Chapter 345 Sorry, I Am A Womanizer!
Chapter 345 Sorry, I Am A Womanizer!
I checked the guide and found that it only took five minutes to wipe. I originally wanted Wang Mengmeng to wipe it, but I couldn't help but Lin Yan volunteered and was positive, so I let him come.
I didn't expect him to last so long, even for two hours!
If you rub it again, you will get high first!
"Oh, it turns out it's been two hours? Excuse me!" Lin Yan released his hands from Wen Ya's body, still feeling a little unfinished.
If nothing else, Wen Ya has the real stuff!
So, a final pat on Wen Ya’s ass was the finishing touch.
"You, gangster!" Wen Ya gave Lin Yan a resentful look in return. This guy is really old and dishonest.
It's still outside, so I'm not afraid of being seen!
"I'm sorry, I'm a womanizer!" Lin Yan managed to harmonize his words with his actions. Not only did he say yes, he was also very sincere with his body.
"Come on, let me kiss you!"
"Hey, I can't bear to look at it!" Lu Chu stood 200 meters away, using a telescope to secretly observe the battle situation over there, "I didn't expect Brother Lin to be so bored that he actually put on sunscreen for two hours!"
"I have never seen such a boring person, actually watching others put on sunscreen for two hours!" Nono shook his head, acting like a brat.
",,,You don't understand, if this trend continues, you will soon have another younger brother and sister!"
"Brothers and sisters?" Nono suddenly became excited when he heard this.
Now there are two behind him, and his ambition is to cultivate a football team and win glory for the country!
“I’m going to buy another box of sunscreen!”
"Hey, take off the telescope. If you dare to look at Wen Ya, I will gouge out your eyes!" Wang Mengmeng walked over and said angrily.
Men are still unreliable after all, and they have to protect Wen Ya on their own!
. . .
"What a beautiful sea!" Wen Ya put it into a big Chinese character and lay quietly on the beach, her beautiful eyes twinkling as she looked at the turbulent waves in the distance, feeling extremely comfortable in her heart.
The worries and fears of so many days were soothed by the ocean and were instantly cured.
In a few days, I will be able to see Dabao and Erbao, and I don’t know how they are doing.
"The sea is so big and white! The waves are really rough!" Lin Yan was lying under another sun umbrella, with the warm sunshine shining on his body, making his heart warm.
"Bai?" Nuonuo, who was holding a crab with one hand and beating it with a brick in the other, raised her head silently, showing a hint of disdain for Sister Li.
This sea is obviously blue, why is it said to be white?
"Lin Yan, I want to go for a walk in the sea!" Wen Ya suddenly stood up and stepped on the golden sand with her bare feet. It was soft and soft. Wen Ya felt infinite power.
There seemed to be something calling her here. She had an illusion that something terrible might happen if she came into contact with the sea!
"Don't go too far, be careful of sharks!" Lin Yan took off his sunglasses and warned, but Wen Ya seemed not to hear and continued to move forward.
"This girl!"
Lin Yan shook his head, sat up from his seat, and chased after Wen Ya.
"Pah! What are you looking at? You've never seen the sea!" Lu Chu went up and slapped the tightly bound Uncle Wang in the face.
However, this slap on Uncle Wang's face was like a fish in the sea, with no ripples at all!
Uncle Wang closed his eyes tightly, feeling a little different from before.
"Lu Chu, cooperate with me and tie him up tightly!" Wang Mengmeng also noticed something was wrong and grabbed a handful of rope from her travel bag and handed it to Lu Chu.
"Counting the time, today seems to be the college entrance examination!" Lu Chu sighed as he looked at the blue sky.
It has been a month since I came to this world of reincarnation, and there are only more than ten days left before the end of reincarnation as Wen Ya said. Soon, I will be able to go back.
"Don't be stunned. Lin Yan and Wen Ya are not here. We have to keep a close eye on him. If he runs away, it will be very troublesome!" Wang Mengmeng urged.
"Here we come!" Lu Chu took the rope and wrapped it around Uncle Wang's body again and again. His technique was so skillful that he could go to the police station to file a report.
"Hey, why doesn't it move?" Lu Chu pulled the rope hard, but found that no matter how hard he tried, the rope didn't respond at all.
"Boy, you had a great time fighting before, now it's my turn!" Uncle Wang raised his eyebrows, finally waiting for the time when his strength was sublimated, and the grievances he had suffered over the past month were not in vain.
This group of gangsters said they wanted to see the sea, and they were very happy, but they were only happy for a minute, because they actually wanted to see the sea, so they beat themselves up and tied themselves to them!
Wow, I've died a thousand times, it's so miserable!
Gou Jian lay down on the firewood and tasted the courage. He himself felt that all the hardships were over. Why did he feel like crying inexplicably?
Not just eat dog food, eat dog food too!
Not only looking for death, but also looking for shit!
Three beatings a day were never absent. When they were happy, they would beat themselves one more time, and when they were unhappy, they would beat themselves two more times.
"Bang!" The rope on Uncle Wang's body collapsed, and the muscles and bones on his body crackled. The old man who was weak before instantly transformed into the final BOSS!
"I suddenly thought that I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first!" When Wang Mengmeng saw this, she ran away. Even a jog was disrespectful to her own life.
"What, uncle, I apologize, I'll give this to you, I'll go to the toilet!" Lu Chu had already thought of his escape route, took out the carefully prepared small box, handed it to Uncle Wang, and ran away.
"Haha, you think I will let you go. Let alone one gift, even one hundred gifts, I will not forgive you. Your soul will stay in this reincarnation forever!" Uncle Wang smiled wildly. He smiled, not realizing what was in his hands.
boom!
The gift in his hand exploded violently. The violent explosion blew Uncle Wang's arm to pieces and his head flew far away.
"Damn it!"
. . .
"Holy crap, it's working!" Lu Chu looked back as he ran.
"What are you preparing?" Wang Mengmeng, who was looking for Lin Yan with Lu Chu, asked curiously.
"The bomb can not only bring death, but also kill people. I added some technology and cruelty to it. It's really powerful! I just don't know if I can kill him!" Lu Chu said.
"..." Wang Mengmeng took a breath and couldn't help complaining: "You won't use that again, will you? It's disgusting, isn't it?"
"It doesn't matter whether it's disgusting or not, the important thing is to make the enemy wear a mask of pain!"
"Forget it, let's find Lin Yan first!"
"Look, what is that? It's so shiny!" Lu Chu looked at somewhere on the beach. The holy light shrouded that area. From a distance, it looked very sacred.
--
"Holy shit!" Lin Yan looked up at the sky and couldn't help but take a breath.
"Lin Yan, what's wrong with me? I feel like my whole body is full of power!" Wen Ya floated in the air, feeling indescribably comfortable in her body. Unprecedented power was rushing through her body, and even her soul seemed to have been sublimated. .
I can clearly perceive everything in the sea,
Schools of fish swimming around,
The killer whale breathes heavily,
Even what many marine creatures are thinking,
I can clearly detect them, and it seems that I can also talk to them from a distance.
What a great feeling!
"It's so amazing. I feel like it suddenly became sacred and unattainable!" Lin Yan couldn't help but admired as he looked at the golden lines appearing on Wen Ya's body.
Especially the sacred harpoon pattern carved on the chest. Just looking at it makes my soul tremble.
This is a great horror!
[Ding dong! The system is restarting, progress is 0%. . . ] Just as Lin Yan was sighing at the wonderful changes in Wen Ya's body, a mechanical sound came from his mind, making him confused.
system? What is this?
[Progress, 50, 60, 99! 】
[Progress, 100%! 】
As the progress bar reached full, waves of memories emerged from his mind, and Lin Yan understood everything instantly.
[Host, long time no see. Do you miss me? 】The system's humble voice sounded, with a hint of randomness.
"It turns out it was you!" Lin Yan took a deep breath, feeling that he had been tricked by the dog system.
[You can’t say this, this is just to save your life. If the host dies, the leader will not survive. Besides, after so many reincarnations, the host should be able to improve a lot! 】
"Let's not talk about it for now. What happened to Wen Ya? Is it your fault?" Lin Yan glanced at Wen Ya floating in the air and asked.
[She has a great opportunity. It seems that after eating a huge treasure, she can form a special circuit with the sea. 】
"speak English!"
[She can control the ocean and gain unparalleled combat power! 】
"What did she eat?"
【Confidential! 】
"..."
"Brother Yan, help!"
"Damn you bastard, die!" Uncle Wang's eyes turned red, and he chased Lu Chu at an alarming speed. The original distance of a hundred meters became closer and closer in just two seconds, until he chased Lu Chu. superior!
"Let's see where you are going now!" Uncle Wang stretched out his hand knife and quickly slashed it across Lu Chu's shoulder.
"Pfft!" Lu Chu collapsed, "Oh my god!"
"You, bastard!" Uncle Wang has never seen such an outrageous person. When it comes to tormenting people, this little fat man can be said to be the second best. No one dares to be the first. He opens his mouth to defend and keeps his mouth shut.
During this period of time, under his torture, I have tasted all kinds of flavors from all over the country, and I have become the most despised food eater.
This is my own dark history. If I return to the big world in the future and people find out, I'm afraid I will be laughed out of my mind.
Finally, he was able to take revenge, but this guy actually blew himself up with a bomb full of answers and farted himself.
Does this guy have no shame?
"Go away!" Lin Yan saw Uncle Wang breaking away from his restraints and chasing Lu Chu from a distance. As the saying goes, old and new grudges should be reckoned together. After he had memories, he could remember the one hundred and one previous deaths. Yu Xin, this old guy has no martial ethics and always likes to carry out sneak attacks.
This time, I won't tolerate him!
Beat him!
Lin Yan kicked Lu Chu away, held a golden brick in his hand, and used the speed of a bachelor for eighteen years to slap Uncle Wang's wrinkled face hard.
The surrounding air was crackled by strong air currents.
"Well done!" Uncle Wang also saw Lin Yan for the first time. He shrunk his knife into an extremely hard iron fist and dug into Lin Yan's heart.
You have bullied me so many times and you won’t stop until you say something heartfelt!
"Hmph!" Can I still be bullied by you in my territory?
Lin Yan's eyes turned scarlet, and his pupils quickly turned into strange red double pupils. He grabbed Uncle Wang's body and shot him fiercely. If I don't shoot you to death today, it won't end!
Several destructive rays of light emerged from his eyes and penetrated Uncle Wang's body.
And Uncle Wang's fist also hit Lin Yan's chest hard.
puff!
Lin Yan fell back a hundred meters away, his face turned pale, and the aura on his body fluctuated up and down, extremely unstable.
"Don't tell me, he's quite strong!" Lin Yan spit out a mouthful of blood on the ground in a very unqualified manner, and then stared at Uncle Wang not far away.
Although Lin Yan felt pain at this time, his whole body felt very comfortable. After receiving that powerful and heavy blow, the blood in his body was also stimulated.
"impossible!"
At this time, Uncle Wang was not feeling well either. The destructive light from Lin Yan's eyes penetrated his body. Five large holes were opened in his chest, and blood was constantly spurting out from each hole.
Compared to the physical pain, Uncle Wang was more surprised why he didn't kill this brat with his punch just now.
The guy who could be stabbed to death with a small carving knife before was now able to push him back with a punch of his own. Even if he was injured, it would only spurt out a mouthful of blood.
Is this reasonable? This is unreasonable!
Although this is Lin Yan's reincarnation, the problem is that this is the place where he dominates. After his power returns, he should be invincible and invincible. How can he be at a disadvantage?
Uncle Wang touched the bloody hole on his body and frowned into the character "Chuan".
"There is a broken butt, one hundred thousand volts!"
While Uncle Wang was stunned, a small mound of earth on the nearby beach suddenly collapsed and started to move.
A small figure ran up behind him like a ghost. The brick in his hand, carrying the terrifying purple thunder, hit Uncle Wang's lychees in a very unruly manner.
My brother once said that if you hit someone, hit him within seven inches. If you hit a bad guy, hit him right here!
"Ah!" Uncle Wang suffered this fierce blow, and the destructive power brought by the purple thunder surrounded his body, making him scream miserably.
Tick tock, tick tock!
His pants were all burnt black, and the aroma of protein could be faintly smelled.
"Damn you kid!" Uncle Wang lost the litchi instantly and roared like a devil.
He had electrocuted himself hundreds of times before, but now that his strength had reached its peak, she actually dared to come up and sneak attack on him. Uncle Wang was so angry that he gritted his teeth and wished he could crush Nono to ashes.
"This is to increase the tempo of the attack! The situation is not right, retreat immediately!" Seeing that the enemy was enraged, Nuonuo completely lost Litchi, and decisively escaped quickly with a short leg of 0.5 meters.
The bricks in his hands were constantly flashing with terrifying purple thunder, and the surface of the bricks was emitting crystal clear silver light. The silver light and purple light alternated with each other, reflecting each other on Nono's calves, providing her with a high movement speed bonus. , as fast as lightning.
"That's so fast!" Lin Yan's jaw almost dropped to the ground as he looked at Nono who was exploding at an astonishing speed.
"This girl is such a thief!"
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