Chapter 346: Foster Father, Why Are You Laughing?
Chapter 346: Foster Father, Why Are You Laughing?
That silver tile and this effect can speed me up?
Oops, no, you have to take good care of it after you go out, otherwise, if you are not careful, this girl will borrow it and never return it!
Uncle Wang turned around suddenly and yelled crazily at Nuonuo: "Damn little devil, where are you running!"
He pinched a golden mark with his fingertips and pointed it at Nono who was running away.
"seal up!"
A ray of golden light quickly swept away, catching up with Nono within three seconds, turning into a golden gulu ball, covering Nono's petite body.
"Let me go, let me go!" Nono was still a child after all. Her eyes were filled with fear. She didn't understand what happened to her kidney.
"Old man, I was fighting with you and you didn't look at me. It's very rude!" Lin Yan also took advantage of Uncle Wang's distraction and quietly rushed behind him, exposing his strong biceps. He squeezed the golden brick in his hand hard and gave Uncle Wang a hard knock on the head!
"Can I be fooled a second time by the same method? Don't be too young, young people!" Uncle Wang quickly turned around and used the empty claw of his left hand to try to block Lin Yan's powerful and heavy blow.
However, when he saw the bricks waving at high speed in Lin Yan's hand, he couldn't help but swallow.
Subconsciously, he retracted his hand and tilted his body slightly, narrowly avoiding Lin Yan's move.
The bricks cut through the air, making a terrifying roar and whirring sound.
hiss! What a strength!
"Destruction ray!" Lin Yan missed a move and quickly used the next move.
Damn it!
When Uncle Wang heard that Lin Yan was about to use his double pupils, he was so frightened that sweat formed on his face and he dodged non-stop.
Of all Lin Yan's abilities, the most perverted is the double-eyed destruction ray. The destructive power contained in it falls on people, and the wounds cannot heal in a short time, and will even continue to corrode the body.
This is probably the double pupil of the bloody master's big eye. Why did it fall on this boy?
"I lied to you!"
Lin Yan took advantage of Uncle Wang's dodge, stretched out his 45-yard big foot, and kicked him hard in the waist!
"ah!"
Lin Yan used great force and stepped on Uncle Wang's left rib. He saw that Uncle Wang's left rib collapsed directly, and his face began to hurt, and he put on a mask of pain.
"You brat, you don't follow martial ethics. You agreed to use double pupils, but you actually deceived an old comrade!" Uncle Wang quickly took a few steps back. He yelled at Lin Yan for not practicing martial ethics!
He has never seen such a shameless person, who actually doesn't keep his word!
"Brother Yan, get out of the way!" Seeing that Uncle Wang's attention was not on him, Lu Chu became bolder in an instant. He grabbed a round black bomb and threw it at the place where Uncle Wang was.
This black excrement egg took me a day and a night to make, and it was extremely precious.
Although the explosive attack power is zero, it inherits the special attribute of max mental attack. Once someone gets it, it will definitely drive you crazy!
As long as the enemy doesn't have Litchi, he is no different from a fool. As Lin Yan's best assister and professional strategist, this is all he can do!
boom!
"Eat my bricks!" Lin Yan frowned when he saw Uncle Wang trying to run away, and faced Uncle Wang's burnt brother. He went up and gave him a hard kick. He used to hit snakes within seven inches, and beat people first by beating the eggs. In line with the fine tradition, Lin Yan's move was completely aimed at wiping out his descendants.
Just because it's burnt doesn't mean it can't be used, but it does mean it's completely functional.
"You still want to lie to me!" Uncle Wang saw Lin Yan kicking him, but he kept saying that he would attack him with bricks.
I won't do the same thing twice!
Uncle Wang frowned and kicked Lin Yan in the foot!
"boom!"
The golden brick in Lin Yan's hand fell away and hit Uncle Wang's Tianling Cap at the same time.
"Ah~~"
Uncle Wang stepped back thirty meters and touched his bleeding forehead. He was like a little black kid who had been stepped on and went completely crazy.
Then, it turned into a gust of wind and rushed towards the nearest target except Lin Yan.
If you can't beat Lin Yan, you can't beat others?
Let's get rid of the other annoying ones first. When the time comes, we will have a better chance of winning against Lin Yan!
Uncle Wang’s first choice target is Nono!
That Wang Mengmengkong has a strategy, but his strength is just that of an ordinary person. It doesn't matter whether he kills or not!
That Lu Chu has a simple mind and well-developed limbs, but this person has endless tricks, sometimes he poops, sometimes he pees, it's so disgusting!
If possible, I don't want to fight him and bury him!
It has to be that girl Nuonuo, who holds a silver brick in her hand and has a terrifyingly high attack power. However, she still has a harmless and confused little face. She always likes to show off when she is not prepared, which makes her scalp numb. My limbs are weak, the threat is too great!
"It's not that easy to leave!"
"Psychic power, intercept!"
"Ten Thousand Poisonous Weeds, entangled!"
As Lin Yan shouted loudly, countless branches of Ten Thousand Poisonous Grasses covered with purple whorls rose up from the ground and wrapped around Uncle Wang's body at an incredible speed. On the charred lychees of Uncle Wang.
"Impossible, how come you still have a superpower?" Uncle Wang opened his eyes wide with disbelief on his face.
Although he already knew Lin Yan very well, this was the first time he saw his superpower.
Moreover, it actually has a rare plant power like Ten Thousand Poisonous Grasses?
Even in the big world, Ten Thousand Poisonous Grasses are at the top of the food chain. They may be weak at first, but after it develops its own proprietary toxins, it will become a terrifying plant that is feared by the entire world of immortality.
If you are contaminated with it, you will suffer from the poisonous body bite. Moreover, its toxins are all mixed poisons, and there is no cure for them.
The vast earth and the sky, no one sees the poisonous weeds without passing the smoke. Thousands of rivers and mountains are always filled with love. Is it okay to entangle you three times?
With a poisonous smile, life or death is unpredictable!
These golden sentences are all obtained from the life and death lessons of the predecessors in the past.
When many people died, the reputation of Ten Thousand Poisonous Grasses became apparent.
Unexpectedly, this kid actually has a third power, and it happens to be this power!
He must not be allowed to live!
Thinking of this, Uncle Wang's body became sacred, as if it were rimmed with gold, emitting a dazzling light, and his strength increased tenfold again.
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real world,
"Father, why are you laughing?" The emperor stood beside Uncle Wang, looking at the old man laughing and joking. He was very curious and wanted to slap him twice.
But thinking about his status as an adopted son, he suddenly became humble again.
"Haha, I laugh at Lin Yan for his lack of plans. Human beings are stupid. My strength is more than that. When I transfer my power to reincarnation, the man named Lin Yan will definitely die!" Uncle Wang looked up to the sky and laughed wildly!
"Ah..." The emperor lowered his head. He always felt that Uncle Wang's character had collapsed. Why?
Obviously he was a sure winner before and didn't say much when he was ruthless, but now he became so excited just to kill a human brat!
The emperor's comment was: The adoptive father is seriously ill!
The emperor saw Uncle Wang slowly closing his eyes again, exuding the glory of rumors. He knew very well that Uncle Wang was transmitting his own strength.
It seems that this old guy is holding back his food again. He is cursing and cursing all day long. He must have lost his mentality a long time ago!
Uncle Wang: Damn it, you are beaten every day, have to answer questions, and drink gold needles. It’s strange that you don’t collapse!
[Transmitting strength! Please enter password----】
Just when Uncle Wang was confident of winning, a vague mechanical sound appeared in his mind, the sound was sharp and without any emotion.
Uncle Wang was surprised to find that his power could not be passed on!
Damn, what happened?
Little did he know, he had been clearly arranged by the system!
password? What password?
Uncle Wang was a little speechless. He had been using the art of reincarnation for nearly ten thousand years, and he had never heard of the word password. Moreover, this word was obviously unique to this world!
However, the top priority is that he still has to transmit his power.
"The king of heaven overshadows the tigers of the earth?"
"Pagoda Town River Monster?"
"Open sesame?"
. . .
Uncle Wang tried for a long time, but there was still no response!
Damn, how could this happen?
[Incorrect password 10 times, you need to recharge your membership to retrieve the password! 】
member?
I am a member of your uncle!
Uncle Wang broke the guard on the spot and cursed loudly. He had never suffered such grievances, so why did he want to be a member?
Those dogs in love have come here, right?
However, thinking so in his heart, Uncle Wang still had to compromise.
"top up!"
[Sorry, you are poor and cannot recharge! 】
It's so unreasonable to kill someone with a pig's heart!
He actually called himself a poor man. Do you know how rich he is?
[Unable to recharge, please watch the advertisement! 】
Next, Uncle Wang saw the horror of artificial retardation. A full hour of advertisements, but they were all the kind of mentally retarded advertisements that even a fool would not watch.
His scalp was numb and he almost suffered from brain congestion.
Even if I want to quit midway, I don't know what to do. It's like being pulled into a wonderful space by a mysterious force. I can only be slaughtered like a fish, with no power to fight back!
[The password is: I am Shark Arm! please enter! 】
? ? ?
Want to play? Is this a password? Uncle Wang almost died on the spot.
"Okay! Just do it as you say!" If he doesn't transfer the power, that thought will be beaten to death by Lin Yan, and he has to speed up!
Let’s investigate this mysterious force later when we have time!
"I am Shark Arm!" Reluctantly, Uncle Wang entered the password!
【Please confirm your password! Read it out loud! 】
Damn it, just play with me!
"That's it, I'm Shark Arm!"
[Wrong password, please re-enter the password! 】
. . . .
After the system's adjustment, Uncle Wang's face showed a look of exhaustion. The originally joyful thing of inputting power to kill Lin Yan made him unable to feel any excitement at all.
Tired!
After entering the wrong password, I had to watch the advertisement again and again, three times, and I was completely numb!
[The password is correct! 】After the mechanical voice finished speaking, it quickly fell silent.
"The power has been transmitted!" Uncle Wang sighed, this is finally good news!
It's time for a showdown!
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In reincarnation,
Uncle Wang, who had been pressed to the ground by Lin Yan and rubbed repeatedly, got up. The powerful aura emanating from his body made Lin Yan couldn't help but tremble.
"Damn it, Banana, you idiot, you have to have a certain temperament when you resist a beating. You're fighting the BOSS from behind!" Lin Yan couldn't help but smacked his lips.
Obviously before, I had repeatedly beaten this old guy for a long time, and I had already exhausted a lot of energy. Who would have thought that this guy suddenly showed his second form, and his strength soared in a blink of an eye. What a joke!
The surrounding reincarnation space also felt the terrifying power of Uncle Wang, and let out a feeble scream. The dim sky turned scarlet, like glass, shattered into pieces one after another, and slowly fell to the ground.
As soon as Lin Yan raised his head, he could see the void after the space was shattered. It was empty and empty, with nothing in it.
"Brother, what should we do?" Nono leaned on Lin Yan's thigh, her eyes full of fear, fear of the unknown.
This old man was obviously very weak before, but who knew he would transform like a Seiya man and activate his second form.
This is beyond Nono's knowledge, she doesn't understand!
"Nono, now he's just pretending to be fat. Only your 100,000 volts can interrupt his spellcasting. What should I do?" Lin Yan looked at Uncle Wang, who was glowing with golden light and showing off his domineering attitude. I want Nono to log off the assembly line early.
It's no longer safe here, and she can't be of much help here.
As for how to log off, of course
"System, get the others out!"
【Can! 】
"Is that so?" Nono believed Lin Yan's words and asked innocently.
The fear in my heart also inexplicably decreased.
"Of course, can I still lie to you?" Lin Yan said sincerely.
"Okay then! It's up to me!" Nono nodded, picked up the silver brick in his hand and rushed towards Uncle Wang.
Then the next second, it disappeared without a trace.
Reality,
"Huh, this girl has experienced a great horror! Fortunately, the talisman expired and the link was broken, otherwise she would not be able to come back!" Jiang He took the talisman from Nono's hand and stroked his white beard and said.
"I'm out?" Nono looked up from Lin Yan with a confused look on his face.
"Yes, you're out! How's the situation inside?" Jiang He touched his beard and said with a smile.
Nuonuo didn't speak, but looked at Lin Yan, who was still sleeping, feeling empty in his heart.
"Phew, I'm out too!" Lu Chu looked up suddenly and found that he had returned to the real world.
Obviously I still have a bunch of stink bombs that I haven't used yet, so it's all in vain, what a pity!
"Where's Wen Ya? Why didn't Wen Ya come out?" The first thing Wang Mengmeng did when she woke up was to look in Wen Ya's direction.
Finding that she was still sleeping, Wang Mengmeng suddenly felt worried.
Before he left the reincarnation, he seemed to see some strange changes in Wen Ya. Before he could take a closer look, he was suddenly invited out.
"Yes, Lao Jiang, why didn't my granddaughter come out?" Wen Buping tugged on Jiang He's beard, looking anxious.
"Don't be anxious!" Jiang He pushed Wen Buping away, rolled his eyes at him, and came to Wen Ya's side. He glanced at the talisman in her hand and turned pale.
"It's strange. This girl was obviously the first to go in. The talisman is still intact, but everyone else has expired."
Could it be that something happened?
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