inspire-indiana Chapter 311: Did You Do This On Purpose?
Chapter 311: Did You Do This On Purpose?
Lei Ying stretched out his white palm and grabbed Lin Yan's neck.
"Not good!" The doctor couldn't sit still when he saw that Lei Ying was about to take action against his adopted son.
Buzz!
A powerful mental force enveloped Raikage's body, trying to block her actions.
"Sure enough, it's telepathy!" Lin Yan said silently in his mind, "Xiao Nian, look at this person, it's more than just a little bit off!"
[The master’s criticism is that when I evolve to S level, I will definitely be more powerful than him! Don’t use the power upgrade card on me! 】Xiao Nian said.
"Little tricks!"
boom!
The telekinesis hit a thin layer of thunder and lightning on Raikage's body, and with a ripple of purple thunder and lightning, the effect of telekinesis dissipated instantly.
"Come here!" Lei Ying grabbed Lin Yan with one hand and pressed him directly to his chest.
"Damn it!" Doctor and No. 2 said in unison, angrily.
The doctor was angry because his adopted son was taken away before his eyes, and he was powerless to do anything.
The reason why No. 2 was angry was that he envied Lao Feng for being so close to his goddess!
"Sure enough, he's a dog licker!" Many shadow members who were watching the excitement looked at No. 2 deeply and were speechless.
In this situation, he was actually worried about this!
"Damn it!" Lin Yan held Fang Tian's painted halberd tightly and struggled fiercely until Lei Ying's thunder knife was placed on his neck.
"Do you still dare to move?"
“If you’re not moved, you’re not moved!”
"No. Foster father, please leave me alone. Don't give the antidote to No. 0, and don't use your secret weapon. I'm not worth it!" Lin Yan shouted at the doctor, looking forward to death.
He's pretty good at acting! The corners of Raikage's mouth curled up in an imperceptible arc. If he hadn't received professional training, he would have broken the skill!
"Shut up!" Raikage said coldly, looking at the doctor.
"Secret weapon?" Many Shadow members thought about Lao Feng's words and cast inquiring glances at the doctor.
What else does the PhD study? Does he still have a trump card?
The doctor murmured in his heart,
Mr. Feng, Mr. Feng, how could you expose the fact that I have a secret weapon so easily?
It's not as promised, but this matter is rotten in the stomach. God knows that you know and I know, don't you?
Can it be said that the mountains have no edges and the heaven and the earth are harmonious?
The doctor is crying and laughing, what can he do?
Then of course I choose to forgive.
"Number Zero, I'll give you the antidote. You let Mr. Feng go first!" the doctor said helplessly.
Isn't it just that he has lost control of the shadow members? never mind.
It's enough if Mr. Feng treats me sincerely and has his chicken butt with me all the time!
Um? Did this old fox hand over the antidote so easily?
I haven’t even started performing yet! This is not possible!
"This..." Lei Ying blinked at Lin Yan, what should he do now?
Is that enough?
"Father, don't listen to this stinky bitch, I'm not worth that much money!!" Lin Yan suddenly felt confident and cursed, struggling fiercely regardless of life or death.
They bumped into the Raikage's hill several times, which made Number Two gnash his teeth and everyone was terrified.
Lei Ying silently made a note to Lin Yan in his mind and took the opportunity to take advantage of it. This would be charged extra, so he would have to pay more.
hiss! What the hell is this brat doing? The negotiation is about to be concluded. Why is he so uncooperative all of a sudden?
Do you still dare to catch the little white rabbit No. 0?
The corner of the doctor's mouth twitched, he was done!
"Damn it!" Lei Ying pinched Lin Yan's neck and said with a fierce look, "I want your life!"
I have to say that Raikage's acting skills are still top-notch, and it would be unreasonable not to win a gold medal.
"Huh, everyone is destined to die. It may be heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. For my adoptive father, it doesn't matter if I die!"
"Okay, I'll make it happen for you!" Lei Ying's body and arms were wrapped around the thunder and lightning, and he said with murderous intent.
"Death, death..."
"Wait a minute, I'll give you a special potion that can triple the combat power in a short time!" Seeing that his adopted son was about to die, the doctor quickly added weight.
"Father, you'd better be nice to me!" Lin Yan cried, and was so moved that he burst into tears.
"..." Mr. Feng, I beg you, shut up, don't torment me!
"Three times the combat power?" Lei Ying was a little moved. She had long suspected that the doctor was secretly researching other projects behind her back. Now it seems that it is true.
"Okay, I promise you, I won't kill him! But," Lei Ying looked unhappy and kicked Lin Yan's butt.
"get out!"
Lin Yan crawled to the doctor with a "face full of embarrassment" and said, "Father, I'm sorry for you!"
"It's okay, it's okay!" The doctor sighed, "As long as you're okay!"
"I will find someone to learn the production method from you, remember to cooperate!" After Lei Ying finished speaking, he turned and left, "Numbers 1 to 4, follow me!"
"Fuck! Why don't you have me!" No. 5 pointed at himself, a little dissatisfied. Why should he leave himself behind? He is obviously also an SS-level superpower.
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"No. 0, what should we do next?" No. 1 came to Raikage, lowered his head and asked.
No matter who takes over Shadow now, the mess will have to be dealt with.
"If someone attacks, then fight!" Lei Ying replied, "If someone comes, kill one. If a group comes, kill a group. Not only do we have to fight, we also have to hit his lair!"
"Jie Jie Jie, I've wanted to do this for a long time!" No. 3 immediately agreed. He was obviously Raikage's lackey.
"Number Zero, you are so beautiful!" Number Two secretly looked at Raikage and finally couldn't help but say.
In the past, No. 0 always wore black robes and masks, but now he has a different flavor.
Well, the ears are great!
"..." This number two really cares about food but not about fighting.
"No. 1, No. 3, No. 4, hang this guy up and beat him!" Lei Ying twitched the corner of his mouth and said ruthlessly.
"Yes!" No. 1 took the order, grabbed No. 2's head, and beat him hard.
"No. 1, we are brothers, please be gentle!" No. 2 cried for his father and mother, wailing in pain.
"Take my stick!" No. 3 took out the big stick and rounded his arms, showing no mercy.
"Ah, that's ridiculous, I just felt it. Why are you so harsh?" No. 2 screamed while reprimanding his good brothers.
It's a pity that no one listened to his sophistry. After all, the grass on the grave of the last one who teased No. 0 has grown into a jungle.
"Father, it's all my fault that I'm too weak for you to worry about!"
After Lei Ying left, Lin Yan began to cry about his weakness.
"Mr. Feng, it's okay. Go and make me a pot of chicken butt. I want to eat it." The doctor comforted, "By the way, if you know other special dishes, just make me one by the way."
As his adopted son is a hundred-star chef, his cooking skills are naturally one hundred dou high, so all the chefs owe him ninety dou.
He didn't believe that Old Feng could only make chicken soup. Although it was fine if he could only make chicken soup, because the boy had made it more difficult for him just now, he felt that this boy was not as honest as he thought.
I didn’t think about it carefully before, but now that I think about it, there’s something wrong with this kid!
So, gotta give it a try.
If he can only cook one dish, he must be a spy. He has recognized that he likes to eat chicken butts, so he is in urgent need of evidence that his adopted son is not a spy.
It’s impossible for a traitor to have two earth-shattering meals, right?
With this skill, if you want to be an undercover agent, why not just go out and do it alone? Wouldn't it be good to make money?
"Yes, foster father!" Lin Yan said nothing and turned to leave.
The doctor left the Shadow Base and came to his secret laboratory,
"Mixi Mixi, there are so many flowers, open it!" The door opened automatically after hearing the password, and the doctor took a big step and walked in.
Coming to a petri dish, the doctor looked at the little person inside, his eyes filled with pride.
Shadow's rights are nothing compared to his best work. Who cares?
As long as they come out, within a year, there will be ten monsters under his hands.
The doctor stretched out his left hand and touched the petri dish, looked at the baby that had grown into shape inside, and called out: "Grow up quickly!"
Click!
There was a sound of shell breaking in the laboratory, and the glass of ten petri dishes shattered in an instant. The baby immersed in the liquid slowly opened his eyes.
The screen turned,
As Lin Yan used his superb knife skills in the kitchen, a ten-meter large intestine was cut into pieces that even the nobles could not afford.
Not only the amazing appearance, but also the taste contained in it makes everyone flinch.
"Eating fresh intestines is such a beautiful thing!"
"What the hell, Lao Feng, what are you doing? Are you having a fight with the defense in the kitchen?" A member of the Shadows originally wanted to take a sip of fresh chicken soup, but as soon as he came in, he immediately put on a mask of pain. The taste is really indescribable, it's simply... Rely on the defense.
"Cooking!" Lin Yan explained while wearing a gas mask.
"Old Feng, I want to ask you something, have you cleaned your large intestine?"
What is that floating in the pot? Oh my God!
The one who hit Lao Feng was No. 0. Lao Feng didn't want to take revenge on the entire organization.
"That's not true. In order to let you know that what I am eating is large intestine, I specially kept part of it!"
"Aunt... did you do it on purpose?"
"It must be intentional! Don't leave, come here and have a taste!" Lin Yan grabbed the shadow boy's shoulders and pulled him over.
He took out a piece of large intestine and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Wow, damn it, why, why are you doing this to me!". The man didn't understand how the always weak old Feng could be so strong. He just came to drink chicken soup, but he was fed by him to defend himself.
My lord, food has changed!
"Huh?" After taking a bite of real pig intestines, the shadow member who was crying and kicking his legs suddenly turned from sadness to joy.
"There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers, but there is another village with dark flowers and bright flowers!"
"This is impossible! It's so smelly, but it has the magic power to make you want to take another bite!"
The man looked at Lin Yan with a pious look, "Old Feng, get me some more and I'll give them to the brothers to try. We haven't eaten meat for a long time! Ugh!"
"Take it yourself! Ugh!" Lin Yan just took off his gas mask and immediately vomited it out.
To put it bluntly, even I can't stop this smell!
. . .
"Brothers, dinner is ready!" So, a shadow member was playing gongs and drums in the cafeteria, which immediately attracted a lot of hungry shadow members.
"What's this smell? Back off!" Someone smelled the stench, which was as irritating as someone farting with the scent of egg yolk for a minute in the elevator.
"Damn it, is the organization going to break the pot? Yesterday, they made us eat millet porridge, and today they actually fed everyone to eat for the defense. Is there any brother who rushed into the kitchen with me and asked for an explanation?"
"It's all that old Feng's fault!"
"Damn it, Third Brother, what's wrong with you? Look, Third Brother, he's fainted from the stink!"
"Damn it, I've never smelled such stinky food in my life!"
Everyone was talking a lot and was filled with indignation. They wanted to rush into the kitchen and beat Old Feng up immediately.
"Everyone's eyes are on me!" Seeing that the atmosphere was in place, the guy playing the gongs and drums picked up a spoon and filled himself a big bowl, and then ate with relish while everyone looked at him in disbelief.
"Who is this man? He is a man. I, Hu Hansan, am willing to be defeated!"
"This boy's bravery is no less than ten times that of Lu Bu!"
"Really?" Someone shook his head. It was true that the food in the organization was so bad that he went crazy and dared to eat anything!
"Emma, it smells so good!" The man ate a bowl and refilled it for another night.
Seeing the smile on his face, everyone holding their noses looked strange and fell into self-doubt.
"It's not like you're just pretending! Ugh!"
"Let me try it!" A tall man couldn't hold it back in the end. He picked up a piece of large intestine with chopsticks and looked at it for a long time without taking a bite.
"Suck!"
Seeing that the guy was already eating the third bowl, the sturdy man gritted his teeth, put the large intestine in his mouth, and started chewing it with a ferocious expression.
Huh!
Everyone couldn't help but click their tongues, there was another fool.
"Nani, cool? It tastes terrible!" The sturdy man got more and more excited as he chewed, and he was still belittling this large intestine.
When no one was paying attention, he held the pot with both hands and rushed outside while spitting.
"This intestine is poisonous, let me help everyone get rid of it quickly!"
"Stop him!" Someone noticed the clue and took action to stop the sturdy man. The pot of intestines returned to the dining table.
"Well, let me try it too!"
"Hmm!" An anorexic man silently took out his cutlery and filled himself a bowl.
"I'm coming too!"
. . .
Five minutes later, "Damn, why is there no more?"
"OMG, I dare say this is the best-tasting large intestine I have ever tasted. It has a silky texture and even has yellow sea urchin in it. It's really addictive!"
"Ah, yes, enjoy the silky, soft and glutinous intestines. One bite, my mouth is stained, oh no, it is full of delicious food. This large intestine is absolutely amazing!"
Soft and waxy?
Lin Yan happened to come out to check everyone's reaction and couldn't help but frown.
When cooking for my family, I washed it ten times and it was quite clean. As for what I made today, I’m sorry, I didn’t add sea urchin. Maybe the large intestine wasn’t washed well, maybe it was snow!
A bunch of poor snow-eaters!
For the sake of their mental health, I decided not to talk too much. Sometimes, life requires white lies!
"Old Feng, are there any more? Brothers are not happy!" Many Shadow members who had not received a share were beating their chests and blaming themselves for being late. When they suddenly saw Lin Yan, their eyes suddenly lit up.
"No!" Lin Yan shook his head. He made a big pot and gave three-quarters to these guys. The remaining bit had to be given to the doctor!
According to Lin Yan's estimate, with the doctor's weird taste, he would definitely be obsessed with this large intestine, so he took the opportunity to add fuel to the fire and let him go to the East China Sea to do big things.
As a result, the Sea Clan started fighting with the Shadows, and he took the opportunity to sneak in quietly and reap the benefits.
However, it's not that Lin Yan thinks highly of the doctor. If the doctor fights with the sea tribe, he is really not qualified.
Therefore, Lin Yan plans to spread trouble everywhere. Haven't there been many hermit bosses in China recently?
Anyway, they will take action against themselves sooner or later, so it is better to confront them directly and take advantage of them in advance.
There is also the Free State, which has been secretly doing little tricks lately, so we have to find something for them to do.
What a clever little boy I am!