Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 1094 - 1161: As President, I’m Requisitioning Your Bed

Finally returned to the rental apartment.Along the way, Lin Hai racked his brains, almost exhausting all the innocent "clean jokes" in his mind, making his sister laugh non-stop.

For the first time in his life, Lin Hai regretted not learning more wholesome material. He wanted to tell his sister some clean jokes but found that his memory was filled with all sorts of "shameful" jokes that could easily infuriate an ice-cold CEO goddess.

It's already 1 AM, and everyone else in the rental apartment is asleep.

After a day of ups and downs, Mengru was exhausted and fell asleep quickly as Lin Hai hummed a little lullaby.

After doing all this, Lin Hai tiptoed into his room.

"Thankfully, the CEO seems to be asleep. Otherwise, she would definitely ask this and that."

Coming back so late, with the CEO's style, it's impossible not to interrogate.

As he skillfully hung up his clothes, a cold voice came from behind Lin Hai.

"Lazy Song Er, where have you been fooling around all day? Coming back in the middle of the night?"

Lin Hai's heart skipped a beat, sh*t, the CEO is still not asleep at this hour!

Turning around with a difficult, sheepish smile, Lin Hai cautiously asked, "Dear wife, why are you still up so late?"

"Hmph, is it not okay for this CEO to have insomnia today?"

Ouyang Xiaoya snorted, wishing she could deliver a "loving whiplash."

All day, worrying about that damn Beast being bullied by the Cao Family or people like Xuanyuan Lingfeng.

Yet he comes back, almost completely stripped, seemingly ready to heartlessly go to sleep.

"Wife, even with insomnia, you need to sleep. Supplementing sleep is the most effective way of maintaining beauty," Lin Hai said with a chuckle.

"Oh, lazy Song Er actually knows how to care about me?" The CEO snorted with a hint of displeasure.

Lin Hai smacked his lips, feeling that this "lazy Song Er" didn't sound quite right.

However, he quickly followed Wu Song's narrative, "Of course I care. In my eyes, you're like the beautiful Princess Ziwei from the TV drama, and I'm like Erkang, always eager to please you."

What Lin Hai said was not only a flattering compliment towards his CEO wife, but he also subtly raised his own worth a bit. After all, even Erkang was at least a noble back in ancient times.

"Hmph, this CEO being Princess Ziwei is indeed quite fitting."

Pausing for a moment, the CEO gave Lin Hai's face a closer look, then sighed, "Tsk tsk, too bad you're not Erkang, but more like Okang."

Lin Hai's face, which had been smiling, instantly stretched to the length of a dress shoe, an "Okang shoe" type, with a "baby not happy" expression.

"So, what were you up to today?" Ouyang Xiaoya snorted, switching to a more serious tone.

This aimless lifestyle of the damn Beast was starting to worry her.

Over time, Beast Lin would surely become someone lazy, living a life of idle comfort, seeking no improvement.

Look at now, wasting good time just like that.

"Uh, wife, it goes like this."

Lin Hai had a good read on his wife's thoughts. After being together for so long, although they hadn't had any physical intimacy, he could at least tell if she was clearing her throat to ask for water or to scold someone.

"Today, I specially contacted some old comrades."

Hearing Lin Hai's answer, the CEO looked puzzled, "Why seek out old comrades? Were they in the basic culinary squad, cooking, feeding pigs, and delivering coal?"

"Wife, don't tease!" Lin Hai's eyes showed a hint of grievance. This was clearly putting him in a pile of "birds of a feather."

"A while ago, didn't we think of starting a security company? My comrades, after all, are elite troops from the special forces. Any one of them could easily outmatch Wang Dajun." Lin Hai proudly lifted his head.

Speaking of Wang Dajun, who knows how that kid has been doing after being expelled, he seems to have vanished without a trace.

"Oh? So you were busy with these things today?" Ouyang Xiaoya's face brightened, her icy demeanor lifting considerably.

Lin Hai nodded seriously: "Of course, I thought, it's not right to live idly every day in Yanjing, better to do something proper, save up some dowry, so when I marry you it won't be too shabby?"

After saying this, Lin Hai even threw several flirtatious glances at his wife, winking flamboyantly.

"Stop with the winking unless you want to go blind."

His wife's words were like a switch, instantly halting Lin Hai's winking.

However, Lin Hai still noticed a trace of joy on his wife's face.

"Excellent, actually, I've already prepared the security company's plan, including market analysis and marketing strategy, and had the Murong sisters sort it out for you. What's missing now is your initiative." His wife said with satisfaction, looking at Beast Lin.

Lin Hai was taken aback: "You got it sorted so quickly?"

Ouyang Xiaoya nodded: "Of course, I have to support your career, you're my fiancé at the very least."

"Uh..."

"Moreover, we're in need of some well-trained personnel. If your comrades are indeed like the instructors, I'm confident the security company can rapidly grow and develop in Huaxia and, looking further ahead, connect with the international world."

Ouyang Xiaoya began speaking at length, planning various business strategies.

Lin Hai struggled to stay awake, pretending to listen attentively.

This display satisfied Ouyang Xiaoya greatly once again.

Not easy indeed, the damn Beast finally began to show a bit of earnestness after all this time under her guidance and influence.

Sooner or later, she must cultivate Beast Lin into "International Lin"!

The CEO swore in her heart, without a single thought about whether Lin Hai was fit for high society, considering he was at best a rough diamond.

After talking for a while, Lin Hai finally couldn't hold it anymore and let out several yawns.

"Why are you so listless today? Did you sneak out for some erotic massage?" The CEO spotted this detail and asked suspiciously.

Lin Hai immediately switched to "grievance mode," quickly responding, "Wife, it's the middle of the night, even those in the midst of 'actions' are asleep, how can I not be tired?"

Ouyang Xiaoya was slightly pained by his words. Indeed, she was so focused on mentoring the damn Beast that she forgot how late it was.

"Alright, let's stop here for today, time to sleep!" The CEO waved her hand, letting him off the hook.

Nonetheless, Lin Hai lingered, staring blankly at Ouyang Xiaoya.

"Why aren't you going to sleep?" The CEO asked, puzzled.

Lin Hai pointed to the bed, weakly saying, "You've occupied my bed."

After pausing, he tentatively added, "There's nowhere else outside, so shall we squeeze in a bit?"

Hearing "squeeze in a bit," Ouyang Xiaoya immediately recalled the night at the instructor's house in Zhonghai with the damn Beast, her pretty face turning serious, "No way, today this CEO requisitioned your bed, but not you. Go sleep on the newspapers!"

"Wife, if I actually 'sleep' on the newspapers, I'd be worse than a beast." Lin Hai weakly protested.

Ouyang Xiaoya felt a headache coming on, the damn Beast was definitely trying to steer the conversation towards something inappropriate, and quickly responded, "Either this CEO sleeps on the floor, or you do. Our place has floor heating, you won't be cold, think it through."

"Alright, wife, I've decided to agree to your requisition of the bed, but remember to include me next time."

Lin Hai "grievously" finished speaking, sighed, and walked out of the room, pondering when he could finally snuggle up against his wife's fragrant and soft body every night.