Chapter 284 Fresh Pig Intestines!
Chapter 284 Fresh Pig Intestines!
Right, right!
Wen Ya was a little excited and said that I knew this question and that dream was not a lie to me!
"In the secret realm of the Imperial Capital, we encountered a large number of powerful monsters, including C-level, B-level, and A-level monsters. Then we were captured by the monsters."
Yes, yes, Wen Ya nodded excitedly.
Lin Aiqian glanced at Wen Ya silently, what's going on with this little girl? Something happened to her, why was she so excited?
"Ahem!" Lin Aiqian tightened his facial expression and continued: "By the time your mother and I woke up, more than ten years had passed."
As soon as I came out, so much time passed and I was almost confused.
The most important thing is that I have no memory of these more than ten years.
"After we left the secret realm of the Imperial Capital, we quickly returned to Suzuli City and lived here for a week. During this period, we have been collecting information about you!" Lin Aiqian silently lit a cigarette and put it to his lips.
As soon as he lit it with a lighter, Lin Yan snuffed it out manually.
? ? ?
Lin Aiqian looked at Lin Yan, a little confused.
"Ahem, Lin Ya is allergic to smoke and cannot smell this smell!" Lin Yan said lightly.
Lin Aiqian showed an expression of sudden realization, and an unclear smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. It seemed that he was happy about Lin Yan's growth, or he liked his granddaughter, "That's it, kid, he can take care of the family!"
Have you slept in a secret place for more than ten years? Lin Yan thought about his father's words in his heart.
Now he will be resurrected after death, just like Lu Chu's superpower, he can resurrect others.
Could it be that he died and was resurrected?
And Wen Ya said that in her dream, her parents said she was no longer herself?
The possibility of being possessed by someone is not impossible, but the real body was released in a short period of time.
You have to continue to observe and observe, you can’t relax!
"Wen Ya, my son didn't bully you, right?" Liu Amy looked at Wen Ya and the two little ones with satisfaction, and regarded her as one of her own without even thinking about it.
"Bullying?" Wen Ya understood immediately and thought of other aspects.
Lin Yan didn't bully her. He beat her so fiercely at night that it made the flowers bloom like rain.
Let's just say Lin Yan bullied him. Since confirming the relationship, he has never criticized him, and there has been no verbal conflict!
Overall, quite satisfied.
"No!" Wen Ya said in a low voice with a slightly red face.
"That's good!" Liu Aimei said to Wen Ya earnestly: "Even if not, I will help you watch him in the future, and the three of us will beat him up together!"
"Yes, that's what my wife said! Beat him!" Lin Aiqian also echoed, looking at Lin Yan with a cynical smile on his face.
"Ah..." Wen Ya almost choked and burst into laughter.
She suddenly felt that Lin Yan looked like Lin Aiqian! As expected of a father and son?
He has a very good attitude towards his family, especially his lover!
However, Lin Yan was a bit unruly, but this uncle seemed to be a serious person.
Immediately, Wen Ya was extremely fond of Lin Yan's parents!
"System, did you see it?" Lin Yan came to the kitchen and asked the system while cooking.
【that. . like. . There's really nothing wrong with it! or. . . 】The system is also a little unsure and very uncertain.
[Ding dong! Reward host recipe, real pig intestines! 】
[True Pig Intestines: A super recipe to test whether others are lying! 】
"Is this really okay? Just give it to me like this?" Lin Yan couldn't help rubbing his little hands and said flattered.
The system is so kind!
【You're welcome, you're welcome】
Phew, it was finally sent out to the tenth generation host, but no one wanted it. Today this large intestine is back in the world.
[Ding dong, I will give the host fresh pig intestines as an extra gift. They are all useless, so the host keeps them! 】
"Okay!" Lin Yan started cooking this extremely delicious dish based on the recipe in his mind.
ten minutes later,
Lin Miaomiao walked into the kitchen with her mouth covered, "Brother, what are you doing in the kitchen? Are you cooking shit? Is it so smelly?"
Facing his sister's accusation, Lin Yan also realized the seriousness of the matter. After five minutes, his nose had already stopped working and he couldn't take care of himself due to the smell. This dish was too smelly.
"Wait a minute, I'm almost done, and I'll serve it to you later!" Let's treat a dead horse like a living horse. You have already suffered, so you can't waste it!
"Brother, do you really want to eat? Are you going to give it to us?" Lin Miaomiao was a little suspicious, whether Lin Yan's brain was acting funny.
Will you vomit to death after eating this?
Seeing her disgusted look, Lin Yan was helpless and had no choice but to do some ideological work for his sister: "This thing smells bad and tastes delicious. I added a lot of good things, and I'm making up for it! Ugh!"
"Okay then, ugh!" Lin Miaomiao walked out of the kitchen, ran to her bedroom, took out a pink fragrant pill, and crushed it in the hall.
This is made from ten kinds of spiritual herbs with a strong fragrance. It has no other function than incense. It can remove odor by converting it into fragrance.
"Phew, saved!"
Although it has improved a lot, there is still a bit of a stinky smell lingering in the whole house, permeating from the kitchen!
"Hey, my family is unfortunate!" Lin Aiqian pinched her nose and couldn't help but shook her head.
If his wife hadn't stopped him and prevented him from spoiling his joy, he would have definitely taken out his seven wolves and beat Lin Yan.
Enthusiasm is enthusiasm, everyone can understand it, but if you cook like this, will you be able to eat pancakes?
"Wen Ya, Lin Yan often cooks for you at home?" Amy Liu looked at Wen Ya with a hint of bitterness on her face.
"Well, it's just not as extreme as today. It didn't stink so bad before!"
After a while, Lin Yan brought out the heartfelt pig intestines that made him miserable in the kitchen, and then took the lead in attacking his parents: "Mom and Dad, this is the delicacy I carefully prepared for you. We are a family. You You know how to eat it!"
Test sincerity, don’t shiver, vomit!
"Did you eat it yourself?" Lin Aiqian picked at it with chopsticks and couldn't help frowning.
Faced with his father's question, Lin Yan said without blushing and out of breath, "I tasted a piece!"
"how do you feel?"
“It tastes extremely delicious, and it’s just delivered to you!”
"Did you keep part of the flavor of the intestines and remove the fishy smell when cooking?" Lin Aiqian pointed to the food show on TV, which also made large intestines.
"I washed it very clean!" Lin Yan replied.
This sentence is true. I washed it ten times. It was fine when I washed it, but it tasted like this when it was made into a dish. It is probably the effect of special cooking.
After confirming that there was no safety risk, Lin Aiqian picked up a fork and poked part of it, looked at it carefully for a long time, and then swallowed it.
Gulu!
Wen Ya pinched her nose, she had already guessed her uncle's ending.
Lin Aiqian put down his chopsticks, looking a little surprised, then chewed slowly again, and said with endless aftertaste: "It tastes really good!"
"I don't believe it!" Lin Miaomiao pinched her nose, picked up a piece, put it in her mouth, and tasted it with disgust. The next second, her attitude changed 180 degrees: "I'll go, it's really good!"
"Dad, I want to eat too!" Lin Ya climbed up Lin Yan's pants and pointed at the food on the table, very interested.
Helpless, Lin Yan broke it into pieces for her and fed her bit by bit.
Lin Tianci's eyes showed a hint of envy, but in the next moment, he regained his composure!
Humph, even if I, Lin Tianci, starve to death, I will not take a bite of your food even if I die outside!
After feeding Lin Ya, Lin Yan found that there was still some food left, and then he thought of his son.
"Be good, eat. When you're full, you might be able to speak! Learn more from your sister!" Lin Yan looked at his eldest son with some disgust.
It’s been almost a month, and I still can’t speak. I’m so stupid. I will definitely be a gnaw on old age in the future!
Even to eat, you have to feed yourself!
Well, it’s not impossible to take a bite!
Lin Tianci lowered his bottom line, tasted a few, and was instantly conquered by the strong taste impact. The taste was indeed good.
Can you please have some more?
"Oh, it seems gone!" Lin Yan put his son down and said, "Let's go play!"
He changed his hands and picked up his daughter, "Dad, I want more!"
"Be good, I'll do it for you when I get back!"
What a double standard!
However, my sister is really cute.
At this time, Lin Aiqian and Liu Aimei had eaten Lin Yan's delicacies, but there was no obvious reaction.
[Host, ask them questions! 】
Does it turn out to be solved by asking questions?
Lin Yan couldn't help but murmur in his heart. It was definitely not possible to directly ask the key points, so he could only take a detour from the side and use a trail to outflank him!
Old father, take over!
"Father, how many girls have you seen taking a bath?" Lin Yan asked without hesitation.
It's definitely not out of curiosity, I'm asking about my father's strange habits, it's just to make sure there's no reward for today's efforts, so as to get some reliable information.
"103!" Lin Aiqian replied subconsciously.
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, the person was a little confused, "Hey, what a fool, are you kidding me?"
"You guy, you said you've seen that girl taking a bath, so tell me the truth!" Amy Liu squeezed the spoon in her hand out of shape, stood up, and grabbed her husband's ears with murderous intent.
"Bao, you have forgotten that 103 is the anniversary of the first time we met! October 3rd, when I was 6 years old and you were 6 years old, I met you at the best age!" Lin Aiqian shook his head. Shaking his head, the desire to live is immediately filled up, and he opens his mouth to come.
"Hey, we are an old married couple, and yet they are so romantic, and the children are here!" Liu Aimei seemed to like this, and she liked this kind of father Lin so much that she immediately covered her face with her hands, acting as obediently as a dog. White Rabbit.
"Ah,..." Wen Ya swallowed silently, feeling that this scene seemed familiar.
I didn't think so much about it before, but now I look at Lin Yan's parents' relationship from the perspective of a bystander, and I always feel like I see my own shadow.
Illusion, this must be an illusion!
"Please listen to the question. What's the name of the first person you like?" Lin Yan once again asked the question from his soul. If he didn't answer this question well, he might have to give up and send his father away directly.
"Liu... Xuelan!" Lin's father was about to say his wife's name, but his mind was instantly blocked and he said someone else's name without hesitation.
It’s over! Sweat broke out on Father Lin's head, feeling that things were a little tricky.
"So you know everything!" Liu Aimei held her oval face and said narcissistically: "My nickname is Xuelan, and I fell in love with you the first time!"
Is this fucking okay?
Lin Yan's eyes widened immediately. It seemed that his father not only liked to play high-end games, but also loved to play rooftop games. God was on his side!
Phew, what a false alarm!
Lin Aiqian breathed a sigh of relief, almost feeling cold.
"Excuse me..." Just when Lin Yan was about to pursue the victory and continue to ask questions, Lin's father decisively blocked Lin Yan's mouth.
"You kid, don't talk nonsense!"
Father Lin, who has been with the Lin family for more than 20 years, immediately understood the situation. He was probably being tricked by this kid!
It’s that plate of pig intestines!
This kid still doesn’t believe in himself!
[Host, he should be fine, he is indeed your father! 】The system suddenly spoke.
"Okay, I get it!"
"Look at you, why are you so impatient?" Lin Yan silently pulled away his father's arm and leaned on the sofa, "There is an old Chinese saying, if you go out to fool around, you will have to pay back sooner or later!"
Don’t do bad things, don’t be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door.
In a sense, this is his question, and there is nothing wrong with asking it yourself!
"Hey, where's my belt!" Father Lin became angrier as he thought about it and pulled out his own belt.
"If you want to fight, come on!" Lin Yan was also unambiguous, just in time to further confirm his father's true identity.
"boom!"
"Boom!"
"Dragon Grip!"
"Monkey steals peach!"
Neither of them was allowed to sleep and they started fighting fiercely.
Intense, but not completely intense.
Both of them are high-level superpowers. If they really use their full strength, this house won't be enough to demolish!
So I didn’t use super powers to fight much.
"Stop fighting, don't fight anymore!" Wen Ya saw that the two of them were not giving in to each other. One moment Lin Yan was on top, and the other moment Lin's father was on top. The battle was very fierce. In order to prevent the situation from further escalating, she had no choice but to break up the fight frantically.
"Hit him, hit him well, hubby, poke him in the buttocks!" Mother Lin shouted excitedly from the side, showing very little martial ethics.
Ah, this, Wen Ya was stunned immediately, this. . How dare you say it!
One is my son and the other is my husband. I chose so quickly and without any hesitation!
"Lin Yan, if you win, I'll show you the black silk stockings!" Wen Ya also used a self-explosion technique to support Lin Yan.
"Come on, Dad! Come on Grandpa!" Not only was Xiao Linya not afraid, she also sat on the sofa and cheered for the two people on the battlefield.
"Ah this..." Lin Tianci looked at the scene in front of him and couldn't help but smacked his lips.
Why did this fight start?
However,,, there is something strange about my grandfather!
Why is there a man in black robe above his head?
Could it be that others can't see it?
Although Lin Tianci has a high IQ, it is obvious that he cannot understand what is happening in front of him.
But I also want to understand, the whole facial expression is very subtle.
I was so entangled, and then I peed!
The kind of urine that spread far away suddenly hit Lin's father's face. Lin Yan was very alert. He shrank his neck and used his old father to help him block it.
In this case, the two of them will not be able to fight!
"No fight, no fight!" Father Lin wiped his face and frowned. I want to be angry but I can't.
One is his own son, and he can’t beat him.
One is my grandson, he can beat him, but he can't beat him!
It’s only been a month, how can I fight?
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