Chapter 247 I am a law-abiding citizen
Chapter 247 I am a law-abiding citizen
As Lin Zhihao acted, Wu Jiaojiao, though not entirely in the right, became even more defiant, saying, "Even if you beat me to death today, I will not allow you to get close to Tao Xi."
Lin Zhihao chuckled without saying a word, just kept laughing as she moved closer to Wu Jiaojiao.
Looking at Lin Zhihao's frightening expression, Wu Jiaojiao unconsciously swallowed.
Just then, the dormitory lights suddenly went out, plunging the surroundings into complete darkness.
Lin Zhihao's pale face, illuminated by the light, suddenly moved close to Wu Jiaojiao's face, her eyes even crossed.
"Ah! Mom~ (o ? o||)" Wu Jiaojiao screamed in fright and collapsed to the ground.
Lin Zhihao, having succeeded in her prank, turned off her phone's flashlight, pointed at Wu Jiaojiao on the ground, and laughed loudly, "Hehehe, coward, hahahaha."
"You dare to target me with that kind of guts? Aren't you afraid of being scared to death by me?"
Lin Zhi was amused and happy. Wu Jiaojiao was squatting on the ground, hugging her head and still trembling.
The next second, the dormitory lights came on again.
Out of the corner of her eye, Wu Jiaojiao saw a light and then spotted Lin Zhihao sticking her tongue out at her with a smug look on her face.
You Li was also standing at the door, near the light switch in the dormitory.
"You two are trying to scare me?"
Yu Li said seriously, "Atmosphere."
Wu Jiaojiao: ? ?
Tao Xi was also secretly laughing. Wu Jiaojiao suddenly turned to look at her. She became serious in a second, her eyes filled with guilt, and said, "I'm sorry."
Lin Zhihao looked at Wu Jiaojiao on the ground, suddenly moved closer to her, and then started squeaking and babbling, "Wuwatang, wuwawuwatang, wuwuwu, ah ah ah ah ah, le le le, meme meme."
Wu Jiaojiao couldn't dodge in time and waved her hands in resistance. Lin Zhihao used all his strength to grab her wrist and made a face at her.
"Waaaaah! Get away! Get away!! I don't care who you are, get out of Shen Zhihao's body right now! (?▼皿▼)" Wu Jiaojiao thought Lin Zhihao was possessed, because she had never encountered such a freak in her more than ten years of life.
"Get out, get out of her body!"
"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!!"
"Woo-wah woo-wah, hahaha, le-le-le, eh-eh-eh, quack-quack-quack-quack."
"Retreat! Retreat! Demons and monsters, leave quickly! Demons and monsters, leave quickly! Ahhh, Amitabha Buddha, Amitabha Buddha!!!"
Lin Zhihao screamed and yelled, and Wu Jiaojiao thought she was possessed, so she kept inviting mysterious Eastern powers into her mouth.
In an instant, it became extremely lively. People in the surrounding dormitories were attracted by the commotion and peeked out to watch the excitement. Meanwhile, She Niu had already arrived at their dormitory door.
There were two girls, one bent over and the other sitting on the ground, meditating.
The girl who was bent over was making noises, and it was unclear what she was doing. The girl who was meditating was panicked and kept chanting Amitabha Buddha.
"..."
"Them?" The girl who asked the question tapped her head. "Are there?"
Yu Li carefully observed the two who were still fighting, "Hmm... no, I guess their beliefs are different, so the words they are chanting are different too."
"Oh, I see." The girls watching expressed their understanding; after all, that's how universities are—very inclusive.
"Which sect is the most powerful?" The girl stared at You Li with bright, sparkling eyes.
Yu Li hesitated, "It's not clear yet, but the results should be out tomorrow. You can come and ask me tomorrow."
"really?"
Yu Li nodded.
"That's wonderful, you're such a good person,"
The girl returned to her dormitory in high spirits.
University students: I respect and understand them, but I'm also curious.
"It's alright, everyone go back. They're just... trying hard to uphold their beliefs."
"Oh, I see. That's normal."
"Yes, yes, my mom said that all kinds of people come to university, and we should not discriminate against them, but be tolerant, because all abnormalities are normal."
"Yes, yes, that's right, my family also said so."
"Hmmmm,"
The girls chatted as they returned to their respective dorm rooms.
Soon everyone outside the dormitory was gone, but the two people inside were still drooling incessantly.
Wu Jiaojiao was startled by Lin Zhihao.
In the end, all she could do was close her eyes tightly, hoping it was just her imagination.
Tao Xi, standing behind Wu Jiaojiao, rescued her from Lin Zhihao's grasp. "No, don't scare her. She's very timid."
Tao Xi's arrival caused Lin Zhihao to release Wu Jiaojiao's hand.
As soon as she was released, Wu Jiaojiao fell to the ground, but Tao Xi caught her immediately, saying, "It's not tied anymore, it's okay."
Hearing Tao Xi's voice, Wu Jiaojiao nestled in her arms, crying even more bitterly, "Ahhhhh, Little Peach, I just... I just saw that damn country bumpkin was possessed! No matter how I called out to her, it didn't work. No matter how I tried to exorcise the evil spirit, it didn't work. I can't even hear your voice anymore, waaaaaaah (???)"
Tao Xi: ...Probably because I didn't say anything at all.
"It's alright, it's alright," Tao Xi soothed softly, gently patting Wu Jiaojiao's back.
Wu Jiaojiao was still wailing, sobbing as she said how pitiful she was, how helpless she had been, and how powerful she was, successfully exorcising the evil spirit for Lin Zhihao.
"I'm really good. I took her down with one powerful move. First, like this, then like this, and finally, with a few quick blows, she knelt down, hugged her head, and cried, admitting her mistake and saying she would never possess the country bumpkin's body again."
Wu Jiaojiao became more and more confident as she spoke, and eventually she began to launch into a long and eloquent discourse.
Tao Xi seemed used to her being like this, calmly watching her boast.
Lin Zhihao: ...He's not very bold, but he's quite good at bragging.
After talking for a while, Wu Jiaojiao peeked out from Tao Xi's arms and saw Lin Zhihao staring down at her.
"What are you looking at, you country bumpkin! I'll just grab a handful of glutinous rice!"
Lin Zhihao: Hehe
"Waaaaah!! Ooh wah, ya ya ya!" Lin Zhihao squatted down and lay on the ground, shaking her head and heading towards Wu Jiaojiao.
"what!!"
Wu Jiaojiao threw herself into Tao Xi's arms, "Coming, coming!"
Tao Xi's lips twitched.
Lin Zhi laughed until his stomach hurt, "Coward."
Hearing the laughter, Wu Jiaojiao suddenly looked up. Before Tao Xi could even recover her expression, their eyes met.
Tao Xi: ?
Wu Jiaojiao: (? ? ?? )
Lin Zhihao was too lazy to tease her and returned to her seat.
Wu Jiaojiao squinted at her and glanced at her sideways. After confirming that she was normal, she got up from the ground uncertainly.
With her back to Wu Jiaojiao, Lin Zhihao's lips slowly curled into a smile. Wu Jiaojiao had just regained her footing when...
Lin Zhihao suddenly turned around, her expression funny, and she kept twitching and rolling her eyes.
Wu Jiaojiao knelt down with a thud, crying, "Ahhhhh, don't kill me! I'm a law-abiding citizen, waaaaaah!"
Lin Zhihao: "Haha ...
Tao Xi: Huh?
Yu Li:......
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