Quick Wear: BE cannon fodder does not follow the routine

Chapter 703 Marrying the Wrong Man or the Right One? (24)

The moon was bright in the sky. Shi An, drunk, kicked open the gate and said, "Hello, buddy. Let's drink! We'll drink again tomorrow."

Hearing the noise, Shi's father and mother, who had been waiting for a long time, came out and supported the man, saying, "Why did you drink so much? Today is your wedding, go back to your room and don't neglect your wife."

Seeing the joyful atmosphere in the courtyard, Shi An sat down on a chair and said arrogantly, "He got married again after coming back. He has come back four times and married four wives. I'm afraid that the wives are fighting in my room."

"Stop talking nonsense. Drink this hangover soup and don't make a fool of yourself again."

"Hey! What a joke! Haven't you guys made enough of this joke? I am a real man, a real man!"

The old couple stopped talking. In the past two years, they had indeed made a lot of jokes while arranging their son's marriage.

"Okay, okay, you're a real man."

"A real man will marry a woman on his own. Only an incompetent man needs his family to arrange a marriage. I am twenty years old. Even if Chang'e from heaven comes down to earth, I am worthy of her."

The man holding the hangover soup staggered, and finally finished the soup with the help of his old mother.

Boom!

The bowl with a slightly broken corner slipped to the edge of the table, and Shi's father and mother helped him to the front of the bridal chamber.

"Today I am getting married again. It is getting late. Let's go to the wedding chamber! Don't peek. Don't listen to anything inappropriate."

Shi An staggered and pushed the door open, then closed it again. He leaned against the door to calm down for a few seconds before walking towards the bed.

By then, the red candle's tears had dried up, the wind blew in from the window, the struggling candles in the room flickered continuously, and only the faint fragrance lingered.

Shi An dimly saw a woman sitting on his bed. He slapped his thigh and laughed, "Young lady, she is really a young lady. It seems that I have succeeded in marrying a woman today. It is better for me to stay alone in the empty room like in the past. Young lady, you...hahaha!"

Shi An sat on the bed and said, "I have someone I like. She is a strange woman, very good at fighting, looks like a fairy, and has a hotter temper than a chili pepper, but I just like her."

The woman sitting on the bed didn't answer, Shi An just thought it was a dream, and asked again: "Can you tell me what kind of man is worthy of her? A few days ago, I helped her chase away a few hooligans and invited her to sit on my boat. She actually said that the hole of the abalone stinks. What a powerful talker."

call!

The man collapsed on the bed and murmured, "At that time, I was so angry that I wanted to kiss her mouth and let her taste whether it was smelly or not, but I didn't dare to, because I was afraid that she would throw me into the middle of the river with one hand."

call out!

A gust of wind blew and all the red candles went out. Shi An felt that the coolness could not relieve the heat in his body. He tugged at the collar around his neck and unbuttoned his coat.

Gu Yuxi was busy sleeping on the bed, having just detoxified herself. When she saw Shi An in so much pain, she felt that the original owner's pregnancy was also due to many factors.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know that my husband already had someone he loved, but I can't leave."

"What? Are you going to spend the wedding night with me and give birth to a child for me?"

"My husband is really a joker. You and I have already been married. We can just say this in private."

Shi An shook his head and felt that the voice was gentle and sweet, with a sense of familiarity, young, intellectual, and light as a dream talk.

He continued to undress, hugged the woman's waist, and rubbed his lips on the woman's neck. His skin trembled involuntarily.

When he bit the veil and let it slowly slide down, he could vaguely see the familiar pair of eyes under the moonlight, and a pair of slender hands climbing on his shoulders, with skin as white as ice and bones.

"My dear, maybe you can only be so obedient and lovable in dreams, but I also like your naughty look. It's been a few days since you appeared in my dreams."

After saying that, Shi An's hands began to explore, and when he saw the red mole behind the woman's ear, he became bolder, and her charm was so attractive.

The hazy eyes moving around looked like a dream.

He felt particularly restless tonight. When their warm and wet lips touched each other, he was awake for a moment, but he still thought it was a dream...

The dogs barked and the chickens crowed, and Shi An woke up just in time. He realized that there was a person lying beside him, and he raised his arms and stood up.

When he saw the woman next to him was naked and showing no signs of hiding her ambiguity, Shi An hit his head and shook it.

His face turned pale and blue, and beads of sweat the size of beans appeared on his pale nose at some point, but his heart was growing colder and colder.

After getting out of bed, he walked to the bedside to pick up his clothes. When he saw that ugly face, veins popped up one by one! He couldn't help but shiver.

"How ugly!"

He put on his clothes, picked up his boots, opened the door and closed it again, then went to the yard with a bucket of cold water and poured it over his head.

If there was bitter water in his stomach, he would have vomited out several large basins of it at that time.

The noise in the yard undoubtedly disturbed the sleeping person. Shi Mu asked, "It's still dark, what are you doing, son?"

Shi An said in a deep voice: "Why did you put an ugly woman in my room?"

"Ah? Shanhu may not be a beauty, but she is still pretty. How come you call her an ugly woman? Don't turn your pants around and ignore me!"

"I won't recognize her even if I pull up my pants. What kind of woman is she? Why is she so eager to find a man? Is she the one who escaped from the nest of nosy women?"

"Watch your mouth, you little brat. She's your wife. Even if you don't like her, you and her are already husband and wife."

"So this is your excuse for putting drugs in my hangover soup last night? Am I really your son? Why are you helping outsiders to frame me like this?"

"Pah, who framed you?"

"You! What's wrong with me? Why are you forcing me to marry an ugly woman..."

Shi's mother was so angry that she picked up the bamboo broom on the ground and hit Shi An, cursing: "Ugly woman, ugly woman! The pot should match the lid. Do you want to marry the fairy in Guanghan Palace?"

"I just want to marry her. I just want to be a toad and want to eat swan flesh. Okay?" Shi An grabbed the second broom that was about to fall on him and endured it with difficulty.

"Okay, okay, others forget their mothers after getting married, but you even forget your wife after getting married. You are such an unfaithful man."

"Anyway, I feel uncomfortable seeing that ugly woman. I will pay you double the money you spent to trick her here, and you can send her away tonight."

Father Shi, who came out with a cane, asked, "Could it be that you really have a relationship with the man as the rumors say?"

"Bah! If anyone dares to make up stories about me like this, I will kill him immediately. Who the hell likes men?"

"Haru from the village said so honestly."

"He's so honest, a little gossipmonger. I'm worried that I can't find a gossiper like him. I'll teach him a lesson."

"What do you want to do?"

Seeing Shi An wearing clothes and kicking open the gate with a machete in one hand, Shi's mother couldn't catch up with him. She cried out in pain and could only shout, "Don't cause trouble!"

The man said without even turning his head: "Don't worry, I'll keep your life for him!"