Resurrection Of Spiritual Energy: I Am Really Not The Sixth Child

Chapter 312 Three Times A Day? Damn It!

"Mr. Feng, you will be my brother from now on. Please make some more for everyone!"

"Make more!"

"This... it's too much trouble to do once, and the smell is too strong!" Lin Yan spread his hands and declined.

This is true. Although Ten Thousand Toxic Grass can be immune to toxins, it cannot block the stench. If the large intestine is made for a long time, Lin Yan estimates that his soul will also become smelly.

"Okay then!" Everyone sighed and could only wait until next time.

What Feng Xian said is right. Except for the aroma first in your mouth, this large intestine smells bad at other times.

How bad it smells, how delicious it tastes!

"What does it smell like?" The doctor happened to come to the kitchen to look for his adopted son and watch his cooking progress.

As soon as I came in, I couldn't stop my tears. The smell was so pungent that it seemed to penetrate my soul.

"vomit!"

However, as an SS-level superpower, the doctor's perception is so keen that he can naturally feel the ultimate fragrance under the ultimate stench.

This dish is simply a stroke of genius, even Ice and Fire is nothing more than that!

"Father, please look at this. This is the nine-turn large intestine I made for you. I won't tell you how it tastes. Ugh!" Lin Yan explained simply.

"This large intestine, yuck! Come with me!" The doctor waved his hand, and the fresh chicken butt and large intestine rice on the table floated in the air, and followed him into the bedroom.

"Suck it!" The doctor came to the room and couldn't wait to take a mouthful of intestines with a look of intoxication on his face.

"Mr. Feng, you are a genius!" The doctor praised from the bottom of his heart.

If you were to say which is the smelliest food in the world, this intestine definitely deserves it.

But the most outrageous thing is that it is also the most wonderful meal in the world.

Simply incredible!

He is worthy of being his adopted son!

"Mr. Feng, I read you right. During this period, please stop being a chicken butt. I will eat this large intestine three times a day in the morning, noon and evening!"

"Okay!" Lin Yan complained in his heart, this old guy has such a strong taste!

three times a day? Damn it!

Doesn't that mean that he has to endure inhuman torture three times a day?

"Father, my son has something to say that you don't know whether to say or not?"

"Say it!"

"I was beaten!" Lin Yan suddenly cried out of frustration.

"What? Who dares to hit you?" The doctor was excited and the guardian asked eagerly.

If you dare to quarrel with his adopted son, you are quarreling with yourself!

"Sea Clan!" Lin Yan replied.

"Sea Clan? Why did they hit you?" The doctor was a little confused. He didn't understand this!

The Sea Clan appeared recently, with overwhelming power and a god sitting in charge.

It is more appropriate to say that it is a god than an SSS-level monster.

That is an SSS-level monster. Unless it is absolutely necessary, I am still unwilling to fight against the Sea Clan!

If your experimental masterpiece grows up, you will be worthy of it. Now, pull it down!

"They insulted my adoptive father, old man, lolicon, and didn't bring paper to the toilet. The most important thing is, they called you a short-lived ghost!" Lin Yan opened his mouth and said with an angry look on his face.

"Who said that?" The doctor was a little confused. He didn't seem to have provoked the Sea Clan. Why was he scolding himself?

"Father, please listen to this!" Lin Yan took out his mobile phone and played General Sponge's abusive voice. The content in it was extraordinary, it was all the essence of the country.

They were all made by Lin Yan!

"Damn it, I and the Hai Clan are sworn in!" As we all know, the recording cannot be faked. In addition, this is what his adopted son told him, and he should be together soon!

However, you still have to be careful!

The doctor took a deep look at his adopted son and instantly regained his consciousness.

These days, I often reflect on myself. I lack judgment on some things. As long as I am linked to this brat, I am doing something wrong.

"I understand, please go back!" the doctor said calmly.

"Okay!" As expected, he is an old fox, and he is getting harder and harder to deceive!

However, Lin Yan didn't expect to be able to convince him all at once, just giving him a hint would be enough.

For other things, you can do it yourself!

--

In the evening, Lin Yan returned home, and Wen Ya had an unprecedented special training in the yard.

The scene is spectacular!

Holding a golden fork in his hand, he waved it desperately in the air, jumping and hopping.

The white rabbit is so cute jumping around!

Her moves were well-formed and looked good, but unfortunately, they still didn't work.

After a while, he was sitting on the ground panting.

"How could that happen?" Wen Ya smacked her lips and wiped the sweat from her face.

I have clearly seen these four moves, how could I not have any reaction?

What is its effect? That old man was obviously so powerful when he was demonstrating, but when it comes to himself, he has no lethality at all. It's unscientific!

"Bao, what are you practicing?" Lin Yan walked over and asked curiously.

"Nothing!" Wen Ya shook her head.

The things in the dream were fake after all, and it was useless to tell Lin Yan!

"Go back and rest!"

"Okay then! Do you still want this harpoon?" Wen Ya waved the golden harpoon in her hand and gestured.

"Take it if you want it!" It's not mine anyway!

"Okay, thank you!" Wen Ya stepped forward, kissed Lin Yan, and ran away with a blushing face.

"Have you seen enough?" Lin Yan looked not far away and threw a few small stones casually.

"ah!"

"Have you seen enough?" Lin Yan looked at the two strange old men in front of him and asked a little angrily.

Is it reasonable to hide in the grass and secretly look at other people's wives at night?

"Boy, you don't have martial ethics, you actually threw rocks and launched a sneak attack!" Wen Buping rubbed his head and said angrily.

I'm old, and I've got a big hit on my head. It's so embarrassing to say that I'm going to be in trouble for the rest of the year!

"Brother Wen, is this the weirdo you are talking about?" He is also an old man with gray hair, wearing a yellow Taoist uniform, a hawk-nosed white beard, and a standard image of a master, giving people the feeling of a Taoist fairy.

He was looking at Lin Yan seriously, then nodded with a smile.

What Wen Buping said is true, this kid really is not from this world!

"What, do you have any objections?" Lin Yan took out the bright bricks and said without any sign of weakness.

Wen Ya's grandfather is two thousand years old, but this old man is actually five thousand years old.

At such an old age, his strength is definitely not weak.

However, Lin Yan was right. He was in the absolute domain of Willow Tree and would have to kneel down when anyone came.

"Boy, we don't mean any harm. The New Year is coming soon. We two old comrades have nowhere to go and want to make dumplings at your house!" The old Taoist narrowed his eyes and said.

"Making dumplings?" Lin Yan thought for a moment and felt that there was room for maneuver: "Come with me!"

"Please!" The old Taoist waved his hand, signaling Lin Yan to go first.

"casual!"

. . .

"You will live here from now on!" Lin Yan came to the Black Shark Base and very politely gave up his house!

"Lin Yan, what are you doing!" Ye Chen was speechless. Is Lin Yan trying to piss him off?

He actually brought a stranger into his base. The key was not asking for instructions.

Isn't this equivalent to using your own things to entertain others? He is being generous, but you are feeling uncomfortable!

Does this bastard still take his boss seriously?

"Isn't it obvious? I picked up two homeless beggars and gave them a place to live!" Lin Yan said mechanically without emotion.

"...Beggars?" Wen Buping and Jiang Hai looked at each other, feeling offended.

Especially Jiang Hai, who owns a gymnasium covering an area of ​​nearly one hundred hectares, so he can be considered a wealthy man after all!

As for Wen Buping, he felt very unhappy. After all, his granddaughter was also Wenya, but this brat had no respect for his elders and actually called himself a stinky beggar!

As for Ye Chen, he was shocked by Lin Yan's words and said angrily: "Damn it, your house is so big, why don't you let them live in your house?"

My Black Shark organization is a super team of superpowers, not a homeless shelter, okay?

"I didn't expect that!" Lin Yan showed a surprised expression and suddenly said, "Forget it, moving around is too troublesome, they will leave it to you. Just assign them the task of making dumplings during the New Year!"

The two old men looked at each other again, sighed, and we just said casually, you took note of it!

"Then I'm leaving. Remember to get up early to make dumplings tomorrow!" Lin Yan left without giving Ye Chen a chance to refute.

"This bastard!" Ye Chen looked at Lin Yan's leaving figure, somewhat dumbfounded.

"What about us?" Old Taoist Jiang Hai pointed at himself and Old Wen and said with a smile.

"Stay there! Don't bother me if you have nothing to do!" Ye Chen suddenly felt upset. Today's matter must be solved by hugging Lin Ya for a day, otherwise it will not be over!

"No, what we mean is, can you give us a room each?" Jiang Hai grabbed Ye Chen who was about to leave and explained.

"Keep pushing, I'll live in a doghouse for you!" Ye Chen didn't give them a good look. In his eyes, the only people who could make him polite were strong people and people who were useful to him!

These two old men, let’s forget it!

"Damn it, this young man!" Wen Buping couldn't hold it back, rolled up his sleeves and wanted to bayonet with Ye Chen.

"Old Wen, put your luggage away!" Old Dao stopped Wen Buping and said.

People under the eaves have to bow their heads!

--

"Lin Yan, pay the bill!" When Lin Yan returned home, Lei Ying was sitting downstairs waiting for Lin Yan to pay his salary.

The morning performance fee costs several tons of dumplings anyway.

"Okay, here you go, can I help you?" Lin Yan took out a thick stack of documents from his briefcase and threw it on the table.

? ? ?

"What do you mean? I want to eat, what's the use of giving me paper?" Lei Ying suddenly became unhappy when he saw Lin Yan wanted to default on the bill, and directly took out the thunder knife to express his dissatisfaction.

"I don't know, these documents are treasures! I'm going to start a company!" Lin Yan pouted, this girl knows how to eat, doesn't she have any lofty ambitions?

"It's none of my business!" Lei Ying was a little impatient and flipped through the documents on the table. When he turned to the second page, he suddenly became excited, "I want this company!"

Not only do you want it, you also have to do it fiercely!

That's right, the company Lin Yan founded for her was a company specializing in writing novels. It was staffed by a group of writers who loved to procrastinate and had a low number of words, which suited Raikage's taste.

From now on, I will never allow the yellow button to appear on the novels I read, and I will read it to the end!

A person can type a hundred words a minute, and if he rests for ten minutes an hour, he can also type five thousand words. Twenty-four hours a day, no matter what, he has to type fifty or sixty thousand, otherwise, he is not allowed to sleep!

My electric shock therapy has finally come to great use. If nothing happens, I can use it to refresh the spirits of those dog authors.

"Are you satisfied now?"

A smile appeared at the corner of Lin Yan's lips, "Boy, I can't cure you?"

"I have to add more than a hundred people!" Lei Ying turned on his mobile phone, preparing to pack up all the dog authors on his bookshelf and stimulate their coding potential offline.

The slowest coder is served by a small leather whip assisted by electric shock.

The number of words was buried directly!

"Okay!" Lin Yan nodded in agreement.

I still have a dog author who has been dead for almost a month. Do you really think you can’t find him?

If you let yourself know who he is, you will definitely not get the good fruit from him!

We just happened to take advantage of Raikage's matter to do it together.

Thinking of this, Lin Yan became a little angry. He picked up his phone and opened a certain tomato novel, and typed a bunch of words, "Do you dare to reveal your home address? I'll take a month off. If you don't update it, I'll send you a razor blade!" "

On the other side, Wen Ya, who was playing on her mobile phone and feeding her child, received a reminder message from one of her readers.

She was so frightened that she dropped her phone on the ground, and it was Lin Yan again.

Now that Wen Ya knew that the avid reader who often talked shamelessly about her was Lin Yan, her head suddenly ached.

what to do? what to do?

If Lin Yan found out that it was him, would his butt be spread open?

At least the kind that makes you unable to get out of bed for a month!

Thinking of this, Wen Ya's face turned red, she quickly canceled her account, destroyed the evidence and ran away.

After doing this, Wen Ya breathed a sigh of relief, "Let's write under a different pen name in the future!"

Anyway, the identity information authenticated originally belonged to someone else, so Lin Yan should not be able to find him!

"Bao, you haven't rested yet!" Lin Yan went upstairs and saw Wen Ya, who was busy with a bottle in each hand.

"No...it's okay!" Wen Ya suddenly felt guilty and lacked confidence when she saw Lin Yan.

"Wen Ya, what's wrong with your face? It's so bad?"

"No, it's okay. I just over-exercised and am a little tired!"

Exercising too much? There seems to be nothing wrong with it!

"I'll do it!" Lin Yan took the bottle and took over Wen Ya's job.

"Then I'll go to bed first!"

A night of silence,

Early the next morning,

Lin Yan started to do it, turned on his phone,

"The author you searched for does not exist!"

"Huh? Damn it, you actually deleted your account and ran away!" Lin Yan gritted his teeth, causing pain in his back molars.

I stopped updating for a month, and now it’s even more outrageous. I just deleted my account and ran away!

Originally, I wanted to give him a chance, but now, I don’t have to give it to him!

Lin Yan directly called the leader of Tomato Novels and angrily gave him a slap in the face.

Halfway through the batch, the man said leisurely: "Who the hell are you! Just greet my mother when you come up. You haven't received nine years of compulsory education! You have shit in your fucking mouth! I met my mother You stupid bitch, you’ve been my bloody curse for eight fucking lifetimes!”

"I beep, you beep, beep, beep, beep, beep..."

The sound of resistance there was like a telegraph machine, successfully waking up Wen Ya who was sleeping.

"As expected of a novelist and a cultured person, he can even scold people without stopping!"

I can accidentally pinch it off when I go to the toilet, look at others!

Lin Yan sighed and decided to go directly across the network cable to confront the boss.

Lu Xun once said that when magic cannot be defeated with magic, he can use physical methods to convince people.

Conquer people with virtue!

Just do what you say, Lin Yan is getting ready to get dressed.

"Lin Yan, where are you going?" Wen Ya was a little confused. Lin Yan's expression made it look like he wanted to eat him!

"I have something to do, you can sleep for a while! Come back soon. If you want to do morning exercises, wait for me!"

"You..." Wen Ya's face turned red with embarrassment, and she understood instantly that Lin Yan was not serious again so early in the morning!

"...Wait a minute, I'll go too!" In order to prevent Lin Yan from losing control, or to prevent Lin Yan from investigating the identity of his dog author, Wen Ya also stood up and got dressed.

"You want to go too? That's okay!" Lin Yan glanced at Wen Ya and didn't object.

Just treat it like a date. Well, it’s absolutely safe to go on a date with Ban Brick!