Chapter 289 The Second Monument Is Half Price!
Chapter 289 The Second Monument Is Half Price!
"Tear off his treasures and throw them out!" Lin Yan pointed at this S-class elite who liked to stand up for others and waved his hand.
"Master, he is S-class, you just throw him away?" The ghost is a little confused. This is an S-class after all. It would be great to subdue him!
"No, it's too stupid. Fools are contagious. Besides, if I take off his equipment and send it back to him, he will definitely seek revenge from me. When the time comes, hehe, more equipment will fall into the trap. Lin Yan said it was harmless, just a dumb guy.
"S-level, how about I take him back and let Sister Hua Qing train and train him? He can also be a labor force in farming in the northwest!"
"Let it go, I have my own plan!"
Lin Yan stopped talking. He was still wondering in his mind which god this guy was talking about. The enemy was in the dark and he was in the open. He was now afraid of himself. If this guy suddenly defeated him and tried to launch a sneak attack, he would be caught off guard. , that’s a bit sad.
You have to plan ahead!
"Ghost, go and tie him up, oh no, go and invite some young talents from hidden families or sects, I have something to do with them!"
"It's the master!" Gui Mei nodded and walked out carrying Hun Xiu, who slept like a dead pig.
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At night, the moon is as black as ink, and the remaining stars are dotted in the brilliant Milky Way. Everything is so beautiful.
Suddenly, the entire Blue Star ocean fluctuated rapidly, creating thousands of waves.
"what's the situation?"
"What's up?"
"Oh, fuck!"
"*** (unknown language)"
That night, all the Blue Star people felt the violent vibrations of the earth, as if they were crying or mourning.
Lin Tianci held the bottle in his mouth and felt a terrifying aura. He blinked slightly and saw that his sister was still sleeping soundly. He was immediately relieved and fell asleep again.
Lin Yan also woke up from his sleep, rubbed his eyes, silently looked at Wen Ya who took away the quilt and rolled it into a rice dumpling, put on his clothes and walked out of the room.
"What happened?" Lin Yan felt like his eyelids were twitching all the time.
It's like eating a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork without fish, which makes you feel very unhappy.
At this moment, a green wicker poked Lin Yan gently, and a light female voice came from Lin Yan's mind: "Don't worry!"
Is this a willow tree? So humane?
"Hey, Lin Yan, you're not asleep either!" Ye Chen sat on the high wall of the villa and talked to Lin Yan.
"I'm going to bed!" Lin Yan waved his hand, interrupted the conversation and walked into the house.
"..."
Ye Chen jumped in front of Lin Yan and said somewhat depressedly: "Do you have a problem with me?"
"No!" Lin Yan shook his head and said calmly, "I just got up to go to the toilet."
"Did you feel the shock just now?" Ye Chen said like a fighting madman, "There won't be any powerful guy, right?"
"Who knows?" Lin Yan said, "If nothing happens, I'll go to sleep!"
"Wait!" Ye Chen looked serious, as if he had something important to do.
"What's the matter?" Lin Yan was a little impatient. How could this guy be such a mother-in-law?
Is there anything you can't say all at once?
"Let me take that girl out to play tomorrow!"
"Nono?"
"Lin Ya!"
"Get lost!" After Lin Yan said this, he walked into the house and slammed the door tightly.
"Stingy!" Ye Chen turned his head and looked at the willow tree in front of Lin Yan's house, his eyes filled with shock again.
It seems like it grows a bit fast!
What kind of tree is this?
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The next morning, Wen Ya slowly opened her eyes, glanced to the side, and found that Lin Yan was looking directly at her, like a pervert.
Suddenly, Wen Ya's face quickly turned red again, from her neck to her beautiful face in just one second.
"Why don't you sleep a little longer?" Wen Ya said proactively with a blushing face.
"Okay!" Lin Yan understood instantly and silently turned on the night light.
Night light, as the name suggests, turns on the light and the whole room becomes dark, which is very suitable for doing some meaningful things.
…
At Teito University, Zhao Gang was talking to students about final exams and holidays.
"Students, let me tell you something, I..."
At this moment, Lin Yan and Wen Ya walked in from the back door.
Lao Zhao silently looked at his study committee member, and then at the "top student" who was absent from class so much that his scalp was numb. Then he gritted his teeth and said, "We will have the final exam soon. After the exam, you will be able to on vacation!"
"Teacher, are you unhappy?" Why did you look like I owe you money when you told me this news?
"No, I'm very happy!" Lao Zhao grimaced and clenched his back molars. The two people behind him walked in and came out again.
This is an insult, an insult to his career!
The most important thing is that he can only watch and cannot say anything.
The good news is that there is a big boss in my class.
The bad news is that there is a big boss in his class and he has led his study committee member astray.
These two people were either truant or on their way to truancy.
"Some people, relying on their abilities, openly skip classes. Do they really think they are the principal and can go wherever they want?"
"Teacher Zhao, come out!" Zhang Zhenming, who was talking to Lin Yan, raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard Zhao Gang saying bad things about him, and came to the front door of the class to call Zhao Gang out.
"Fuck!" How could it be such a coincidence?
Lin Yan silently looked at his class teacher. I really don't blame him for this.
He originally wanted to enter the classroom, but was called out by the principal.
After being criticized and educated by the principal, Lao Zhao cried and was completely converted.
"Old Zhao, here, wipe your tears with a wet wipe!" Lin Yan walked up and said that there was only so much he could do.
"Oh, principal, I understand. I will be careful what I say in the future and be a good person!" Lao Zhao wiped his nose and wiped away his tears.
"Okay, you go back to class, Xiaoyan and I have important things to talk about!"
"Okay then!" Zhao Gang looked at Lin Yan and turned around.
Just when Lin Yan thought he had left, Zhao Gang seemed to feel something was wrong the more he thought about it. He turned around, took the wet wipes in Lin Yan's hand, emptied them out, put the package in Lin Yan's hand, and walked away. .
Phew, I feel much better!
"Ah..." Wen Ya opened her mouth wide, stunned by Lao Zhao's operation.
What about being a role model to others? Why do you act like a bandit?
"It's okay. Teacher Zhao is old and wastes some paper when going to the toilet. It's normal!"
"Bang!" Lao Zhao, who was rushing to the classroom, bumped into the door.
"Look, he can't even tell the difference between the toilet and the classroom!"
"Shut up, kid!" Zhao Gang couldn't bear it anymore and was furious.
"Principal, look at him, he's so mean to me!" Lin Yan said, hiding behind the principal while having a cup of tea.
"Hey, come with me!" Zhang Zhenming looked at Lin Yan and said leisurely.
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Principal's office
Zhang Zhenming walked to a high cabinet, touched inside, took out a bag of tea leaves, pinched a few pieces and put them into the tea set, then made a pot of tea, poured three cups of fragrant tea and put them on Lin Yan's table. In front of Wen Ya.
"Xiaoyan, try it?"
"Suck it!" Lin Yan smacked his lips, "Well, good tea, it tastes just like green tea, not bad!"
Hearing this, Zhang Zhenming frowned, green tea?
Can these two be compared?
It seems that this guy doesn’t understand tea ceremony!
"Suck it!" Wen Ya carefully picked up the tea cup and took a sip.
"This tea is indeed good, the best enlightenment tea!" Wen Ya praised it profusely.
"You know?" Zhang Zhenming looked at Wen Ya with burning eyes, his expression full of surprise.
"My grandpa let me drink it before! It tastes like this!" Wen Ya scratched her head and said modestly.
"Who is your grandfather?"
"He is a ronin. He went out when I was very young. There is no news yet." Wen Ya spread her hands and explained.
"It's a pity, otherwise, I would definitely discuss it with him!"
"Enlightenment tea?" Lin Yan felt himself, but felt nothing. What kind of enlightenment was this?
"You won't feel anything directly after drinking it. It will be of great help to you when you practice in the future."
"I called you here today to tell you, be careful of those from the Hidden World Family and Hidden World Sect! According to my intelligence, these guys are brewing a huge disturbance." Zhang Zhenming said with a headache.
He is self-righteous and unable to negotiate.
Strong and uncontrollable.
This caused a great headache for the Chinese government.
"Why did you tell me?" Lin Yan said.
"I can't tell you anything else, but their ultimate goal is you, so take care of yourself!"
Zhang Zhenming patted Lin Yan's shoulder and said with a wry smile.
"Drink the tea and let's go!"
"Okay!" Lin Yan nodded and quickly walked away with the remaining tea bags.
"Hey, you kid, leave the tea leaves for me!" Zhang Zhenming turned around and looked a little stunned.
The tea bag he put on the table was gone. It was ten years old!
"Wen Ya, let's go!" Lin Yan pulled Wen Ya and urged him hastily.
"Lin Yan, aren't we doing this well?"
"He asked us to finish the drink. It's not good to refuse him!"
"But.."
"Go back and make some for Xiaoya and Tianci to drink!" Lin Yan suggested.
"This is a good plan!" Wen Ya took a deep breath and decisively joined Lin Yan's pirate ship.
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Next to Youth Pharmacy,
In a store with the name "Palace of Rebirth" written on it, Lu Chu was wearing a mask, looking like an old man downstairs, sitting on a wooden bench with his legs crossed and a leisurely look on his face.
On the left is a hanging pot to save the world, and on the right is a hanging pot to bring the dead back to life.
"Come on, come on, go to Shengtang to open a store with a big offer, buy one, get one free, the second monument is half price!" Lu Chu looked at the crowded queue at the youth drugstore next to him, frantically soliciting business.
Today is his first time to open a store and do business. In his fantasy, countless people beg him to resurrect them, and then he looks like a boss and can easily control them: "I only save those who are destined!"
Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
Reality gave Lu Chu a hard slap in the face. He opened his own shop for two hours, but no one wanted to come and see him.
Unfortunately for him, he begged Lin Yan to lend him the store next door to Youth Drug Store, but he didn't know that there was no business at all.
what should I do?
If you want to become stronger, you can only resurrect others, and they must be good people.
Go to the hospital, it's easy to get beaten.
Open a shop, there is no business at all.
"Are you selling coffins here?" At this time, a middle-aged man came to Lu Chu and asked.
"Selling coffins?" Lu Chu shook his head.
He doesn't bury people, and he doesn't work in the funeral industry.
The reason why a coffin is placed in front of the store is because it is easier to attract customers.
When a family member dies and sees his coffin, he will definitely come and ask about it.
"Shabi! If you don't sell it, where can you put it in the coffin?" The man's already heavy mood was irritated by Lu Chu. He ran for most of the imperial capital without finding it. When he heard an acquaintance say that a rebirth hall had been opened here, he coming.
Who knew he was selling dog meat with a sheep's head!
Waste your time!
"Wait, someone died in your family? Is it your mother, your father, or both? The second monument here is half price!" Although Lu Chu was scolded, he was not angry.
It’s definitely difficult in the early stages of starting a business, you know it!
"Pfft!" When the man heard Lu Chu's words, he had a brain hemorrhage and was so angry that his head was smoking.
Damn it, why does this guy have such a poisonous mouth?
I really want to tear his mouth apart.
but,
"You are right. My parents are both dead. How about you take pity on me and sell me the coffin?" Zhang San gritted his teeth and said.
Although this person has a bit of a venomous mouth, he naturally has to show his attitude when asking for help.
Cremation and burial at sea are popular these days. My parents have repeatedly urged me to leave them a whole body, as they urgently need a coffin.
"Really, that's great!" Lu Chu was a little excited and said with stagnant breathing.
? ? ?
good? What a bully!
Without turning his head, Zhang San glared at Lu Chu and grabbed the vase on the table.
"Wait a minute, this vase is not mine, it's from Youth Drug Store, it's worth a million dollars each, it's an antique!" Lu Chu reminded.
"Fuck!" The man put the vase down without smashing it down after all.
Then he spotted Lu Chu's chair and planned to kick it into pieces.
"Wait a minute, this chair is also an antique, you can't afford to pay for it!"
"Fuck!" Zhang San looked around and realized that he really couldn't do anything about this guy.
What should I do? I can’t help but vent my anger!
"There is a ball there. If it doesn't work..." Lu Chu pointed to the black basketball in front of him.
Zhang San's eyes lit up, he exerted all his strength and kicked.
"I forgot to tell you, that ball is made of Shenyang Steel. Although it is small, it is dense and heavy!" Lu Chuma said afterward.
"Fuck, you're going to kill me!" Zhang San cried bitterly, covering his feet. With this kick, he was considered useless.
The toe is probably comminuted!
Why am I so miserable, ugh.
My parents were gone, and I was still being teased and teased by others.
The more Zhang San thought about it, the angrier he became, and he suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and died on the spot.
"Ah this..." Lu Chu blinked. The world is so beautiful, why can this person be so hard to think about it?
I took a breath and found that I was out of breath.
"Sarilang, Sarilang!" After watching the whole process, many customers at the youth drugstore party felt a little brave and shouted at the top of their lungs despite the excitement.
All of a sudden, it exploded.
In just a few minutes, Lu Chu was surrounded, and everyone was pointing and pointing like they were watching monkeys.
"You killed him, murderer!"
"I'm so pitiful, and you tortured me repeatedly. I just saw it!"
"Azu, please surrender, there are people outside!"
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