Honkai Impact: Grandma Pine Sparrow is still chasing me!

Chapter 37 Skipping Class

"Waaaaah, my privilege of sleeping in class..."

"Don't even think about sleeping in class, you future A-rank Valkyrie. Besides, I don't think Uncle Yang will 'abandon' you."

As expected, Kiana, who answered the questions diligently just to get the pie in the sky promised by Lao Yang, did not get 60 points.

Although he was mentally prepared, Walter Young still felt a bit of high blood pressure after seeing the exam paper.

A test paper has a total score of 100, and Kiana got a total of 5 points.

The first Honkai Impact occurred in Berlin, Germany. Germany, Germany! How could you get such a simple fill-in-the-blank question wrong?

The Black Death is also a manifestation of the collapse; how could you get this true/false question wrong?

The only question I got right was the second collapse that happened in Siberia, which we just talked about in class... It was worth 5 points.

Having calmed down, Walter tried to reassure himself: after all, in the timeline before the interference, Kiana got 0 points in history in her first month's exam after entering school. If he remembered correctly, Kiana's total score in biology, history, geography, physics, and chemistry that time was 21 points, firmly in last place... At least, she got five points this time?

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"What's wrong with Kiana?"

Looking at Kiana, who seemed like a salted fish who had lost her dreams, Fu Hua was a little confused. Wasn't everything fine before?

"Class monitor, don't worry about it. Someone's plan just failed. She couldn't handle the opportunity!"

"Little Grey Hair, is this how you treat the boss?"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, isn't that enough?"

"You're smart to know what's good for you."

Qiong realized one thing: it's best not to mock a loser who has lost their dreams due to setbacks in front of her, otherwise the loser might turn into a mad dog that wants to bite or a cat that wants to scratch.

In this situation, the only thing you can do is give a French military salute and beg for mercy. If you don't resist, you can at least get away with it. But if you resist, the more you resist, the more excited she will become, and you'll probably end up getting a brutal beating from Kaslana.

"Anyway, just focus on your classes from now on. You don't want any teachers to report you to the principal, do you?"

Qiong's tone became slightly more serious, but Kiana didn't seem to intend to listen.

"No, we can't give up yet! Sitting in the classroom every day is like being in prison! Gray Hair, you must feel the same way, right?"

No, no, no. Although I wouldn't say I particularly like going to school, I do acknowledge its necessity.

"So, let's skip class!"

"Skipping class? That's not a good idea..." Qiong looked troubled.

Even if you said you wanted to skip class, you could have said it in private! There's a huge tablet right next to her, do you think she's deaf just because she wears glasses?

"If you're not going, I'll go myself!" Kiana said decisively, then prepared to get up and leave the classroom.

"Wait, Kiana, I can't pretend I didn't hear you. Are you planning to skip class?"

Seeing that Kiana seemed to be more than just talking, Fu Hua quickly grabbed Kiana to try to stop her. Being responsible, she couldn't let Kiana skip school after only two days.

If you skip class now, what will happen in the future?

"Squad leader, are you going to stop me?"

"Yes."

The school bell rang at an inopportune moment, forcing Fu Hua and Kiana, who were on the verge of conflict, to stop.

But if it really comes down to a fight, even two Kianas wouldn't be a match for Fu Hua.

"You can't escape this class, Kiana. Sit down."

"Okay, let's start class..." Kiana reluctantly sat down, but her eyes were full of resentment, clearly her mindset hadn't been shaken by the school bell.

Fu Hua naturally noticed this as well, and she knew that skipping class was either a one-time thing or a recurring occurrence. As a responsible class monitor, Fu Hua clearly didn't want Kiana to set this bad example.

But if Kiana can't skip class, is there no way for her to deal with her boredom?

Ten minutes later, Kiana collapsed onto her desk and fell fast asleep.

"Kiana-san..."

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In the principal's office at St. Freya Academy, Theresa, who is less than 1.5 meters tall, holds a document in one hand and a comic book in the other—when someone comes in, she reads the document; when no one comes in, she reads the comic book.

Don't think she's slacking off; she's just relaxing a bit. Besides, there haven't been any Honkai events in the Far East branch's jurisdiction lately. Why wouldn't she use this rare, absolutely free time to read comics or work?

"You mean, Kiana fell asleep as soon as class started today?"

As long as her niece doesn't sleep so recklessly in class that even the teacher can't wake her up, she can really say she's fine. But now, she's in trouble.

"Yes, Principal, I'm worried that Kiana's actions will interfere with her studies. Moreover, Kiana even tried to persuade Sora to skip class with her in front of me."

Fu Hua, who was not worried at all about being resented by Kiana and being reported to, went to Theresa herself to report Kiana after class. It was clear that the straightforward Theresa could not accept Kiana neglecting her studies.

An ancient Chinese proverb says: "Diligence leads to mastery, while idleness leads to ruin." Fu Hua believes this saying applies to everyone.

Theresa put down the "document" in her hand and pondered for a moment.

It's all Siegfried's fault! If that bastard hadn't failed in his responsibility to raise and educate her, Kiana wouldn't have developed the personality she has today.

"Kiana is indeed a little...rebellious."

After spending a few days with her, Theresa thought she had figured out her niece's personality: gluttonous, lazy, and playful, with energy like a husky. The allowance she gave her would immediately end up at places like barbecue stalls in the shopping district…

Oh, and she's also incredibly stubborn; once she's made up her mind, nothing can change it. But she's not a bad person at heart; ultimately, she's a kind and warm-hearted girl.

However, Theresa is confident that she can keep Kiana in check.

Theresa looked at Fu Hua and revealed what she thought was a wise smile: "So you think that learning cultural knowledge is useless in fighting the Honkai? It's okay, I remember that your class has a practical lesson in charge of Himeko tomorrow, right?"

As long as you tell Himeko to discipline her niece more tomorrow, everything will be alright.

"Theresa, I have something to tell you... Fu Hua, you're here too?"

"Himeko-sensei, please call me Headmistress during work hours!"

If it were just the two of them, Theresa wouldn't mind being called by her first name, but now that there's a third person present, she can't be called by her first name for the sake of the headmaster's dignity!

"Headmaster, there's something I need to tell you."

"Please speak, Himeko-sensei."

"Your niece got caught climbing over the wall."

Kiana, are you going to climb over the wall?

Theresa stared wide-eyed, her expression one of disbelief.

"To be specific, just now when Kiana tried to climb over the school wall, she was caught by Mr. Welt who happened to be passing by, and then Mr. Welt brought Kiana to me..."

Where is Kiana?

"Headmaster, please calm down, please calm down..."

Fu Hua sensed a very strong anger from Theresa.

"She's right outside the door. Shall we bring her in?"

"Kiana Kaslana, come in here!"