Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 1265 - 1340: Don't Say You Understand Women

"Beast Lin, what are you two sneaking around doing?"Lin Hai and the Blood Earl had just finished handling some matters and were stealthily returning over the wall, only to be caught by Ouyang Xiaoya strolling in the garden.

The two of them exchanged awkward glances, and their faces were flushed with embarrassment.

"Tell me, where exactly did you go? I was about to mobilize people from all walks of life to find you." Ouyang Xiaoya placed her hands on her hips, her pretty face almost forming a layer of ice.

The dead beast didn't come home last night, and now he's bringing a foreign friend along. She was very afraid that his mind would get hot and do something impulsive like really going for an erotic massage.

"Tell me, did you two go out to fool around?" Ouyang Xiaoya gave Lin Hai no time to think and coldly questioned him.

"Uh, does having a drink count as fooling around?" Lin Hai blinked and went along with it.

"Hmph, so you really were drinking. Tell me, did you go to some seedy bar?" The CEO's gaze was practically on fire.

Lin Hai spread his hands, looking helpless: "Honey, if men don't drink, what's the point of living? Besides, there's a strict crackdown on all sorts of illegal activities in Yanjing these days. Even if we wanted to go somewhere seedy, there's nowhere to find."

"You! You really dare to go to such places?" Ouyang Xiaoya instantly became furious.

Lin Hai rolled his eyes: "Honey, you might think I'm not a decent person, but at least Blood here is genuinely a noble, right? How could he tolerate going to an unhealthy place?"

Ouyang Xiaoya suspiciously looked at Blood Earl.

The latter quickly nodded, even straightening his bow tie and amplifying his gentlemanly demeanor several times, fearing that the CEO wouldn't believe him.

"Esteemed Miss Ouyang, I am actually over seventy years old. If it weren't for practicing martial arts from a young age and having a robust body, I'd probably need a cane by now. According to your Huaxia traditional medicine, people of my age have slackened tendons, no matter how much one wants to indulge in lively places, it's impossible."

Blood Earl looked regretful.

"What does 'slackened tendons' mean?" Ouyang Xiaoya was at a loss, though she was surprised by Blood Earl's age. He seemed only in his thirties, but he was actually over seventy years old.

However, the CEO knew Blood Earl was a remarkable person and wasn't overly surprised.

"Ahem, CEO, in traditional Chinese medicine, slackened tendons, colloquially speaking, means impotence. As men age, they go soft, or if they're under too much pressure and anxiety, they might become impotent early. So for your own happiness, don't put too much pressure on me."

Lin Hai conveniently inserted.

Ouyang Xiaoya's face turned beet red. Discussing such a topic in front of two men was quite a shock to her tender heart as a CEO.

However, the CEO was still unwilling to back down and countered the dead beast: "Hmph, who gave you pressure? If you didn't flirt around all day, would I question you? Besides those, what other pressure is there?"

"And what's the advantage for me if you're impotent?"

"Hehe, whether there's an advantage or not, you know it yourself. A man's 'gun' also needs maintenance." Lin Hai chuckled mischievously.

"Maintenance, my foot!" Ouyang Xiaoya gritted her teeth in anger.

The dead beast was definitely deliberately teasing her.

"CEO, you don't understand men." Lin Hai shook his head.

"Hmph, I think you don't understand women." Ouyang Xiaoya countered.

Lin Hai wore a proud expression: "I'm at least the 'Little Tornado' in bed, the 'Little Prince of Erotic Massage,' experienced with countless women."

After spending so much time with the CEO, he naturally knew that the more directly he admitted, the less the CEO would believe him. This was called playing hard to get, hehe.

"Hmph, you men are indeed the same, creatures who think with their lower halves, all egotists." Ouyang Xiaoya looked like she could see through Lin Hai's clothes inside out.

"Tsk tsk, honey, don't think you truly understand men, let alone understand me, the Beast."

Lin Hai's smug look made the CEO quite dissatisfied, so she asked, "Oh? Since you say you understand women, let me ask you a question about women. Answer it if you can."

Lin Hai patted his chest: "No problem, there's no woman's question I don't know."

"What's the condition caused by the abnormal secretion of the luteinizing hormone from basophil cells in the anterior pituitary?"

This was something the CEO learned from a movie she watched out of boredom recently and she was now using it on him.

Blood Earl furrowed his brows, starting to carefully search his memory, trying to figure out what this condition was.

Lin Hai almost immediately replied: "Ovulation disorder."

"How did you know?" Ouyang Xiaoya's eyes widened.

"I'm an old Chinese doctor, specializing in bragging—oh no, I mean various gynecological diseases. For gynecological problems, find me, Lin." Lin Hai was extremely pleased with himself.

After all, having inherited from the Ghost Doctor, Lin Hai was familiar with all kinds of diseases.

Ouyang Xiaoya looked at Lin Hai in surprise, suddenly recalling that this guy really seemed to understand medicine, and was highly regarded by several bigwigs in the Yanjing Medical Industry.

She used to think Beast Lin was just lucky, but now it seemed he did have some real skills.

"Honey, you're a woman yourself, but you don't understand women, and you still want to stump me with questions, hehe." Lin Hai said offhandedly.

Ouyang Xiaoya raised her eyebrows, unconvinced: "Hmph, I am a woman myself, what's there not to understand?"

"Then I'll ask you a question. If you can answer it, go ahead." Lin Hai said.

"Hmph, go ahead. Don't say I didn't remind you, if you get frustrated, don't cry later."

"Men are strong and never cry, at worst, they'll just stand up and...play." Lin Hai put on a brave face.

"Fine, if I can answer it, you go out in broad daylight and...play!" The CEO was provoked by Lin Hai's smug expression into a competitive spirit of unwillingness to back down.

"It's a deal, listen to the question!"

Lin Hai deliberately stretched out his voice, playing coy: "Honey, do you know what it's for?"

"I know! It's disgusting!" Ouyang Xiaoya wore a disgusted look. The thought of the dead beast going to, well... made her a bit nauseous.

"That's a man's problem, don't mix up the concept!" The CEO reminded, suspecting the dead beast was trying to deliberately confuse with distasteful topics.

Lin Hai nodded: "I know, playing is just a backdrop for the problem, so now here comes the problem, what is it called when women...play?"

"..."

Ouyang Xiaoya glared angrily, the dead beast's question was indeed filthy.

"Quick, answer it, don't get angry, it's genuinely a question about women." Lin Hai had a gleeful expression, chuckling.

"Hand...play?" Ouyang Xiaoya gritted her teeth, her face turning red like an apple, tentatively speaking in a mosquito-like voice.

Lin Hai decisively shook his head: "Nope, I'll give you another chance."

"Poke...poke?" Ouyang Xiaoya felt her face was about to explode with redness when she said this answer, her whole body heating up.

Lin Hai chuckled, teasingly: "Honey, seems like you know it well, have you tried it yourself before? Hehe."

"You know it well, my foot, is it right or not? Prepare to streak outside and...play!" The CEO's face alternated between red and black.

Lin Hai denied again: "Not right."

"Doing it to oneself?"

"Wrong!"

Ouyang Xiaoya was on the verge of collapsing.

The question was so dirty, and her competitive spirit made her not hesitate to give more scandalous answers, only to find out they were wrong.

"I give up, have the courage to announce the answer. If you can't convince me, I won't let you off." The CEO stared hard at Beast Lin, saying.

"Ahem, the standard answer is..." Lin Hai deliberately elongated his voice.