inspire-indiana Chapter 107 If he can do it, why can't I?
Chapter 107 If he can do it, why can't I?
As he spoke, a mouthful of saliva landed precisely on the Xia King's face...
Jiang Qingyan raised an eyebrow. This girl is really something! If she spits that much phlegm down there, she'll be skinned alive...
King Xia casually wiped the saliva away with his sleeve, then lifted Queen Xia from the ground and threw her onto the bed. The sound of tearing fabric followed...
King Xia roared, his eyes bloodshot, "Sleeping with me is disgusting? Then who do you sleep with that isn't disgusting? That good-for-nothing Yun Yuxuan who's into men? Don't even think about it. I've already married him off to Da'an. I bet his asshole is about to be poked raw by that dog emperor by now!"
Jiang Qingyan froze on the spot when she stumbled upon the gossip herself… This damned man dared to curse her behind her back as the dog emperor! But… could it be that Queen Xia's beloved is Yun Yuxuan?
Recalling the day Yun Yuxuan married into the palace, he had told her that he already had someone he loved…
Could it be that they are mutually in love?
For some reason, Jiang Qingyan felt a sudden pang of sadness... Was it jealousy...?
However, if she were to allow King Xia to abuse Queen Xia just to watch this "live broadcast," Yun Yuxuan would likely resent her for not stopping him sooner after ascending the throne...
Fine, I'll do it for Yun Yuxuan's sake... Even if they can't be lovers, they can still be friends and allies...
Jiang Qingyan inserted the bamboo tube into the hole in the window paper and gently blew on it, causing the intoxicating smoke to drift in.
Moments later, the Xia King collapsed straight down from the Xia Queen's body...
Jiang Qingyan beckoned to the three people behind her, then pushed open the door to the bedroom and strode inside.
Lu Nian took out a dagger from his waist and was about to stab Xia Wang in the back when Jiang Qingyan stopped him.
She frowned and said, "This despicable bastard, wouldn't it be too easy for him to just die like this... Tie him up, throw him on the ground, and then splash him with cold water to wake him up!"
Although Lu Nian had some doubts, she did as Jiang Qingyan asked...
Jiang Qingyan turned around, about to call Shen Yuan's name, but was met with an incredibly ugly face...
Startled, she jumped back a step, pointing at Shen Yuan's face in terror, and exclaimed, "Who is this ugly monster? Where did Shen Yuan go?"
Upon seeing this, Yi Luo couldn't help but burst into laughter, clutching his stomach. "Hahaha... he is... Shen Yuan..."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Qingyan's eyebrows furrowed into waves. Lu Nian had been carrying her the entire way, using his light-footed skills to fly. Moreover, it was so dark at night, and there were no streetlights in ancient times, that she hadn't even seen what Shen Yuan's disguise looked like…
The key point is... I really didn't expect it to be this ugly...
Jiang Qingyan rolled her eyes at Yi Luo; it must be one of his pranks…
Shen Yuan said pitifully, "Does my husband think I'm ugly...? Maybe I should take off this human skin mask..."
Jiang Qingyan quickly waved her hand: "That won't do, it'll be troublesome if someone recognizes us..."
Then, forcing a smile, she took Shen Yuan's hand and comforted him, "Baby, it's okay... I love you for who you are, it has nothing to do with your looks..."
Shen Yuan raised an eyebrow, asking suspiciously, "Really?"
Jiang Qingyan nodded with her eyes closed: "Of... sure..."
Seeing how much effort Jiang Qingyan was putting into saying those two words, Shen Yuan turned his head away, "Tch... I don't believe it..."
Don't even mention that Shen Yuan is incapable; even Jiang Qingyan herself wouldn't believe that...
If Shen Yuan really grew up to look like that, he wouldn't even have a chance to stand within a hundred miles of her...
A moment later, Lu Nian tied up the King of Xia, threw him onto the ground in front of the bed, and then poured a bucket of water on him.
Jiang Qingyan sat on a small couch, leaning against Shen Yuan's chest behind her. Lu Nian sat to her left, peeling grapes for her, while Yi Luo sat to her right, massaging her shoulders. She looked very comfortable...
King Xia, lying on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes, looked around, and then stared at Jiang Qingyan with murderous intent, angrily saying, "How dare you! Who are you? How dare you sneak into my palace! Release me at once, and I might even leave you with a whole corpse!"
Jiang Qingyan chuckled: "That's like a dung beetle yawning, what a big mouth you have! You're already like this, and you're still bragging? Aren't you afraid of angering me and turning you into a human pig right now?"
King Xia's heart skipped a beat upon hearing this. His eyes darted around, and he immediately changed his expression, forcing a smile: "Young master, you jest. I was just joking with you... If you release me, I'm willing to grant you any request..."
Jiang Qingyan rested her chin on her hand, staring at King Xia and asked, "Any conditions?"
King Xia nodded repeatedly, "Yes, any conditions!"
Jiang Qingyan curled her lips, took out a blank imperial edict and threw it on the ground, saying coldly, "Then write an abdication edict."
King Xia was taken aback at first, then said with a look of horror, "My lord, please don't joke with me anymore. How can I so easily give you the throne? Besides... even if I were willing, you are not a member of the royal family, and the people of Xia will not so easily recognize you as their king..."
Jiang Qingyan shook her index finger: "No, no, no! I don't care about being the King of Xia. I want you to pass the throne to your handsome, dashing, cute, and gentle third brother..."
Everyone who heard this was speechless; was it really necessary to use so many adjectives...?
King Xia finally realized that these people were all sent by Yun Yuxuan... He had underestimated that good-for-nothing before... who had actually harbored ambitions to seize the throne...
He lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment before slowly saying, "What benefits has my third brother promised you? Whatever it is, I'm willing to offer double... no... triple... quadruple..."
Jiang Qingyan chuckled lightly, "What he can give, you can't..."
As she spoke, she hooked Yi Luo's chin with her hand and kissed him on the lips.
King Xia narrowed his eyes. So he was a homosexual... That good-for-nothing Yun Yuxuan actually used his good looks to seduce women and help him seize the throne...
However… although the two young masters beside this gentleman are both very handsome, the one behind him… why does he look so disgusting?
It seems she's the type who accepts anyone... In that case... then I can too... Besides, this young master is so stunningly beautiful, even if I were with her... it wouldn't be a bad deal...
King Xia gritted his teeth and forced out a sentence, stammering, "I am actually still a virgin... cleaner than my third brother... I will certainly be able to serve you well, young master..."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Qingyan spat out the tea she had just drunk, spraying it directly onto Xia Wang's face...
She coughed a few times, her face full of disgust, and said, "A bat with chicken feathers tied to it, what kind of bird do you think you are? With your looks, you think you can serve me? You're not even as good-looking as the person who cleans my chamber pots!"
What Jiang Qingyan said was true. She had seen the eunuch who cleaned the chamber pots by chance the last time; he was quite handsome, it was just a pity he was a eunuch… otherwise…
King Xia was immediately displeased upon hearing this. "Although I am not as handsome as the princes on either side of you, I am far superior to the one behind you! If he looks like that and it's acceptable, why can't I?"