The Most Random System

Chapter 1052 - 475: Wu Song’s Sister Says Purple Is So Tasteful

"If I look at you one more time..."While humming, the car drove into a relatively spacious area with slightly dense traffic. Lin Li still remembered Lao Da’s instructions to maintain an appropriate speed.

"Can I hit someone... damn." Lin Li frowned slightly and tapped the steering wheel.

Because at this moment, a black sedan that seemed to be modified, with an exceptionally harsh roar, suddenly accelerated from the right lane, almost forcing its way into Lin Li’s lane by squeezing past the front of Lin Li’s car.

Due to the deceleration, Bai Bufan was jerked by the seatbelt because of inertia. After recovering, he frowned and said, "Is that idiot in a hurry to reincarnate?!"

"Seen many Sigma guys, but this is my first time seeing a Sima guy."

Lin Li pressed the horn and cursed after realizing the driver was a man.

Driving is just like that, it’s really hard not to curse at people.

Many people really make you wonder how they got their driver’s license.

But whether it was Lin Li’s horn that stimulated this Sima guy or not, the black sedan in front immediately started to brake repeatedly and without warning, the red brake lights flashing continuously in front of Lin Li’s car.

Lin Li simply reduced speed, neither hurried nor slow, just shook his head helplessly:

"His parents just had to be greedier, couldn’t they have skipped that? Sometimes I really feel like accelerating and hitting him; after all, there’s a dashcam, it’s mainly his fault."

"That’s not necessary," Bai Bufan comforted Lin Li in return, "There’s no need for that, Lin Li, you have to understand the Happiness Avoidance Principle. Don’t get angry with someone whose only living family members are grave robbers under the old graves."

The so-called Happiness Avoidance Principle is the idea that if your family is happy, when you encounter someone outside who provokes you or insults you, you shouldn’t get entangled with them. You should know to avoid and tolerate.

Because the happier one, if they argue with others, bears the greatest loss. You can’t throw away your happiness just to win a temporary upper hand or to show off. To them, they are already very unfortunate, and their cost is the lowest, so they don’t care.

Hearing this, Lin Li smiled. If he really wanted to mess with the other party, he wouldn’t have to crash into them; a poke with the Invisible Sword at their tire would settle it. But after hearing Bai Bufan’s advice, he couldn’t help but glance at Bai Bufan:

"Damn, Bufan, your life is so bitter, and you still learn the Happiness Avoidance Principle from others. Those who are happy avoid people like you because they’re afraid you might suddenly snap, and you’re adopting the Happiness Avoidance Principle. Where exactly is your life happy? But avoiding is indeed your principle, because you only sulk, you’re a coward."

Bai Bufan couldn’t hold it any longer when he heard this: "You damn!"

Quack doctor, littl’ hubby, bad hand cures cases, after this round of "therapy," he felt much worse.

"Come on, Lin Li, hit the gas, let me show you the Unfortunate Aggression Principle today! Charge like a boar! Charge like a boar!"

Having almost been about to snap just now, Bai Bufan raised his clenched fist, ready to explode.

But the car in front did not continue to provoke. Perhaps the previous braking wasn’t intentional but simply to slow down because now he turned a corner and parked neatly in a parking spot by the roadside.

The driver got out casually and walked into the nearby community without provoking Lin Li’s car or doing anything else.

It seems he was just ordinarily uncouth, not reaching the level of a Sima.

No need to puncture the tire or anything, but doing nothing felt a bit lacking.

Lin Li suddenly smiled faintly.

Then he parked the car next to that car.

"Hmm? Lin Li, what are you writing?" Watching as Lin Li suddenly parked and pulled out a piece of paper from the car to start writing, Bai Bufan curiously asked.

Lin Li didn’t explain immediately but waited until he finished writing, then smiled at Bai Bufan: "Just playing a harmless little prank on him."

The content on the note was—

"Sorry, brother, scratched your car. Here’s a drink for you."

Bai Bufan paused for a moment, furrowed his brow, and thought for a long time before finally understanding Lin Li’s plan. He also started to smile mischievously ⌓‿⌓.

"Damn, that’s so sly, isn’t it?"

Then Bai Bufan, full of enthusiasm, suggested, "Hey, Lin Li, do you have a red envelope? Instead of offering him a drink, let’s add a red envelope to the note saying compensation is 200, but the red envelope is empty. He’ll think someone took the money!"

Lin Li: "⌓‿⌓"

...

After dinner, the man patted his belly and, while flossing his teeth, walked to his car.

His brow furrowed suddenly. Why is there a note on his car’s windshield?

Isn’t this a public parking spot? Where did the ticket come from?

The man’s mood soured instantly, and he hurried forward.

"Sorry, brother, scratched your car. I touched it up with a black marker, but still felt I should compensate you 200; the red envelope is under the note."

Man: "?"

Good news, it’s not a ticket.

Bad news, it seems worse than a ticket!

Damn it!

I’ve only had this car for a few months!

Not even bothering with the compensation, the man urgently began inspecting his car.

Where is it?

Where is it?

Where did it get scratched!!?

Damn! Fixing the scratch with a black marker is ruthless!

How the hell do you find that!!?

But the man ultimately breathed a sigh of relief, at least proving the scratch wasn’t very noticeable, as it could be "fixed" this way.

No wonder the compensation was only 200.

He sighed, planning to go home and check carefully after his next car wash to see where exactly the scratch was, and decided to take the red envelope first.

He took the note.

Indeed, there was a red envelope underneath.

Empty.

"..."

Man: "?"

Where’s the money?

Where’s the money?

Where did my money go???

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At the beginning of the month, begging for monthly votes.