To become a god, you must first go crazy! Junior sister will take you to crazy

Chapter 211 Is alcohol also a “sperm”?



Chapter 211 Is alcohol also a “sperm”?

Everyone's eyes fell on Zhu Yan's face again.

No matter how thick-skinned he was, he couldn't stand it anymore and whispered to Chu You and Ning Suyan:

"That's indeed the style of the underwear I wore at the Zhu family, but when I left the Zhu family and came to Wuji Mountain, I didn't take anything with me. Who knew the Zhu family was so disgusting!"

He even took out his used underwear and distributed it everywhere!

Zhu Yan was so angry!

It's almost broken into pieces!

Chu You didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He coughed lightly and took a step forward, tilting his head with an innocent look.

"Sister, you said that the baby you're pregnant with was conceived through a one-night stand with my second senior brother.

May I ask, when did you first become affectionate with my Second Senior Brother?

"Seven months ago! The fetus is now exactly seven months old."

As she spoke, the woman proudly puffed out her belly, "That day, under the moon and flowers, Yan Lang and I both drank quite a bit of wine. We were already very much in love, so it was inevitable that we were confused and infatuated, and then..."

The female cultivator didn't say the rest of the words, which instead aroused people's imagination even more.

People around who like to watch the fun have started to make a fuss.

Zhu Yan was so angry that he jumped up and folded his folding fan, pointing the handle at the female cultivator and said:

"You, you, you! Stop talking nonsense!

We did drink under the moonlight, but that was three years ago.

Besides, we only drank a little wine and recited a few poems, and I didn't even touch you!"

The female cultivator burst into tears, "Yan Lang, I know you've always been a playboy, and I don't expect you to be devoted to me, but how can you ignore the baby in my belly? It's your own flesh and blood!"

"stop!"

Ning Suyan interrupted the hesitant crying of the female cultivator decisively, "My Second Junior Brother said, he didn't touch you!"

"My second brother said that he just had a few drinks with you."

Chu You continued, turning to ask Shen Tu Yin, an alchemy practitioner, seriously:

"Is alcohol also a 'sperm'? Can it make people pregnant?"

Everyone, including Shentu Yin, was stunned by Chu You's question.

Then, laughter broke out all around, and Shentu Yin pinched Chu You's tender white cheeks, which were so white that they could be squeezed to make water:

"You!"

"Be serious! I'm asking an authoritative Yuanying stage alchemy practitioner to help us solve our doubts!"

Chu You pretended to be serious and slapped Shentu Yin's fingers away, winking at him with his other eye that no one could see.

When it comes to the level of tacit understanding and the degree of freedom in "playing a double act" with her, Ji Chen is the best. Suddenly, I miss my own little senior brother, the wolf.

Shentu Yin knew what she was thinking, and he was not so relaxed. He followed up on her question and said:

"Alcohol is a drink, so it can't make a woman pregnant."

Chu You pretended to understand, turned to look at the female cultivator, and said seriously:

"Did you hear that?

Just having two glasses of wine together won't make you pregnant!"

The female cultivator: “…”

She really thanks you!

This is common sense known to the entire cultivation world, and she needs to be the one to popularize it to her!

The female student was about to retort, but Chu You had already started to speak again:

"Besides, my second brother said that he had a drink with you three years ago, and he hasn't seen you since.

You've been pregnant for three years and haven't given birth yet, are you pregnant with Nezha?"

A trace of panic flashed across the female cultivator's eyes, and then she became a little angry:

"I already told you that it was seven months ago when I drank with Zhu Yan. He didn't want to admit it, so he naturally said it was three years ago!"

"But my second senior brother has been in seclusion in Wuji Mountain for the past year. There are jade slips with his photos everywhere in our sect. If he had gone out, he would have been photographed."

Chu You pointed at the various jade slips with photos on all sides of the mountain gate. The functions of those things were similar to the surveillance cameras in modern society:

"Besides, none of us disciples of Wuji Mountain have ever seen my Second Senior Brother leave the mountain!"

"That's right! The Zhu family has come to look for our Senior Brother Zhu Yan many times, but he always retreated into seclusion and avoided them!"

"Even when Senior Brother Zhu Yan came out of retreat, he would only pay his respects to the Sect Master and Uncle Ning, and go to Xinjiang Garden to check on Senior Sister Chu You and the others. He would never go towards the mountain gate, nor the back door."

"Senior Brother Zhu Yan hasn't even broken through to the Nascent Soul stage yet, so it's even more impossible for him to separate his spirit and get out. He can't hide it from us!"

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The physical training disciples of Wuji Mountain also spoke up for Zhu Yan.

It was just that the last physical training disciple brought up Zhu Yan's cultivation, which was a bit hurtful.

Seeing more and more loopholes in the matter, the female cultivator became more and more excited:

"You people from Wuji Mountain are always speaking up for your own people!

As for evidence, it can all be forged!

You are relying on the fact that you have been promoted to a first-level sect and your status in the world of cultivation is at its peak. You are deliberately pretending that you want to help victimized female cultivators like us to seek justice from Zhu Yan, but in fact you are whitewashing Zhu Yan!

There are gods above us. You bully others like this, aren't you afraid of being punished by heaven when you go through the thunder tribulation? "

"Girl! You're right!

Today, we are here to whitewash Zhu Yan!"

Chu You's words shocked Zhu Yan, who was standing beside him, and froze. How come Junior Sister's moves were getting wilder and wilder?!

The female cultivator obviously didn't expect Chu You to admit it directly. She was so stunned that she didn't know what she was talking about.

Chu You continued:

"Besides, my Second Senior Brother is innocent to begin with, so how can he be 'whitewashed'?

As for divine punishment, who will bear it is hard to say!"

After a pause, Chu You looked at the belly of the female cultivator:

"Girl, I know it's not easy for you to be pregnant, so I kindly advise you that God is watching you, so please do some good deeds for the child in your belly!

Otherwise, we won’t care about this person anymore!"

After saying that, Chu Yousu waved her hand lightly, and an ordinary-looking male cultivator fell out of thin air. He fell to the ground with a blue face, and it was unknown whether he was dead or alive.

The female cultivator's face turned pale instantly. She ran over without caring about her body, sweating profusely from anxiety.

"Qiu Lang, what's wrong with you? Qiu Lang?

What did you do to my Qiu Lang? "

"Oh? Just now it was 'Yan Lang', and now it's 'Qiu Lang'?" Ning Suyan smiled, a faint pressure released: "If you tell me the truth now, whose child is in your belly, I will consider that your child is still safe and may even spare the life of the child's father.

Otherwise... humph!"

With a final cold snort, Ning Suyan's dragon might appeared, and everyone except the people from Wuji Mountain felt a suffocating oppression.

The face of the female cultivator who was closer became even uglier. Seeing that her "Qiu Lang" was still spitting out blood, she did not care how many crystals she could get. She just kowtowed to Ning Suyan and the others and said:

"Please spare my life, sir! The baby in my belly is definitely not Zhu Yan's, but mine and Qiu Lang's.

Zhu Yan and I only met by chance three years ago and drank two glasses of sake.

Because we couldn't afford the herbs needed to save my husband Qiu Lang, we agreed to let others discredit Zhu Yan.

I have told you everything I know, please have mercy on me, sir!"

"Really?"

Ning Suyan was not soft-hearted. She looked at the live broadcast of the jade slip that Shangguan Ziqian had already opened, and her red lips curled slightly, with a provocative look:

"Tell me, who ordered you to do this?"

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