Chapter 2470 Deadpool Curse
Chapter 2470 Deadpool Curse
Chapter 2470 Deadpool Curse
After the war, Xithorn took the initiative to mention the matter of Hera. The devil thought about it carefully and chose to contact the Lord of Chaos to participate. There was no other way, he had been deceived by Xithorn too many times.
In fact, the Lord of Chaos doesn't care about most things. He only cares about chaos. However, the fact that Xithorn was so anxious about this matter actually aroused a little interest in Him.
"Something that could tempt that guy Xithorn must be very important. My intuition tells me that the three Zeus brothers will be a great treasure."
The devil said greedily: "Even better, Zeus and Poseidon are both seriously injured now. This is the best time to deal with them."
"That's why Xithorn is so anxious. It seems that this time it's not completely bad news."
The Lord of Chaos shook his head and said, "The bottle of aura that Xisong took away was fake. As long as he carries that bottle of aura, I can monitor everything. In short, Xisong can't escape from our grasp."
That bottle of breath was disguised by the Lord of Chaos using the rules of chaos, and combined with the breath belonging to the world of gods in Hera's territory, it was no problem to hide it from Zeus and his three brothers - at the beginning, Hera took the fragments of the hell of the world of gods and forcibly integrated them into the hell of the main world.
"That's good, let's see what Sithorn wants to do?"
The demon nodded first, then he thought of something and asked curiously, "Lord of Chaos, do you think Xithorn will play the role of Hera himself and act like a cross-dressing man?
Although there is the aura of Hera, it is not easy for ordinary people to hide it from the three Zeus brothers. The best way is for Xisong to do it himself. "
The Lord of Chaos looked at the demon speechlessly and said, "At our level, who cares about gender? When needed, male, female, or even neither male nor female, it's not a problem. In essence, we don't have gender."
"The Mechanical Demon King cares. That guy picks up girls every day."
The devil said quietly, and the Lord of Chaos said, "That's because he was born only a few years ago. In another hundred years, a thousand years, or ten thousand years, his reaction to seeing a woman will be no different from that to seeing a piece of wood.
In fact, the Mechanical Demon King is not a real boss at all now, because his character has not changed. His heart is still that of a human, not a god. "
"But he beat us so hard that we ran away in panic."
At this time, a voice came from the Lord of Chaos. It was undoubtedly from the Lord of Order. The Lord of Chaos was helping the Lord of Order to check his body.
The Lord of Chaos and the demon were a little unhappy. What truth are you talking about? The demon asked, "Still haven't found any problem?"
"It's still unclear how the Mechanical Demon King plotted against the Lord of Order, but it should be a curse, the Deadpool Curse, or the Deadpool Virus."
The Lord of Chaos sighed and said, the demon nodded and said, "Deadpool's curse? That's quite fitting. When the Lord of Order said those words, he was as mean as Deadpool."
"That's why I call it the Deadpool Curse."
The Lord of Chaos said: "Once the attack occurs, the Lord of Order will show the characteristics of Deadpool, such as being foul-mouthed, drooling over beautiful women, and putting valuables directly into his pockets, etc."
“This is very Deadpool.”
The demon complained, and He asked, "Is there no solution? For a big guy like you, it shouldn't be difficult to deal with a mischievous curse, right?
This time, the Mechanical Demon King cast his curse silently, without any medium or special means, so it should not be a big curse.
The real curse is the one between Sithorn’s eyebrows. Even now, when I see that eye, I still feel creepy.”
"You're right. It's indeed just a small curse, but because it's small, it's hard to solve. In fact, I haven't even found where the curse is, let alone how to remove it."
The Lord of Chaos sighed and said, "I used to hear you say every day that the Mechanical Demon King is a master of curses, but I didn't really believe it. I thought your level was too low. Now I know how terrifying the Mechanical Demon King's curse attainments are.
Fuck, isn't this guy a positive character? How can a positive character be so good at cursing? I guess his curse is the best in the multiverse.
Alas, we can only study it slowly first. No matter what the Mechanical Demon King takes out in the future, we must stay away from it.
The curse of the Mechanical Devil was obviously placed through Deadpool's arm. Wait, I remember you told me that Deadpool was brought into this universe by Death, right?"
"Indeed, Deadpool was originally a helper that Death found. Later, he was instigated by the Robotech and now he has become the Robotech's man."
The devil nodded and said, “To be honest, Deadpool is very disgusting, not only because he is mean, but also in another aspect.
When Deadpool was with us, he only caused trouble and played no positive role. Instead, he played many negative roles. After he switched to the Mechanical Demon King, he made many achievements and even got a few extra months of salary. Don't you think it's disgusting?"
"Have you ever considered that this is your problem, not Deadpool's?"
The Lord of Order complained, it was obvious that Deadpool's curse had struck again, the devil snorted, how could there be something wrong with me, the one with the problem was Deadpool.
"Devil, please help me find Death and ask him to give me Deadpool's detailed information."
The Lord of Chaos thought for a moment and said, "Also, ask Death if Deadpool entered this universe with his power. If so, I have a way to expel Deadpool.
Once Deadpool is expelled from this universe, the curse on the Lord of Order may disappear, because the source of the curse is Deadpool. "
"Let me ask for you."
The devil nodded and began to contact Death. After a moment, He said, "The information about Deadpool is a bit complicated. I will send it to you later. In addition, Death said that it was not He who brought Deadpool into this universe. Deadpool came in by himself."
"Deadpool came in by himself? How is that possible? We can't come in even if we want to. Those multiverse beings are not blind."
The Lord of Chaos shouted in disbelief, and the demon shrugged and said, "That's exactly what Death said. He also said that the reason he asked Deadpool to help was because he didn't have to do anything and Deadpool could come in by himself.
As a result, I ended up in such a huge trouble that I might as well not have come in.”
"Give me Deadpool's information and I'll study it carefully."
The Lord of Chaos had a headache. There were only two ways to solve the Deadpool curse. One was to find the real culprit, the Mechanical Demon King, but this was obviously unrealistic. The Mechanical Demon King could not help the Lord of Order lift the curse. What was worse was that he could not beat that bastard.
The other is Deadpool. The origin of the curse is related to him, and we should be able to get the method to break the curse from him.
"no problem."
The demon nodded and passed the information to the Lord of Chaos. The more the Lord of Chaos read it, the more headache he had. Even the multiverse could not completely destroy the Death Servant? Is this scientific?
In the space channel, Deadpool suddenly approached Andrew and said awkwardly, "Boss, I think I changed direction."
Andrew asked in confusion: "What do you mean by change direction? I don't understand."
"It's just a change of preference. I used to like women, especially beautiful women."
Deadpool scratched his head and said, “But now I don’t know why, the Lord of Order often appears in my mind, and I can even hear what others say to Him.
Of course, not all of them, I just heard some occasionally. Boss, do you think those editors are going to correct me? That is so popular outside now, and Marvel Comics might make me become a gay for the sake of sales. "
Andrew suddenly felt a little guilty, because it was all his fault. He used Wade's arm to temporarily connect the fate of Wade and the Lord of Order, which led to this situation.
This is both a curse and not a curse, it is the communication of fate - the King of Superpowers has been making progress, and Andrew has also been making progress, he has never stopped moving forward.
"You can't help it. This is the mainstream now. You can only change yourself. Close your eyes and grit your teeth. It will be over soon. Anyway, your wife has exploded you there before."
Andrew comforted, and Wade said angrily: “Boss, you actually peeked at what’s going on between me and my wife?”
"It's in your movie. What can I do? Do you think I want to see it?"
Andrew looked disgusted. He said, "Just accept it slowly. Maybe one day, you will become a woman. Uh, is the female Deadpool in the Deadpool 3 trailer you?"
"Boss, please go to the cinema by yourself."
Wade said seriously, then he turned to look at the Lord of Order who was sitting on the chair. The Lord of Order sensed his gaze, opened his eyes and looked over, the two looked at each other and looked away at the same time.
Wade got goosebumps all over his body, he didn't want to be a gay. As for the Lord of Order, he was afraid that his curse would deepen, that guy was too disgusting.
Andrew watched from the side and laughed secretly, believing that Wade would be able to give the Lord of Order more surprises. He shook his head and continued to watch the battle, while preparing for what to do next.
What should we do next? Of course, we should deal with the Star God. This guy is a fish on the chopping board and it’s time to chop him up.
At this moment, the Ocean Empire suddenly welcomed a special guest. Poseidon, Hades, and the hidden Andrew were all surprised when they sensed the other party's breath, because this person was actually Hera.
Andrew thought secretly: "Hera? No, it's a fake Hera. Let me see, who are you?"
Hera's spiritual power entered the Ocean Temple and said coldly: "Poseidon, Hades, are you going to shut me out?"
Poseidon and Hades looked at each other, and Poseidon said, "Hera, although your breath is fine, how do we know that you are really Hera?
Gods will indeed be born in the supernatural world, but Hera should not be in this category, because only important gods will be born."
Hades also said: "Also, you have the aura of the devil. There is something wrong with you."
(End of this chapter)
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