inspire-indiana Chapter 177 Dubai Episode 27: Alright, you two are such conspicuous bags.
Chapter 177 Dubai Episode 27: Alright, you two are such conspicuous bags.
"Alright, you two are just showing off."
"Sit down!!"
Director Ma held up a toilet brush, trying to freeze them in place.
Director Ma: (n?_?)?━☆ Turns into a quack.
Barrage:
(Ineffective attack, and you get taunted by the opponent. If it's smeared with shit, whoever gets poked by shit will die. Who isn't afraid of that?!)
(Please don't offer bad advice, upstairs. With Director Ma's personality, he really will listen to your advice.)
(I'm dying of laughter!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!)
"A little bit."
Xia Yu bared his teeth and brandished his claws.
Hua Hua: ?(⊙o⊙*)?!
"Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard is chanting sutras."
Shang Xu covered his ears.
Shangbao: ?(???；)?=3=3=3.
...
"Next up is the episode about sarcastic and unsettling colleagues in the workplace."
"Mu Qing, get ready."
As Director Ma spoke, he quickly went under the table to retrieve the script.
"Ok??"
When I took it out, my hands were greasy.
It was covered in red chili oil stains.
"Luo the Bald!!"
He turned his head, but Lowe had already disappeared.
"Where is he?"
He asked Xiao Liu.
"Director Luo said his stomach hurt and he went to the toilet."
"Impressed."
Director Ma gritted his teeth, suppressing his disgust as he used two fingers to make a delicate, orchid-like gesture as he turned the page.
"Scenario 1: You bring your own lunch to work, and your colleague says, 'Why do you bring your own lunch every day? Are you poor?'"
“My family is worried that I’ll eat out every day and that it’s not clean, so they insist that I bring my own food.”
"By the way, why didn't your family bring it for you?"
"Don't you have any family?"
Mu Qing's expression seemed to be that she was genuinely asking a question.
However, the language used was extremely aggressive.
"Sure!!"
Xu Jianian jumped up and clapped.
They wanted the whole world to know.
Barrage:
(Does anyone understand? Same annoying colleague. My mom is a chef at a five-star hotel and brings me food every day. She just sits there making sarcastic remarks and calls me a mama's girl. She's such a jerk. If she's jealous, she should just say so!)
(My situation is the exact opposite. I get up early every day to cook and bring my own food, and then my colleague shamelessly asks me to bring her a portion. I said I shouldn't go to all that trouble and should pay her, but she actually said she'd give me ten yuan a portion out of consideration for our past as colleagues, saying that outside it's only eight yuan a portion, all you can eat! She even orders food! Does she think she's some kind of emperor? I'm so angry!!)
(Every colleague in our group has a annoying trait. I'm the green tea type, but I won't provoke them first. However, if anyone messes with me first, I'll make them know they're wrong. This segment is where you really learn skills!!)
...
"pass".
Director Ma approved it quickly.
When it was Fu Jingnian's turn, the comments section was filled with pessimistic remarks, just like always.
Barrage:
(Pass, pass, I want to pass on that pretentious guy!!)
(To be honest, Fu Jingnian can be quite funny sometimes, especially when he's in a terrible situation!!)
(Anyway, Shen Youyou is the least entertaining member of this show. Maybe her appearance only serves as a contrasting element. Anyway, whenever I think of her, I like the other three female guests more and more!!)
Shen Youyou saw the comments criticizing her.
Her long, drawn eyebrows looked like a mudfish when she frowned.
(Opinion: Seriously, I'm speechless. These people have no taste!!)
Thank you everyone for your support!
Fu Jingnian took advantage of the situation and became increasingly arrogant.
"I'm afraid the food outside isn't clean, and I'll end up with bad breath like you."
Fu Jingnian covered his mouth and nose.
"Ugh, it smells awful!"
"pass".
"Scenario 2: You walk in and your colleague says there's a pungent smell. How should you respond?"
"hehe."
Running into Duan Xiaotang is bad luck when it comes to math problems.
"If you shut your stinky mouth, it won't taste good, understand?"
"If you don't understand, go see a gastroenterologist. Why gastroenterologist and not taste specialist?"
"Because your belly is full of feces, and the stench can be smelled for miles around!!"
Duan Xiaotang's record remains consistent.
"Sister Tang, that was so satisfying to yell at!"
Xia Yu laughed, "Purely hurtful."
"Did you all learn something, my dear fans?"
She turned to look at the camera, tilted her head, and asked a question.
Barrage:
The farmer's three punches hurt a little:
Standing guard, I've learned a lot!
Even though I won't use it, I'm sitting in the front row taking notes!
Homebound college student: Damn it, my dad is arranging for me to start from the bottom at a company next week. It's time for this homebound college student to enter the workforce. I'll learn this skill and practice it. I'll share my experience with everyone later.
"Whoever's urinating with the water gun shouts: I didn't hear what Hua Hua said, I was too busy looking at her face."
...
Before sitting down, Duan Xiaotang bent down slightly.
He gestured for Li Yan to enter.
"Why do you smell so strongly of stench as soon as you came in?"
Director Ma stood up and fanned the air with his right hand.
"Excuse me."
Li Yan remained calm and composed.
"I accidentally stepped on your urine bag when I came in."
His tone lacked emotional fluctuation.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
"Help! It feels like there's a human-machine interface!"
Others' evaluations.
"Shang Xu Lai".
Director Ma skipped over Shen Youyou entirely.
"Director Ma, what about me?"
Shen Youyou was a little annoyed.
"You should take a rest."
Director Ma brushed it off.
The physical education students in the live chat gave Coach Ma a good scolding.
Barrage:
(Damn it, what a disgusting director! Youyou's eyes are red with anger. They're all guests, why can't they be treated fairly? Boycott this Director Ma, replace him with another director!!)
(Yeah, that's so unfair. I was just a casual viewer, watching this show out of boredom. I was drawn to Youyou's kind heart. Although she's not as pretty as the other three female guests, we don't judge people by their looks like you do. She's much more well-behaved than the other three. I even skipped my game just to watch her. Aren't you worried about the ratings dropping?)
(Wouldn't it be the same if you changed directors? It's hilarious. Wouldn't it be better to let your sister rest? She'd still get paid even if she rested. Even if you gave her an answer, it would be the same as not answering at all, and we don't want to see her on screen.)
(Insider information: Shen Youyou is going to be kicked off the show after the Dubai episode. Her backer is running out of money and can't afford to keep her on the show. You Shen Youyou fans always brag about how your sneakers cost thousands or tens of thousands of yuan, now's the time to chip in and support her!)
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"Scenario 3: A colleague sarcastically remarks that the food you brought wasn't as good as what their dog ate. How would you respond?"
After Director Ma finished explaining the topic, he immediately got into the zone.
He finally put down the toilet brush and walked up to Shang Xu.
"We can't negotiate, what's going on?"
"The food you brought isn't even as good as what my dog eats!"
"Are you struggling financially? Do you want me to lend you some money?"
His every word and expression resembled that of a petty person.
"This dog can even talk?"
"Where is your master?"
Shang Xu touched Director Ma's head.
Director Ma glared at him, his strength suggesting he was about to smash his skull open.
Director Ma: ??? Huh?
"Oh dear, my dog, I'm so sorry!!"
Xia Yu stood up to claim it and grabbed Director Ma by the collar as they walked away.
Director Ma: (0 x 0).
OS: This isn't the scenario I imagined!
"Why did you provoke them?"
When Love returned and saw this scene, he laughed so hard he almost dropped his teeth.