious?
"Actually, I also like eating dumplings!" Lin Yan looked at Wen Ya with a smile and said suddenly.
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In the secret realm of Lily of the Valley, Wang Mengmeng's expedition team was running fast through the woods, followed by a group of barking teams with red eyes chasing after them.
"Woof!"
"Hey, why are there so many dogs here! Did we stab the kennel?" A companion named Datou in Wang Mengmeng's team complained as he ran.
"Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky. If I can go back alive today, I will have to give you a thumbs up!" A tall and thin young man also complained.
"I've been running for more than an hour, Mengmeng, do you have any idea?" someone asked.
"Go to the open space not far ahead. If you are lucky, you might be able to meet other teams of superpowers!" A red-haired woman pointed at the plain ahead and suggested.
"Don't be stupid. The monsters behind are not something that us superpowers can deal with. There may be C-level ones!" Wang Mengmeng broke everyone's illusions with one sentence.
Yes, no matter how many superpowers come to C-level monsters, they still can’t defeat them!
In Suzulan City, there are very few C-level superpowers. Those who are good at it are all overlords, and those who are not good at it can be rich and generous. There are only five in number.
How can this be done?
"Woof!" A hellhound whose body was burning with red flames seemed not to want to delay any longer. It teased its opponent, wagging its tail and rushed towards the intruder in front of it.
It wants to give these humans some color and let them know how powerful the Paw Team is!
"Run there!" At the critical moment, Wang Mengmeng pointed to another road away from the plain and rushed over.
There is the treasure land of Lily of the Valley, the spiritual spring.
She heard that there were powerful monsters there, and she planned to try her luck to see if she could use other monsters.
"Where to run?" Everyone's face was sweating. Is Wang Mengmeng crazy?
That direction is the spiritual spring, which is a gathering place for monsters. Can you come back after going there?
but,
Before they had time to think about it, three of the nine-person team still rushed towards the plain, while the others followed Wang Mengmeng and ran over.
"Idiots!" The three people who strayed from the team couldn't help complaining. How could they come back alive after cutting off their retreat and going to Lingquan!
However, before they had time to be happy, one of them was thrown to the ground by the Cerberus behind him, and they had a close contact.
"Ah, help! Help!"
Accompanied by a shocking scream, an unlucky guy died prematurely under the fangs of the monster beast.
How can there be a person with super powers who doesn’t overturn his car?
The other two people did not dare to look back and quickened their pace.
Until they saw dozens of bright red eyes ahead. . .
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