Chapter 102 The squad was almost wiped out by Wang Teng
Chapter 102 The squad was almost wiped out by Wang Teng
Lin Qiye stared at Wang Teng with a dazed look on his face: "Fairy Zixia, I am Supreme Treasure! Come and let me give you a kiss!"
Wu Xiangnan said with a look of horror, "My goodness! These days, even dogs are becoming sentient. They actually asked me if the mushrooms were delicious and if I could share a couple of slices with them!"
"A sin!"
Given the potency of those few mushrooms he had, the hospital probably couldn't cure him. Wang Teng first turned on the video camera to record everyone's embarrassing situation, and then resignedly bought a few antidote pills from his online store.
After waiting for more than ten minutes and recording enough material, Wang Teng reluctantly popped an antidote pill into everyone's mouth.
As the medicine took effect, Chen Muyi was the first to regain consciousness.
"What just happened?..."
Chen Muyi looked at Wang Teng with a hint of fear, while Wang Teng pointed to the few people next to him who had not yet recovered.
"Hey, Captain, the mushrooms you made are poisonous! They've made everyone hallucinate!!! If I hadn't pulled out the antidote, you'd probably be in the hospital having your stomachs pumped right now."
As he spoke, Wang Teng picked up two more pieces of mushroom and stuffed them into his mouth.
"Hey, wait, don't eat it!"
"Don't worry, I didn't eat it. I just tasted the food. I'll just refine it."
At this moment, the others also regained consciousness.
Wen Qimo looked at everyone with some confusion: "Huh? What are you all doing here? I just remembered I was explaining the process of making roast duck to the little ducks."
Hongying, ever observant, stared wide-eyed at Chen Muye: "Captain, did we just get food poisoning? Did you not cook the mushrooms properly?"
Chen Muyi coughed twice: "Hallucination, that was just a hallucination. Actually, nothing happened! Keep eating, keep eating. Oh, Wang Teng, this plate of mushrooms is for you. You eat the mushrooms, and we'll eat something else!"
"okay!"
"Look how much Wang Teng is enjoying his meal! I told you my mushrooms were perfect!"
Wang Teng ate heartily, and upon hearing Chen Muye's words, he grinned and said, "Comrades, let's show you some desserts from the meal."
As he spoke, he turned on the projection function.
In the video,
"Little duck, I want to be your friend!"
"Wang Teng, the feathers on your wings look so beautiful! Could you pluck a few and give them to me?"
"Eldest brother, second brother, Master has been captured by a monster again!"
……
Wang Teng watched with amusement, while the others glared angrily at Chen Muye.
"Um, well, actually I could explain... I'm sorry, I was wrong. Eat, eat! The octopus meat that Wang Teng made is absolutely delicious!"
As he spoke, Chen Muyi quickly put a piece of squid into each person's bowl.
An Qingyu blushed and almost buried her head in her bowl. She had been a top student for more than ten years, but she never expected that at this age, she would be shouting that she wanted to be friends with ducks!
suddenly,
Drop~
Drop~
An Qingyu glanced at the bloodstains on her tablecloth and quickly looked up at everyone: "Don't eat it! The food is poisoned!!!"
At this moment, An Qingyu discovered in horror that
On the table,
White smoke was rising from Chen Muyi's head, and the rest of Wu Xiangnan and the others, like him, had their faces flushed red and nosebleeds flowing uncontrollably.
Only Wang Teng was still shoveling food into his bowl!
Wang Teng looked up at the crowd and was startled: "What the hell is going on, guys?!"
Chen Muyi glanced at everyone, then at himself, and gave a wry smile: "This is too nourishing. I just ate a piece of meat, and I feel like I have inexhaustible energy! Wang Teng, what grudge do you hold against me? Are you planning to wipe out our entire team?"
Wang Teng sighed, then went to each of them behind an empty space and used his divine power to help them digest the energy from the squid pieces.
Wu Xiangnan sighed with lingering fear: "That was terrifying! Our team was almost wiped out twice in the time it takes to eat a meal!"
"It's not my fault! How was I supposed to know you guys were so weak that you couldn't even handle a piece of meat!"
"Do you want to hear what you're saying? We're from Chuanjiang!"
At this moment, Chen Muyi's expression changed, and he looked at everyone urgently: "Don't move!!!"
Everyone: "(⊙※⊙)"
"I feel my mental strength has improved a bit~"
Upon hearing this, everyone stared intently at the food on the table, then turned their attention to Wang Teng.
Wang Teng swayed slightly, looking a little awkward. "Guys, didn't you just try it? You can't handle this thing!"
Lin Qiye patted Wang Teng on the shoulder: "It's okay, isn't there a human digestive aid like you here? Old Wang, I'll eat first!"
As he spoke, Lin Qiye picked up another piece of meat and swallowed it, then looked at Wang Teng with anticipation.
“Wonnema…”
Wang Teng cursed under his breath, but resignedly placed his hands on Lin Qiye's back.
"Wow, I'm so full of energy, it feels so good!"
"Shut up, what are you barking about! Behave yourself!!!"
The meal took three or four hours to finish, and by the end, everyone except Wang Teng felt nauseous at the sight of the squid pieces.
"Take it away, take it away, take this thing away now!"
Wang Teng didn't mind that the food was cold and ate it all in one go.
Chen Muyi patted his stomach: "What a thrilling meal!"
"That's not important. Just tell me if your strength has improved or not."
Upon hearing this, everyone's face lit up with a bright smile.
After dinner, Wang Teng patted Lin Qiye on the shoulder: "Little Lin, you're all grown up now. Tonight, I'll show you around and broaden your horizons, so you won't be unable to resist women in the future!"
Wen Qimo suddenly peeked out from behind and looked at the two of them: "Where are you going? Take me with you!"
"Holy crap, Mo? Where did you come from?!"
"That's not important. Take me with you, or I'll tell the captain and Hongying!"
Leng Xuan: "Me too!!!"
An Qingyu's face turned red, but she still raised her hand resolutely.
Wang Teng sighed: "Alright, wait for my message tonight!"
The group exchanged knowing glances, then revealed sly smiles.
……
On the training field,
Chen Muyi lay on the ground, questioning the meaning of life.
"Captain, even though you're skilled, you can't break my defense. I'm different; one simple punch and you're down... You still need to practice!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng stretched out his hand and gestured to Chen Muyi.
"Keep it up, break through the Sea Realm soon, you can do it!"
After testing the two men's martial arts skills, Chen Muyi was somewhat doubtful of life: "Wait, are the selections for the training camp this strict now? People like you are being sent back to this small place, Cangnan."
Wang Teng and Lin Qiye exchanged a glance and smiled knowingly.
"Hehe, it's a secret, don't ask! Captain, don't pry into other people's business!"
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