A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Chapter 25 An Unconventional Ambiguous Relationship Between Men and Women?



Chapter 25 An Unconventional Ambiguous Relationship Between Men and Women?

"Pei Sinian, there are so many zombies outside today!"

There were only two people downstairs, and Meng Xiaoyou instinctively sought a sense of security from Pei Sinian.

The library building has always been a forbidden area for zombies; apart from the lame zombie, no other zombies would ever come this way.

When Meng Xiaoyou first went out, she was taken care of by a lame zombie. Later, the lame zombie disappeared, and when she went out, she found that all the zombies were avoiding her, so she naturally became bolder.

Now, she never dreamed that one day she would be trapped in her room by zombies and afraid to go out.

Ugh, it must be a dream.

Meng Xiaoyou, feeling dizzy, inhaled the icy scent emanating from Pei Sinian, as if she had been chilled by a glacier mushroom. Her emotions gradually calmed down, and she gripped the man's clothes tightly, her palms sweaty. "Don't be afraid. They can't break in anytime soon. We'll find a way to escape. Oh, right, there's a back window."

The person in front of her was a frail human. Although he wasn't blind, he was mute and had a weak heart. As a timid mushroom that needed to grow, he had to work hard to become stronger and become a bold mushroom to protect humanity.

So, under the man's dark and unfathomable gaze, she patted the wrinkles on his clothes that she had ripped out, and strode confidently to the back window, opening the screen and coming face to face with a zombie with bloodshot eyes and half its face bitten off.

"..."

A second later, a petite figure, like a small missile, launched into Mr. Zombie's arms with lightning speed, trembling, "No... I'm not afraid, it's just a zombie."

She easily dealt with mere zombies not long ago.

There are so many zombies now, and they look so grotesque that I feel like throwing up just looking at my breakfast.

Pei Sinian remained calm, his cold gaze sweeping over the zombie at the back window. Through the glass, the zombie with only half a face shrank back and quickly crouched down to hide.

He then looked away, awkwardly raised his hand, and patted Meng Xiaoyou's slightly trembling back with a clumsy touch, as if stroking a kitten's fur, gently brushing it again and again.

The large, cold palm pressed against her back calmed Meng Xiaoyou down again. She clenched her fists and said to the man, "Pei Sinian, don't be afraid. Trust me, my superpower can protect you."

She comforted herself, "It's not a big deal, it's just that there are a few more zombies."

In the past, we couldn't even find zombies, but this time we can use them to enhance our superpowers.

The cowardly mushroom acted on impulse. Thinking of this, she withdrew from Pei Sinian's embrace, quickly knelt on the chair, opened the window, and communicated with the half-faced zombie.

As the warmth in his arms faded, Pei Sinian glanced at his empty hands, which still seemed to retain the warmth of the stored grain.

He lowered his eyes, and the barely perceptible displeasure in them vanished in an instant.

The half-faced zombie had already crouched down. When it saw her peek out, the zombie looked up and growled at her.

Since it couldn't read minds, Meng Xiaoyou couldn't understand, so she gave it a bubble.

The zombie's first thought was:

Don't come any closer!

Meng Xiaoyou: "?"

A question mark slowly formed in her mind.

It's clearly a zombie apocalypse surrounding the library, but it's acting like she's forcing a woman into prostitution... wait, wait, what was that word again?

The timid mushroom tried hard to recall, clenching its right fist and slapping it against its left palm.

Yes, it's like she's gone too far in deceiving the dead!

She put on a sullen face and said to the zombie, "Don't mess around, or I'll..."

The timid mushroom, at a loss for words, racked her brains for the vocabulary she had recently learned and loudly threatened, "If you try to scam me, I'll smash your head in!"

Pei Sinian, who was standing to the side, twitched his eyelids and glanced sideways at the girl who was talking nonsense.

He frowned in deep thought: "A mistress?"

“Oh right! Humans use such a vicious word.” Meng Xiaoyou confronted the zombie and took a moment to explain to Pei Sinian: “Last time, a woman said that you were someone I could use to cut my head. Although your head is very beautiful, you definitely wouldn’t survive if you were to cut my head together. Fortunately, this zombie only has half a head left. If it tries to bite me, I’ll cut its head together with the other zombies.”

The zombie, as expected, chickened out, clutching half its head, and crawled away shakily.

Humans are too terrifying, I'm not coming anymore.

It needs to find a new place to forage.

Meng Xiaoyou patted the window frame, "Don't go! I'll help you make your wish come true!"

The half-faced zombie ran even faster. After it left, the other zombies in the queue took its place and bared their teeth and claws at Meng Xiaoyou in a menacing manner.

Pei Sinian remained silent for a while, then went to the window, pulled the cowardly mushroom back, and slammed the window shut to block out the noisy roars of the corpses outside.

"Hey, what are you doing? I haven't finished talking to the zombie yet."

Meng Xiaoyou was grabbed by the back of the neck and brought to the bookshelf. The man's slender fingers accurately found the thickest, shortest book among the rows of books and tossed it into her arms.

"This?" Meng Xiaoyou didn't quite understand what he meant. They were surrounded by zombies outside, and he was still making her read a book.

Pei Sinian didn't speak, but pointed to the book.

Meng Xiaoyou had no choice but to look down. Oh, it was a dictionary.

She looked puzzled: "And then? What happened?"

Pei Sinian: "..."

His zombie brain wasn't very sharp, but that didn't stop him from instinctively looking up words in the dictionary, accurately finding the page, and handing it back to the human girl, his pale fingertips pointing at the two words on it.

The characters pin and tou, and the two words 姘头 (pintou) are not quite the same as the pintou that Meng Xiaoyou thought she meant.

She looked serious and focused intently on the explanation.

Dictionary: In Chinese, this term refers to any sexual act or ambiguous relationship between a man and a woman who are not lovers or spouses...

Meng Xiaoyou's eyes widened as she looked, especially after seeing the phrase "abnormal male-female relationship." She exclaimed incredulously, "Why did that woman say we were lovers? We're not in an abnormal male-female relationship!"

After all, one is a mushroom and the other is a human; they are not the same species.

Pei Sinian's eyelids twitched again. He took a piece of paper from the bookshelf and wrote on it: [Which woman?]

"The last time I... left the library alone, you don't know, I was kidnapped by humans." Meng Xiaoyou had never mentioned that incident to Pei Sinian before, but when she did this, she felt extremely wronged and embarrassed, tugging at the hem of her clothes.

"But I was really good that time, I managed to escape from so many zombies. That woman said I had a lover. Does that count as a relationship between us?"

【Not count.】 Pei Sinian lowered his eyelashes, concealing the coldness in his eyes. He pressed his pen against the white paper with such force that it almost tore the paper.

What mistress or not? What woman has corrupted our grain reserves?

She'd better be dead.

otherwise……

If you see that woman again, tell me.

Mr. Zombie's writing speed has improved considerably, becoming crisp and decisive, as if he were signing a contract worth billions, but the characters he writes are still crooked and messy.

The timid mushroom nodded obediently, then suddenly asked him, "So what is our relationship now?"


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