The Most Random System

Chapter 1049 - 474: He’s Fully Liable, What Are You Afraid Of?

Father Bai: "?"Before the belt with its whistling sound hit the ground, Bai Bufan had already opened the door and ran out.

He jogged to the entrance of the first floor, looked around twice but didn’t see Lin Li, and just as he was about to pull out his phone to check the family tree, the sound of a horn came from not far away.

"Beep—Beep—"

Bai Bufan looked up and saw that the front window of a parked car opposite had rolled down. The driver inside was looking ahead, showing only a side profile while pretending to smoke, with his left hand hanging out of the window, casual and nonchalant.

"Playing it cool, huh!" Bai Bufan paused for a moment, then pointed at Lin Li and laughed, cursing.

On the road in the neighborhood, there were not many people, so after looking around, Bai Bufan jogged directly towards Lin Li.

Having had enough of the act, Lin Li smiled too, ready to greet Bai Bufan running straight at him—

"Ouch!! Hit by the car!! This car hit me!! I’m in so much pain!! It hurts so much!!!"

Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)?"

—Bai Bufan wasn’t running towards Lin Li, but rather the front of the car, and after slumping onto it, he lay on the ground and started rolling around.

Damn you!

Are you pulling an insurance scam!

Xiaozhou’s influence finally reached Xiaobai.

"The world is not what it used to be—morals are declining—hitting someone with a car and not taking responsibility—" Bai Bufan lamented at the top of his lungs, until the next moment:

Car: "Vroom—"

"What the hell O.o?"

Bai Bufan, immersed in his performance, suddenly heard the car starting and abruptly sat up, then saw the bright headlights and Lin Li’s sinister smile from the driver’s seat.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

Uh oh, the joke has gone too far, and it seems like he might actually get run over.

"Don’t be impulsive! Don’t be impulsive! Lin Li! Especially not with the feet, calm down!" Bai Bufan scrambled to get up.

"Lin—"

Bai Bufan didn’t finish speaking because the car started moving.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"What the hell! Lin Li, you’re heartless! You’re really going to hit me! Were you even born!!"

Bai Bufan started to run, and Lin Li began to chase.

He ran, Lin Li chased, and he had nowhere to escape.

"Bufan, I’m fully responsible, what are you afraid of?" Lin Li shouted from the window, grinning as he chased the fleeing Bai Bufan.

"Why ask what I’m afraid of? I’m afraid of dying!" Bai Bufan managed to retort, flipping the bird, while laughing and cursing.

"Bufan! Why are you running around like a child, it’s embarrassing for the neighbors to see."

Hearing his mother’s voice, Bai Bufan instinctively looked up, then saw his mother leaning out from the balcony.

Bai Bufan kept looking up, running while pointing at himself with one hand, then at the car behind him: "Mom, didn’t you see, this car’s going to hit me!"

"I saw," Mrs. Bai nodded, "but he’s fully responsible, what are you afraid of?"

Bai Bufan: "..."

I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

But his own mother.

Seems to hope that her cold child could be replaced by the warm number in a bank account.

Forget it, just consider it filial piety.

Seeing Bai Bufan pessimistically stop running, Lin Li parked the car steadily, then leaned out and waved upstairs, smiling to say hello: "Hi, Auntie!"

"Hey! Hi! Lin Li," Mrs. Bai replied, smiling and waving, "Did you just get your driver’s license?"

"Yes, not long ago."

"Amazing, is this car your mom’s?"

"Yeah, my mom went to play mahjong, and I just borrowed the car to drive around."

"Oh oh, do you guys plan to go somewhere tonight?"

"Auntie, I’m not sure yet."

Such words from Bai Bufan only brought questions, but hearing it from Lin Li brought a kind smile from Mrs. Bai:

"Okay, then have fun, are you planning to come back after midnight to celebrate the New Year?"

"Yes, we should," Lin Li nodded, then quickly added: "But don’t worry, Auntie, I’ll make sure to bring Bufan back safely and efficiently."

"That’s too much trouble for you, Xiling is quite far from here, no need, no need, just let him take a cab home." Mrs. Bai waved her hand politely.

"It’s fine, it’s convenient, I have another classmate nearby to pick up and drop off, she’s a girl, I can’t let her take a cab alone after midnight."

"Oh oh, if it’s on the way, then okay, if not, don’t bother taking Bufan."

"Got it."

"..."

Bai Bufan just listened to his mother chat with her ’real son’.

It brought tears to the eyes of ten billion people.

And as for this step-son, he felt like crying.

What’s the point.

When his mother finally realized it wasn’t quite elegant to continue the conversation, indicating Lin Li and Bai Bufan should go have fun while she went about her own business...

Bai Bufan sighed heavily, standing in front of the car, face pale:

"Lin Li, just run me over."

In a world without a mother’s love, living seems pointless.

Lin Li: "OvO."

Car: "Vroom—Vroom—"

Bai Bufan: "Wait a minute!"

"Hold on!!"

"I’m just joking, bro!! Stop the car! The most important thing right now is to comfort me! Stop the car! Don’t really hit me, damn it!!"

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