Chapter 314 Writing Is So Annoying!
Chapter 314 Writing Is So Annoying!
"Oh, that's it. It's our fate that we can see each other today. Do you want me to take you around here?" Xuerou suddenly said, putting aside her doubts.
"Then that's great." Wen Ya nodded and agreed happily.
It seems that I can sneak in without using my skills.
"Haha, that's really troublesome for you. My name is Liu Chuan!" Lin Yan said his name without thinking.
"Um, then my name is Wang Mengmeng!" Wen Ya followed suit and said unceremoniously.
"Haha, it feels a bit weird!" Xuerou also smiled, feeling like these two were lying to her!
"Call me Sister Xue!" Xuerou didn't care about so many details, "Come with me, I'll take you in!"
Xuerou came to the door of the first floor and swiped her access card, then passed. Lin Yan and Wen Ya quickly followed.
"Those two people just now seem to be the couple that Lao Zhang mentioned!"
"It shouldn't be. Didn't you see that it was the person Xuerou brought?"
"Maybe!"
"The first floor, this is the place where novels are written! There are many Internet writers here!" Xuerou took Lin Yan to the coding room on the first floor. As soon as he entered the door, he saw hundreds of bald men sitting in vests. Busy in front of the computer desk.
Some people shook their heads and sighed! Some people are ecstatic! Someone is crying and wiping away tears!
"Haha, everyone's state is different. Look at that man, he likes to cry while writing. If he doesn't cry, he will have no inspiration or ideas."
"The third girl on the left has low tears, and she often touches me."
"There is also this guy with a bandage on his head. He had a car accident the day before yesterday. After the surgery, he came here to write a novel. I can't stop him!"
"How great!" Wen Ya was a little moved, "Is this the case that the body is disabled and the mind is strong?"
"How did he get into a car accident?" Lin Yan was a little curious and asked. Seeing that the buddy was seriously injured, why did he fight so hard.
Can't we wait until the injury heals before writing?
With more than 10,000 yuan a month, why are you working so hard?
"Well, it seems that because of the word number of water, a reader drove her into rear-end collision!" Xuerou thought for a moment and said.
"..." Wen Ya glanced at Lin Yan, as if she could understand why Lin Yan was so angry.
I always like to put off updates, and my word count is very low, and I even stopped updating for more than a month. If this were to be done to others, they would definitely die!
Suddenly I feel that writing novels is not fun!
It's more comfortable to lie down.
"Well, that's not surprising!" Lin Yan nodded, understanding the reader's approach very well. For example, he had wanted to send a razor blade to the "little white rabbit who doesn't know how to smell" more than once. If the update is interrupted, then you have to give him the motivation to move forward!
"Isn't it strange?" Wen Ya trembled, while Xuerou looked at Lin Yan with eyes that looked at the prisoner.
This is not a punishment!
"Lin Yan, please don't do it. It's very hard for the author to code. He often cramps his hands while typing, and his hair will fall out." Seeing Lin Yan's fierce eyes, Wen Ya subconsciously advised.
He's good, I'm good, everyone is good, violence, da baa!
"Bao, why are you so skilled? It sounds like you are very familiar with the profession of author. Haha, you are not still an author, are you?" Lin Yan touched Wen Ya's head and joked.
"...No, no, don't talk nonsense! It's not me, I don't have it. I really have no interest in novels at all. Don't think about it. Writing or something like that is too boring!"
Wen Ya's heart was pounding, fearing that Lin Yan would know that she was the dog author he had been looking for and spank her.
"Uh!" Lin Yan darkened his eyes. Why did this girl give him such an unwarranted feeling? She always felt like she was lying. What was she hiding?
Could it be. . . ?
"Come on, let's continue wandering around, and I'll introduce you to you!" Xuerou clapped her hands and successfully brought Lin Yan back from his thoughts.
"good!"
"Xue Rou, why are you here? Come here quickly, a lot of work has not been done yet!" At this time, a male voice came from not far away, the voice was a little urgent, with a hint of sullenness.
This voice... Lin Yan instantly remembered the little guy he was talking to. The voice couldn't be said to be completely similar, it could only be said to be exactly the same. Judging from the foul-mouthed conversation, it should be the same person.
"Supervisor, it seems I have a day off today!" Xuerou explained to the man reluctantly.
"Rest? Why do young people sleep? Are you promising? Now that you are here, work hard for me, otherwise your salary will be deducted!" The man was very dissatisfied with Xuerou responding to him in front of so many people, and directly launched a threat to Dafa .
"If you don't work, how can the boss replace you with a Mercedes-Benz and Land Rover? Oh no, I will provide you with better facilities and working environment; if you don't work, how can I wash my feet at night? Oh no, go to the foot-washing city to discuss information with clients!" ..."
"Yeah!" Lin Yan nodded, and felt that it made sense. It seemed that he was too kind to the young ladies under his control. He had to let them learn to be grateful and go to the foot-washing city after finishing their work during the day. hold office.
"Lin Yan, why are you nodding!"
Wen Ya shook Lin Yan's arm, "Don't listen to him. Doing this is against labor law and you will go to jail!" Seeing that Lin Yan was not doing anything, Wen Ya explained loudly.
Jail? Lin Yan suddenly woke up.
If he goes in, he will probably be imprisoned. There is no way, there are too many lolita around, and he can't even drive them away!
"Are you...?" The supervisor looked at Wen Ya and was instantly stunned. Who is this girl? Her career is many times deeper than Xuerou's.
"I, I am sister Xuerou's friend!" Wen Ya explained.
It turns out to be the author working for Xuerou!
The supervisor nodded, indicating that he understood the ins and outs of the matter.
"Ahem, beautiful lady, let me meet you. My name is Yang Ju!" Manager Yang Ju stretched out his left hand and said with a gentlemanly expression.
"Ah..." Wen Ya was a little at a loss. This person's attitude changed so quickly!
And this name is so weird!
The evaluation is: Not like a good person!
"Hey, Director Yang, Wang Mengmeng is my friend, put away your bad thoughts!" Xuerou could tell Yang Ju's thoughts at a glance. This is because she is interested in Wen Ya again!
He is indeed a scumbag!
Before, when I joined the company, this bastard kept hinting to me that he wanted me to be his mistress. If I didn't want to, he kept suppressing me and belittled me by outsiders.
If it wasn't for work, she would have stuffed her feet into his mouth.
A man who has a wife and still wants to flirt with women is a bitch!
"Hello, my name is Lin Da. I have a good figure!" Lin Yan stepped forward, took Yang Ju's left hand, and then naturally hooked up with the supervisor.
"You... let me go!" Yang Ju had never seen such a pervert. A man actually shook hands with him. Isn't it disgusting?
He wanted to shake off Lin Yan's hand, but unfortunately Lin Yan's palm was like a pliers, sucking tightly into his hand.
However, as soon as he raised his head, he saw Lin Yan's mean smile, and his heart skipped a beat as he thought of something.
"Yang Sang, the chrysanthemums in my hometown are blooming, why don't you come back and take a look?"
Yang Ju subconsciously tightened his buttocks and struggled desperately. Unfortunately, in front of Lin Yan, his strength was like that of a child, unable to move at all.
"Come on, come on, haha..." Yang Jugang wanted to call, but suddenly burst into laughter.
"Director Yang, what's wrong?"
Someone who knew Yang Ju noticed something unusual and quickly came over to ask about the situation.
"It's okay, it's okay. Director Yang and I are good friends. We haven't seen each other for a long time, right, Director Yang, smile!"
"Hahaha!" Yang Ju wanted to defend himself, but for some reason, he couldn't speak and started laughing.
"Go back to work, or your wages will be deducted!" Lin Yan patted Yang Ju on the shoulder and said seriously.
"Let's go!" The others nodded and said obediently.
Who doesn't know that Supervisor Yang Ju is a devil, very difficult to deal with, he likes to find faults and find various reasons to deduct people's wages.
Therefore, when everyone heard that their wages would be deducted, they left decisively.
Damn, why are you leaving? I’ve never seen you so obedient!
Damn it, when I get better, I'll all be fined!
If I don’t make you kneel down and beg for mercy, I won’t call you Yang Ju!
"Well, Wen, Mengmeng, you hang around with this sister for a while. This eldest brother and I have some men's topics, which are relatively private. After we finish talking, I'll come back to you!"
"Is that so?" Wen Ya nodded. It turned out that Lin Yan knew this person. As expected of Lin Yan, he could get along well anywhere.
Unlike myself, I have so few friends when I go out.
"Haha!" Yang Ju looked at Xuerou with pleading eyes and gestured frantically,
Sister, I was wrong, I was really wrong!
"Alas!" Xuerou naturally saw what Director Yang was thinking, but what does it have to do with me?
"Mengmeng, let's go somewhere else!"
"good!"
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"Where is your office? Take me there!" Lin Yan asked, holding Yang Ju's body.
Yang Ju shook his head violently, how could he take this person to his office!
Boy, just wait and see, if you dare to mess with me, you will reap the rewards!
"Brother, you don't want to be caught peeking in the women's restroom, right? Then be obedient!" Lin Yan said with a smile as he continued to do his job.
"Peeping?" Yang Ju's mind twitched, what is this called? The tide has turned and it has turned on me?
I have indeed done this peeping thing a lot, and I have never been caught openly. I also often use various reasons to intimidate various female colleagues into obedience.
But according to what this guy meant, he wanted to. . .
No, I absolutely cannot be fired!
"Yeah!" Yang Ju pointed at the elevator with his mouth closed, choosing to compromise.
Lin Yan took Yang Ju into the elevator and met several people who knew Yang Ju. However, when they saw Yang Ju, their faces became grim and they pretended to have expressions that I didn't see.
Bastard, take a look!
Yang Ju felt a little broken in his heart. He would have to fire them later. No one would have a better time!
Yang Ju’s office,
"Ten thousand poisonous grass, detoxify!" Lin Yan thought, and Yang Ju recovered.
"I'm telling you, let me go now, or you'll get the good news!" Yang Ju found out that he could speak. He stood up immediately and pointed at Lin Yan. Obviously, he felt that he could do it again and froze.
"Good fruit?" Lin Yan smiled. He had heard this sentence so many times that his ears were almost calloused.
Lin Yan silently took out his brick from his back, and the golden light shone on Yang Ju's face, causing his expression to change drastically.
"I came to you today because of a personal grudge!" Lin Yan said lightly.
After Yang Ju saw the brick in Lin Yan's hand, his eyes immediately became clear, "Brother, I don't know you. I have an elder and a younger one, so you have to hold on tight!"
If such a big brick hits the head, wouldn't even Jesus have to open it directly?
It hurts just thinking about it!
"Bang!" Lin Yan went up and gave him a big mouth, which made Yang Ju's eyes flash with stars and couldn't find him: "You don't know me, it's enough for me to know you!"
"Ugh!" Yang Ju begged for mercy: "Are you Zhenzhen's husband? Brother, it was she who seduced me first!"
"No!" Lin Yan shook his head in denial.
I didn’t expect this guy in front of me to have such abilities, he’s so awesome!
"Then you are Ami's boyfriend. She kissed me first and I couldn't hold it back!"
"No!"
"..."
"Then you are the husband of the cleaning aunt?" Yang Ju suddenly had an idea and said.
"..." What a good guy, Lin Yan called him a good guy in his heart. Even the cleaning lady didn't escape his vicious hands.
"Then you are the security guard's girlfriend?"
This person is over 20 years old. How can he be the King of the Sea? He is obviously the God of the Sea. What a scumbag!
"No!" Lin Yan sighed, took out his mobile phone, and took out the recording of Yang Ju's bad mouth.
Although I was the one who scolded Tomato this morning, he was just complaining, and his tone was not that extreme. At most, he just wanted to investigate someone and make a complaint.
Who would have known that this guy would start off with bad-mouthed attacks and sharp words. Fortunately, Wen Ya didn't answer the phone, otherwise he would have been so angry that he wouldn't be able to eat for three days.
"This..." Yang Ju was silent. He didn't expect that one day he would be beaten because he was having sex on the phone. This time he met a ruthless person!
"Pah!" Lin Yan slapped him again without mercy in order to look good.
Seeing that Yang Ju didn't understand, Lin Yan said: "Symmetry!"
Of course there is a price to pay for having bad breath.
"I'll pay the treatment fee later. It's not much, one hundred thousand yuan."
"Brother, what's the medical fee?" Yang Ju felt a little confused. He beat himself before he could ask for the medical fee. This guy actually asked for the medical fee directly from him.
Are there still laws? Are there still royal laws?
"It's for treatment and personality modification!" Lin Yan shook the brick in his hand and said calmly.
"It makes sense, I'll give it!" Yang Ju looked at Lin Yan's move of bricks and said sincerely.
Don't let me get the chance, otherwise I'll shoot your head off!
"Look at your performance! Check the author's ID for me, the little white rabbit who doesn't know how to be really sweet, his information!" Lin Yan nodded with satisfaction and continued.
"Brother, no, doing this is an invasion of other people's privacy and an illegal act. I can't do it!" Yang Ju refused in every possible way.
"Illegal?" Lin Yan seemed to have heard a funny joke and laughed, "You have so many lovers and more than 20 people, and now you actually tell me that you are afraid of breaking the law?"
"Well, it seems to make sense!" Yang Ju also fell silent. This reason doesn't seem to work!
"Look for it quickly. If you can't find it," Lin Yan saw the two big iron balls on the table. He picked them up and played with them carelessly in his hands. He exerted a slight force and the iron balls were twisted.
"I'll do it, I'll do it!" Yang Ju obeyed on the surface, but he was still disapproving in his heart, as if no one had seen supernatural powers these days.
He still has a few C-level superpowers under his control. When they come over, this bastard will die.
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