Chapter 199 Scored 2 Degrees
Chapter 199 Scored 2 Degrees
Qiao Ziang's blue eyes, which were different from those of other people, widened and he exclaimed, "Ah, I almost forgot about those two people who ate shit. What should I do?"
Xie Jingyuan slapped him on the top of his head and said, "You idiot, why don't you buy some vegetables and come to my place to cook them?"
Qiao Ziang's eyes instantly turned misty red, and his blue pupils added a bit of gloom. He held his head with both hands and cried out in pain.
"Ah! It hurts, why did you hit me!"
Xie Jingyuan was confused and tried to slap the back of his head with the same force.
I don't feel anything.
"No way, I just patted you lightly, is it necessary to cry?"
Qiao Ziang's eyes were full of accusation: "I'm going to hit you, do you think it hurts?"
"Okay, then you fight."
Qiao Ziang's eyes lit up, he forced back his tears and gave him a dunk.
Now the person holding his head with both hands and crying out in pain was Xie Jingyuan.
"Ah! Are you murdering me? I didn't use any force just now."
Qiao Ziang ignored the pain in his head and laughed happily, suppressing the pain in his stomach.
"Hahahahaha! You deserve it."
Qi Zhou and Ji Xuhe looked at each other and smiled helplessly, as if they had already gotten used to this kind of scene.
When they had almost finished laughing, Qi Zhou spoke.
"gone."
They both said in unison: "Here it comes." But their hands and feet were still playing around.
Luo Shanshan and Fang Rongxuan came out of the room, and Qi Zhou gave Luo Shanshan a look.
She understood instantly, but her expression seemed a little strange.
"Rongxuan, I'll come see you later. Bye."
Fang Rongxuan, who was standing behind him, looked at the people in front of him who were talking and laughing happily, and there was a subtle resentment in her eyes.
Luo Shanshan obviously hated Qi Zhou so much before, but she just told her that Qi Zhou was not as bad as she imagined!
He also said that he had an indescribable feeling towards Ji Xuhe.
Qi Zhou is so mean.
In less than a day, she had already pulled that idiot Luo Shanshan into her camp.
How can this work!
And Luo Shanshan.
Why is it that you found a good team, while I can only follow an out-of-date female star?
Oh, just wait for me, I will make you lose everything you have now.
The few people who were talking and laughing in front had only taken two steps when the door was suddenly pushed open and a dung man appeared in front of them again.
This time the five of them had experience, and they quickly dodged to the side while shouting.
"Why is there another one?"
"Oh my god! Here it comes again!"
Qi Zhou scored twice and pulled Luo Shanshan over again.
Fang Rongxuan was standing there in a daze because she was thinking about shameful things.
Until she was knocked down by Lu Li, Fang Rongxuan fell directly on the dining table beside her.
Fang Bufan reacted quickly and bounced away quickly.
"Ah, what is this? It stinks!"
Fang Rongxuan looked down at the strange stains on her body that seemed to be of unknown origin and shouted.
"Lu Li, did you roll around in the cesspool? Why does it smell like urine and shit?"
Yu Lu was already tired of laughing in front of the monitor.
Lu Li's eyes widened, but at this moment she could only apologize awkwardly: "Sorry, Sister Fang, I didn't mean it. I'll go wash first."
Fang Rongxuan stared at him with a resentful look, "Stop right there, I'll wash first!"
Lu Li was stunned.
Because of the other party's family status, she didn't dare to refuse.
If she gets unhappy, it's possible that her family's property will be destroyed easily.
And maybe because the strange smell has been on her body for so long, she is almost used to it.
It’s okay to endure it a little longer.
"Okay, okay."
At this moment, Fang Rongxuan had completely forgotten about the live broadcast and just wanted to wash off the stench as soon as possible.
When Lai Yi brought out the cooked dishes, the stench in the room even covered up the fragrance.
She put down the bowl of food, frowned and covered her nose.
Where does this smell come from?
It stinks too much.
Her eyes moved around the living room and focused on Lu Li.
"Why do you stink so badly?"
The voice could not hide the disgust.
Lu Li twisted two fingers and said uncomfortably: "Well, Tang Lingling, Zuo Xineng and I were poured with two buckets of manure."
Xie Jingyuan, Qiao Ziang and Fang Bufan laughed at the same time.
Everyone's eyes turned to the three of them again.
Xie Jingyuan was the first to come to his senses.
He clenched his fist and placed it to his lips.
"Ahem, can you tell me in detail?"
"Ok."
Lu Li recounted the whole story in this way.
halfway.
The three men wanted to laugh again, but seeing Lu Li's ugly face, they held back their laughter with difficulty.
He waited until she finished speaking before bursting into laughter.
"Zuo Xineng is so funny, hahaha. I wanted to laugh when he said he was a legend before." Xie Jingyuan wiped the tears from his eyes.
Qiao Ziang suddenly felt that his previous experience of surviving in the wilderness was not so tragic.
I sighed, "They are worse than the last time I passed out in a pile of grass."
Qi Zhou's voice drifted over: "Okay, let's leave here first. We still have to go buy food."
Qiao Ziang spoke the truth again.
"Honestly, this stench has made me not hungry anymore, but we should leave as soon as possible!"
The five of them walked along the path, looking around like thieves.
I just want to observe whether there are any fresh and delicious vegetables at the farmers' homes.
In the end, Xie Jingyuan took the initiative to move into a house with a small courtyard full of vegetable fields.
Because he cooks at night.
When he finished choosing the dishes and was about to leave, Qi Zhou called him and stopped him.
He turned back to look at her: "What's wrong?"
"Let's ask this old man if we can cook it here directly? We can give her the remaining money."
"Ah? Why? Didn't we agree to use the big pot at my place..."
Uh.
He seemed to know why.
There is also a dung man in his house.
Do not!
It's two.
So they borrowed a place from the host and had their meal before going back.
Before leaving, Qi Zhou bought a box of matches.
After cleaning up, the three dung men gathered again at the old woman's house.
Just hope to fill my stomach.
What they saw left the three of them dumbfounded.
After all the hard work and effort, just give them this to eat?
Porridge, steamed buns, and pickles?
This deal is such a loss.
But what else can I do?
Eat it.
I didn't have lunch in the first place.
I carried a few large buckets of manure in the afternoon and was really hungry after working on it for a long time.
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The golden setting sun refracts dazzling light through the river.
Five people on the shore were taking a leisurely walk after having eaten their fill.
They lived on the right side of the river, and on the left side, in addition to houses, there was a big mountain.
Qi Zhou suggested going over there to take a look.
On the way, she found some wild grass that could remove odors, and planned to light it up when she got home to remove the odor from the house.
Otherwise I can’t sleep.
Xie Jingyuan followed Qi Zhou's instructions and left with the remaining grass and matches.
His earthen nest also needs to be deodorized.
Today passed in a "peaceful" way amidst the chaos.
[Today's laughs are all provided by Zuo Xi! ]
[All provided by three shit people, haha. ]
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